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Sredni Eel

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I wrote a book! It's here --> https://sites.google.com/view/metuttle-author/home Just a Firey who loves David Bowie, monsters, animals, and werewolves. GenX: Saturday morning cartoons and MTV 120 minutes, stat! Also love all the fun bits of Earth.

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 15d

Time to sell you a book!
It's available in a bunch of places, so take your pick!

Join the adventure with dragons, werewolves, fearsome monsters and a masterchef faun. And one psychopathic goddess bent on destroying the world.

#BookSky📚💙

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M.E.Tuttle, Author

Wintersong out now! Northern Avaria is in the grip of a terrifying illness. Singer Ellie Evans and the Celestial dragon, Bendrith are sent to heal a village that has succumbed to the illness, but the...

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 40m

Wish one would eat the pair of them.

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 40m

I know he can't read, but maybe a popup thesaurus in order.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 40m

The people who pulled off the heist at the Louvre left a calling card.

The white glove monogrammed in rhinestones with a P sits atop the pedestal the Pink Panther diamond sat on.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 45m

As a literate person, I'm going to ask:

Why does nobody hand the President a thesaurus?

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 12h

Bastard is never gonna go away is he?

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 14h

It's #Halloween Day 20.
I'm anger.
Some bloated sack of diarrhoea (spelled that way coz it's grosser) is demolishing the People's House to erect a golden calf.

Yeah. So anyway, here's some ghouls and ghosts.

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BAK XIII - Ghouls and Ghosts

YouTube video by BAKXIIIofficial

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 14h

Betcha the files are being sealed into a cornerstone as we speak.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 15h

Wait what??

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 21h

It’s got Pink Panther vibes.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 21h

But *Halloween*!

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 21h

🎵 Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal🎵

Xenomorph with a top hat dancing in someone’s yard

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 21h

Everything off their Phantasmagoria album is spooky and good.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah. The girls are kind of a light brown with magenta/pink chelicerae.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 1d

Devo was right about everything.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 1d

Hell, even bizarre dreams can be exhausting. My latest was about my sister trying to become a veterinarian, but she kept flunking "Frog Spaying 101A".

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 1d

Yanno, I was lamenting the loss of my awesome fast metabolism the other day. Then I said, "No, you know what? I have Multiple Myeloma. Who cares if cookies are making me fat?"

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 1d

Even if you hate Family Guy, this is comedy gold.

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Family Guy Wrath of Khan Edited for Goats

YouTube video by Craig H

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 1d

NGL every time I've seen that cartoon, the gag makes me laugh.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 1d

Today is a good day for adulting.

And by "adulting" I mean sleeping in till 10, taking a 20 minute shower, and eating a jalapeno cheese bagel for lunch.

It'll be ice cream for dinner tonight.

Cos if I have to pay taxes and be aware of politics, I'm eating ice cream.

a picture of a person climbing a mountain with the caption " me trying to adult like ... "

Alt: a picture of a person climbing a mountain with the caption " me trying to adult like ... "

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 1d

It's only okay when *we* do it.

That orange shitgibbon ruins everything.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 1d

It's nothing new.
There was a Princess cruise line that used Iggy Pop's Lust for Life in a commercial.

So...like you guys have drugs and sex for the taking on your ships? Cool.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 1d

Quote with a vampire

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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 1d

I can smell the 70s on that. Like seriously, decades have a smell. I love how books from the 50s smell.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 1d

I wore this to DeathGuild (local goth club) a few times.

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