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El Spotto
@spotto.bsky.social
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You may recognize me from such places as #NOLAtwitter. You may address me as Sir El Spotto, as befits my status as a Knight of the Sovereign Military Order of Sealand (OMS), or you can just call me El Spotto. It ain’t that big a deal.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 59m
You said “recovery sandals” and my mind envisioned the wooden Dr Scholl’s sandals mom wore in the 70s. 😂🤣
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 1h
This is not why I went to Walmart. I needed groceries that Aldi doesn’t have. I didn’t stand a chance. Someone put this $33 one next to the $170 Starry Night that I keep successfully not buying.
A brickcraft kit to build the Planet Express ship from futurama.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 16h
We have found Spock!

That means tomorrow is The One With Whales. Can’t wait.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 18h
Wait. Search For Spock starts as soon as Wrath of Khan ends but…Saavik changed from Introducing Kirstie Alley to Introducing Robin Curtis and we are just supposed to ignore that?
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 18h
Ooh. Is that a vintage shag sofa?
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 18h
Get in losers, we’re Searching For Spock.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 19h
Look, I’m not even going to try and compete with Mr International Smokeshow y’all are following, but Aldi’s garlic herb mixed nut blend is pretty darned tasty.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 19h
Biblically accurate ent.

Amazing.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 19h
Joy of the day to you two!
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 19h
The MCU is taking a dive in how good the costumes are.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 19h
I went to high school at the other end of the county south of there on I-81. North of Roanoke in the shadow of Tinker Mountain.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 19h
With respect, tap a hole in the sign.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 19h
Good enough excuse for Malhari from Bajirao Mastani.
a group of men are dancing in a room while wearing turbans .
Alt: a group of men are dancing in a room while wearing turbans .
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 22h
I’m hoping we can avoid order 66 for a while yet, thanks.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 23h
How is that not electioneering? I’m assuming they were on the ballot?
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 23h
Ooh, tikka masala.

🤣😂
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 1d
5kg/hr. 👀

And here I was feeling decadent contemplating upping my 70g fluid bed to a 230g, $350 fluid bed. That would put out maybe 7-800g/hr. 🤣😂
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 1d
Mustard is…interesting. I’m just north of Carolina gold land. I’ve had a couple that are a blend of Carolina gold and a more vinegar NC style that weren’t bad, but when it relies solely on mustard for acid, I don’t like.

And then there’s AL white…
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 1d
I am not at all a fan. Stayed in KC on road trips a couple times and meh.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 1d
Granted my coffee tastes are less sweet, but gotta throw the folks at Sacred Grinds out at the cemeteries into the ring. It’s inside The Herb.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 1d
Is Kansas City in North Carolina? Pretty sure any bbq capital must be here.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 1d
This BBC guy making the pillaging of the Valley of the Kings by the Brits sound like a grand adventure.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 1d
“North Carolina is such a horrid conservative place.”

Which is why a huge group of costumed folks walked into the coffee shop before heading to the Ren Faire and the Pride organizers were drinking sweet caffeinated drinks talking excitedly about today’s events.

We gonna get the Guard at this rate.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 1d
I’m having a Southwest salad with some rotisserie chicken. Because lazy. 😂🤣
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 1d
Yes. It is a late start.