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El Spotto
@spotto.bsky.social
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You may recognize me from such places as #NOLAtwitter. You may address me as Sir El Spotto, as befits my status as a Knight of the Sovereign Military Order of Sealand (OMS), or you can just call me El Spotto. It ain’t that big a deal.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 1m
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in a living room in front of a bed .
Alt: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in a living room in front of a bed .
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 1h
No you can’t. 🤣😂
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 1h
Who needs a Congress when we have EOs?

This way Congress doesn’t get dissolved and they get paid by all the lobby groups.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 3h
Oh wow! Love it. I passed on a couple old 126s that were going to need more work than I wanted to put in.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 3h
I was thinking more the iOi cubicles where your expenses rack up faster than you can pay them.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 4h
I absolutely love that you have an appropriately themed 110 for these excursions. 😂
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 4h
The first amendment is a hell of a thing. You don’t have to like the purpose of a peaceful protest, but it should be acknowledged as a right.

I have been saying it for almost a decade now: their plan revolves on tossing the constitution and putting something more favorable to them in.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h
Mike Johnson: "We're so angry about it. I mean, I'm a very patient guy, but I've had it with these people. The theory we have right now -- they have a hate America rally that's scheduled for October 18 on the National Mall. It's the pro-Hamas wing and antifa people ... "
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 4h
Six days to Pokémon Legends: ZA

That is all. Return to your work.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 5h
Dang, I only have person being carried by green alien and person riding a pink axolotl inflatables.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 5h
My humble house was among the first in my town that textile mill workers built and owned as the company town model here faltered. They can’t have it back.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 5h
Newark was always my favorite connection between new Orleans and Richmond VA. Nothing beats seeing your destination from 20000 feet and not getting back to it for 3 hours.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 5h
“You proles shouldn’t own houses. It would be better to live in company housing.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h
Ciattarelli: "We've got a severe overdevelopment crisis in our suburban communities because of the Democrats' idea of social engineering."
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 5h
Wait a minute. Let me get a closer look. I got one of these from a fox on a dimly lit trawler on the north shore of my island and it was fake. The ermine has skunk coloring on its head.
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Great art on Bluesky @art.feediverse.org · 6h
The Lady with an Ermine (Cecilia Gallerani), 1490 #highrenaissance #leonardodavinci
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 5h
Yes, because I am a well know advocate of machine learning. 😂🤣
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 7h
What we need is some kind of..:blanket term here. 🤨
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 7h
Ooh. That one’s gorgeous.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 7h
Has there ever been a local election that didn’t have at least one runoff? Preferably 3?
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 7h
I want an Al/Taylor colab. That could be so much fun.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 11h
Go for it, Taylor!
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 7h
Sudden need to tariff Venezuela at 198% coming in 3…2…1…
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 16h
No, and yes. In that order.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 16h
I prefer pancakes unless I am on vacation or a trip where I am not sleeping in my own bed. Then it is waffles.

This because as a kid we stopped at Casa de Fruta for pre-dawn breakfast on family road trips and I always got a waffle with strawberries and whipped cream. And hot chocolate.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 17h
I think this may be the first Blues swag I’ve seen on here. Go hockey!
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 17h
It worked!

And it’s yummy.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 17h
I have no opinion nor did I read your post because I promised to do exactly what I did last night.

…let me go grab a red plum infused shine. That’s the only difference.
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El Spotto @spotto.bsky.social · 18h
Peace and long life.