El Spotto
@spotto.bsky.social
You may recognize me from such places as #NOLAtwitter.
You may address me as Sir El Spotto, as befits my status as a Knight of the Sovereign Military Order of Sealand (OMS), or you can just call me El Spotto. It ain’t that big a deal.
You may address me as Sir El Spotto, as befits my status as a Knight of the Sovereign Military Order of Sealand (OMS), or you can just call me El Spotto. It ain’t that big a deal.
HolUp. Now the halftime show was gay porn? Lesse…hetero wedding, guy/girl couples dancing, a bit of booty shaking…was it the guys playing brass on the roof? Had to be them.
I don’t know what this guy was watching on Pornhub, but it wasn’t the halftime show. 😂
I don’t know what this guy was watching on Pornhub, but it wasn’t the halftime show. 😂
TN Republican demands official probe after calling Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show 'gay pornography'
“Depicting gay pornography on prime time has no place in our culture,” Tennessee U.S. Rep. Andy Ogles bizarrely said, after seeing two men dancing and Ricky Martin singing.
www.advocate.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
HolUp. Now the halftime show was gay porn? Lesse…hetero wedding, guy/girl couples dancing, a bit of booty shaking…was it the guys playing brass on the roof? Had to be them.
I don’t know what this guy was watching on Pornhub, but it wasn’t the halftime show. 😂
I don’t know what this guy was watching on Pornhub, but it wasn’t the halftime show. 😂
Zippo makes a hand warmer. I don’t know how keen I am on putting a reservoir of lighter fluid, burning, in my pocket.
12-Hour Harley-Davidson® Refillable Hand Warmer Black Matte Windproof Lighter
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zippo.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Zippo makes a hand warmer. I don’t know how keen I am on putting a reservoir of lighter fluid, burning, in my pocket.
Age verification?
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age verification? this is one of my favorite MTV video sight gags ever.
February 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Age verification?
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One of these is a constitutional right, the others aren’t. Any guesses which one is?
Sit down.
Sit down.
Mike Johnson: "Americans need an ID to drive, to open a bank account, to buy cold medicine, to file govt assistance, even to attend the DNC. So why would voting be any different? They can't answer that question."
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
One of these is a constitutional right, the others aren’t. Any guesses which one is?
Sit down.
Sit down.
@bsky.app hey, drafts are great and all, but how about allowing paste for gifs? Honestly your gif nanny isn’t great and I would love to be able to use my Tenor gif keyboard again.
Shouldn’t have to save it to my phone to be able to use it, y’all.
Shouldn’t have to save it to my phone to be able to use it, y’all.
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
@bsky.app hey, drafts are great and all, but how about allowing paste for gifs? Honestly your gif nanny isn’t great and I would love to be able to use my Tenor gif keyboard again.
Shouldn’t have to save it to my phone to be able to use it, y’all.
Shouldn’t have to save it to my phone to be able to use it, y’all.
Well well well. Both the city leaf and grass clipping and the city branch trucks just came by. That is about the surest sign of spring there is.
I need to get the last of the leaves off the back yard, get down this year’s clover seed, and order/plant some crape myrtles on the sunny edge of my yard.
I need to get the last of the leaves off the back yard, get down this year’s clover seed, and order/plant some crape myrtles on the sunny edge of my yard.
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Well well well. Both the city leaf and grass clipping and the city branch trucks just came by. That is about the surest sign of spring there is.
I need to get the last of the leaves off the back yard, get down this year’s clover seed, and order/plant some crape myrtles on the sunny edge of my yard.
I need to get the last of the leaves off the back yard, get down this year’s clover seed, and order/plant some crape myrtles on the sunny edge of my yard.
Watching the Bad Bunny meltdowns are hilarious. People are posting the album lyrics and calling for action because they shouldn’t broadcast that. Except…that’s not what he sang. He edited himself and pulled a few “but I didn’t say fudge” moments.
So it boils down to “he is brown”.
So it boils down to “he is brown”.
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Watching the Bad Bunny meltdowns are hilarious. People are posting the album lyrics and calling for action because they shouldn’t broadcast that. Except…that’s not what he sang. He edited himself and pulled a few “but I didn’t say fudge” moments.
So it boils down to “he is brown”.
So it boils down to “he is brown”.
Here, I got your PIN. No problem.
February 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Here, I got your PIN. No problem.
It wasn’t very good, but it was still better than their pizza.
Domino's Gum (1988-circa 1992): Round slabs of bubblegum, shaped like pizza pies, complete with "slices" that could be torn off and chewed individually. Came in a mini version of a Domino's pizza box, complete with a coupon on the back that could be redeemed for one free topping on a large pizza!
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
It wasn’t very good, but it was still better than their pizza.
The Dutch and northern Irish are responsible for record iPhone sales? I did not see that coming.
Two reasons helped Apple hit record iPhone sales, and they’re both orange
Two reasons helped Apple hit record iPhone sales, and they’re both orange
Apple recently reported the best iPhone sales in the company’s history in the final quarter of last year. While the long-term trend has of course been upward, the company revealed a dramatic boost to the numbers.
We’ve already seen analysts describe some of the reasons for this, but a new report suggests two additional factors – and both of them are the color orange …
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9to5mac.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The Dutch and northern Irish are responsible for record iPhone sales? I did not see that coming.
Let me get this right. He whined because Mexico wouldn’t build a border structure with their funds. Canada takes on the entire project for a border structure and…he whines. Dude, free bridge. I know you lot are more into burning those than building them, but still.
Trade Representative Jamieson Greer on Trump's bonkers US-Canada bridge tantrum: "There's a valid concern on the part of the president that this bridge was allowed to be built, they didn't necessarily use American content. There's a question as to the proceeds of tolls."
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Let me get this right. He whined because Mexico wouldn’t build a border structure with their funds. Canada takes on the entire project for a border structure and…he whines. Dude, free bridge. I know you lot are more into burning those than building them, but still.
It can’t be?
Speaking as a half Canadian, watch them. You really don’t want one Canadian mad at you much less the entire country.
Speaking as a half Canadian, watch them. You really don’t want one Canadian mad at you much less the entire country.
Greer: "The thing to keep in mind with Canada is this is a country that's 75% dependent on the United States for its gross domestic product ... it can't be a situation where the Canadians have an antagonistic relationship"
February 10, 2026 at 1:58 PM
It can’t be?
Speaking as a half Canadian, watch them. You really don’t want one Canadian mad at you much less the entire country.
Speaking as a half Canadian, watch them. You really don’t want one Canadian mad at you much less the entire country.
Can we talk about how Czechia with its x35 multiplier is kinda carrying Miranda’s Olympics team?
And how Lichtenstein with its x75 multiplier is likely going to be my downfall?
The Orange are about to make me a bunch of points in skating even with a paltry x15
And how Lichtenstein with its x75 multiplier is likely going to be my downfall?
The Orange are about to make me a bunch of points in skating even with a paltry x15
February 10, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Can we talk about how Czechia with its x35 multiplier is kinda carrying Miranda’s Olympics team?
And how Lichtenstein with its x75 multiplier is likely going to be my downfall?
The Orange are about to make me a bunch of points in skating even with a paltry x15
And how Lichtenstein with its x75 multiplier is likely going to be my downfall?
The Orange are about to make me a bunch of points in skating even with a paltry x15
My neighborhood is Black, Hispanic, and my pasty white self. All this will do is encourage me to grab the skateboarders that run the brewery and the hippie chicks at the coffee shop and escort my neighbors to and from the polls if they want our company.
Rep. Zach Nunn on voter ID: "It ensures we have fair elections, and that we know the results can be successful ... it helps to enfranchise the voter population"
February 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
My neighborhood is Black, Hispanic, and my pasty white self. All this will do is encourage me to grab the skateboarders that run the brewery and the hippie chicks at the coffee shop and escort my neighbors to and from the polls if they want our company.
If doing a thing is reason enough for them to be afraid, what they are doing is probably not ok.
Ron Johnson: "Why would they to remove their masks? Because they want these officers exposed, they want them afraid, they don't want to carry out their enforcement actions. They want judicial warrants, which would completely neuter ICE's ability to apprehend"
February 10, 2026 at 1:31 PM
If doing a thing is reason enough for them to be afraid, what they are doing is probably not ok.
Dude never played ball on the playground with bullies and it shows.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Dude never played ball on the playground with bullies and it shows.
Oh look, it’s not just a coffee pot, it’s a French drip pot.
Woman with a Coffee Pot, 1895 #paulcezanne #postimpressionism
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Oh look, it’s not just a coffee pot, it’s a French drip pot.
This is entirely under the sand now. You can see th remains of the top of a castle but…that’s it.
trap floats (vertical), jockey's ridge mini-golf, nags head, north carolina, 1985
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 AM
This is entirely under the sand now. You can see th remains of the top of a castle but…that’s it.
Yodel eh ee hoo?
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Yodel eh ee hoo?
If you’re using Apple Home and are a slow to tap update kind of person, today is a good day to make sure Home is updated as the legacy framework shuts down tomorrow.
3 for menu>settings>software update.
Should say all set.
3 for menu>settings>software update.
Should say all set.
Last call: Update Apple Home by tomorrow, or your HomeKit setup may stop working
Last call: Update Apple Home by tomorrow, or your HomeKit setup may stop working
If you’re still running Apple Home on the old HomeKit architecture, this is your final reminder: Apple’s migration deadline is tomorrow, February 10. Here’s how to update.
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9to5mac.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
If you’re using Apple Home and are a slow to tap update kind of person, today is a good day to make sure Home is updated as the legacy framework shuts down tomorrow.
3 for menu>settings>software update.
Should say all set.
3 for menu>settings>software update.
Should say all set.
“Growing up one of my favorite things was this very mystery ingredient you just handed me.”
Dude, you know the judges ain’t buying that, right? Even if it was, every single person ever to compete in a cooking comp has said that.
Dude, you know the judges ain’t buying that, right? Even if it was, every single person ever to compete in a cooking comp has said that.
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
“Growing up one of my favorite things was this very mystery ingredient you just handed me.”
Dude, you know the judges ain’t buying that, right? Even if it was, every single person ever to compete in a cooking comp has said that.
Dude, you know the judges ain’t buying that, right? Even if it was, every single person ever to compete in a cooking comp has said that.
By whom?
Seriously. Who is going to investigate them with anything g close to neutrality? Congress? Oh. Ok.
Seriously. Who is going to investigate them with anything g close to neutrality? Congress? Oh. Ok.
DOJ faces investigation over removal of ICE-tracking apps from the App Store
DOJ faces investigation over removal of ICE-tracking apps from the App Store
POLITICO reports that House Judiciary Committee ranking member Jamie Raskin (D-Md.) has launched an investigation into whether the Department of Justice pressured Apple and Google to remove ICEBlock and similar apps from the App Store and Play Store. Here are the details.
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9to5mac.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
By whom?
Seriously. Who is going to investigate them with anything g close to neutrality? Congress? Oh. Ok.
Seriously. Who is going to investigate them with anything g close to neutrality? Congress? Oh. Ok.
I’m going to be flat here: I don’t see a clarinet. I own one. I like Picasso and usually see what he sees. In this case I see a beer and an envelope. I still like it as a composition, I just don’t see what he is putting down.
Clarinet, bottle of bass, newspaper, ace of clubs, 1913 #pablopicasso #picasso
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I’m going to be flat here: I don’t see a clarinet. I own one. I like Picasso and usually see what he sees. In this case I see a beer and an envelope. I still like it as a composition, I just don’t see what he is putting down.
It’s like they have never seen an Alfa Romeo. Things break if you look at em. Of course the medals will break if you jump on em.
Actually, they probably have never seen an Alfa Romeo. Never mind.
Actually, they probably have never seen an Alfa Romeo. Never mind.
'Don't jump in them': Olympic athletes' medals break during celebrations
Handle with care. That’s the message from gold medalist Breezy Johnson at the Milan Cortina Winter Olympics after she and other athletes found their medals broke within hours.
apnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
It’s like they have never seen an Alfa Romeo. Things break if you look at em. Of course the medals will break if you jump on em.
Actually, they probably have never seen an Alfa Romeo. Never mind.
Actually, they probably have never seen an Alfa Romeo. Never mind.
Even if I somehow missed the politics, which on my Apple TV I thought might as there is no closed caption track, that is a party I want to go to.
From a production standpoint that was the best halftime show I can recall. Well done, sir.
From a production standpoint that was the best halftime show I can recall. Well done, sir.
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Even if I somehow missed the politics, which on my Apple TV I thought might as there is no closed caption track, that is a party I want to go to.
From a production standpoint that was the best halftime show I can recall. Well done, sir.
From a production standpoint that was the best halftime show I can recall. Well done, sir.