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Sredni Eel
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I wrote a book! It's here --> https://sites.google.com/view/metuttle-author/home Just a Firey who loves David Bowie, monsters, animals, and werewolves. GenX: Saturday morning cartoons and MTV 120 minutes, stat! Also love all the fun bits of Earth.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 14d
Time to sell you a book!
It's available in a bunch of places, so take your pick!

Join the adventure with dragons, werewolves, fearsome monsters and a masterchef faun. And one psychopathic goddess bent on destroying the world.

#BookSky📚💙

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M.E.Tuttle, Author
Wintersong out now! Northern Avaria is in the grip of a terrifying illness. Singer Ellie Evans and the Celestial dragon, Bendrith are sent to heal a village that has succumbed to the illness, but the...
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 11h
Yeah. The girls are kind of a light brown with magenta/pink chelicerae.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 14h
Devo was right about everything.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 14h
Hell, even bizarre dreams can be exhausting. My latest was about my sister trying to become a veterinarian, but she kept flunking "Frog Spaying 101A".
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 15h
Yanno, I was lamenting the loss of my awesome fast metabolism the other day. Then I said, "No, you know what? I have Multiple Myeloma. Who cares if cookies are making me fat?"
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 15h
Even if you hate Family Guy, this is comedy gold.

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Family Guy Wrath of Khan Edited for Goats
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 15h
NGL every time I've seen that cartoon, the gag makes me laugh.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 15h
Today is a good day for adulting.

And by "adulting" I mean sleeping in till 10, taking a 20 minute shower, and eating a jalapeno cheese bagel for lunch.

It'll be ice cream for dinner tonight.

Cos if I have to pay taxes and be aware of politics, I'm eating ice cream.
a picture of a person climbing a mountain with the caption " me trying to adult like ... "
Alt: a picture of a person climbing a mountain with the caption " me trying to adult like ... "
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 15h
It's only okay when *we* do it.

That orange shitgibbon ruins everything.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 16h
It's nothing new.
There was a Princess cruise line that used Iggy Pop's Lust for Life in a commercial.

So...like you guys have drugs and sex for the taking on your ships? Cool.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 16h
Quote with a vampire
Grampa Munster
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 17h
I can smell the 70s on that. Like seriously, decades have a smell. I love how books from the 50s smell.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 17h
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 17h
I wore this to DeathGuild (local goth club) a few times.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 17h
A picture of a keyboard with the CTRL key missing. Ian Curtis is in the corner holding a mic and singing “she’s lost control again”
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 17h
He knows it too!
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 18h
Watch YouTube on the Brave browser. You never see any of their ads then.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 18h
LinkedIn needs to be deleted just because of all the spam texts we all get from so-called "recruiters" every day.

I deleted my account and STILL get those fucking texts.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 18h
There's no point in Spotify for me because my music collection is better than theirs, and probably bigger.

That said, I can't stand the Kristi Noem propaganda played on the local news radio station. I want to throw rotten eggs at the station when I hear it.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 18h
Milhaus shirt, black with Milhouse from the Simpsons drawn in the style of the Bauhaus logo
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 18h
The first time I put Phantasmagoria on the turntable, Street of Dreams gave me chills.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 18h
In other words, all the best kinds of music.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 18h
They're pretty awesome!
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 19h
I used to do an online dj gig every Halloween. The beauty of goth music is the vast majority of it fits Halloween sets in magical ways.
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 19h
Aww, tis a zebra spood!
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Sredni Eel @srednieel.bsky.social · 19h
Not yet. There are so many Halloween songs that it's hard to cram them all into a thirty one day month.
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