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Spongesonic @spongesonic.bsky.social · 1d

You may not say it, but I will.

You were one of his best editors.

Spongesonic @spongesonic.bsky.social · 2d

Also, I JUST noticed this... did he only use that clip because Schaff used it in his Shrek 3 review? Does this man have a single original bone in his body?

Maybe his next name change should be to "Miles Bron".

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Spongesonic @spongesonic.bsky.social · 2d

A lot of media involves children going on dangerous quests. Much like adults, many children use media as escapism and want to imagine themselves going on fantastical adventures. Sure, if this happened in real life, that's an instant report to child services. But is this real life, Ryan?

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Spongesonic @spongesonic.bsky.social · 2d

The Krabby Patty formula would never be in danger if intellectual property rights existed in Bikini Bottom. Just saying.

Spongesonic @spongesonic.bsky.social · 3d

I saw it once when I was a kid. I think I was too young to understand what was going on.

Spongesonic @spongesonic.bsky.social · 3d

Okay, but that one's actually more true.

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Spongesonic @spongesonic.bsky.social · 3d

Right. I'm sure the grooming, shitty attitude, inability to take responsibility for his own actions, inability to learn any lesson at all, inability to keep it in his pants, and a fuck ton of other things aren't responsible.

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Spongesonic @spongesonic.bsky.social · 5d

The biggest missed opportunity of Mario Galaxy 2 is that there's a level based on Sunshine, and yet you cannot unlock a Pianta buddy for your ship.

Spongesonic @spongesonic.bsky.social · 7d

Also, let's not also forget - if sales are slowing down right now, it's because people are saving up money for a certain holiday coming up. The fact it's still outpacing the Switch 1 in those conditions is impressive.

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Spongesonic @spongesonic.bsky.social · 8d

Nintendo may overprice their remasters and ports, but I'll give them this - you can usually expect them to be competent. I sadly cannot say that about all companies...

Spongesonic @spongesonic.bsky.social · 10d

The three eternal questions:

1. Where did we come from?
2. What is our purpose?
3. WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?