SCAR MAN
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But some are cool mamajamas
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Some people in my life need to study the art of not being an arsehole.
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Ugly bloke pretty dog Le Mans
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Cos I’m a daft cunt I saved some of the seeds from the pumpkin I cooked this evening cos it looked like a goodun. Gonna grow sons and daughters of goodun next year and it’ll give me something to look forward to.
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To A Life in Despair by Joseph Fasano

CW: suicide prevention
#poetry
#WorldMentalHealthDay
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Must have been terrifying. The Maccy Ds opposite gave them all free breakfasts and the church opened up to let them stay and gave them blankets and stuff so the good people out numbered the bad.
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I’m just glad everyone got out of the flats above and no one was hurt. Some cunt on a local FB group posted ‘Well there goes Christmas’. Like you can’t buy cheap shit in walking distance anywhere else in London. Some poor buggers lost their entire homes and belongings. Bellend.
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I agree. I cheekily take the piss out of Penge but I bloody love London AND Penge as much as the little rural village I grew up in fishing down by the river and talking to dragonflies.
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It’s been smoky round here since Poundland went up!
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You have an enviable life mate. Absolutely gorgeous. I could handle breathing in a bit of that.
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Yeah you’ve got that but I’ve got burned out Poundland on Penge high street.
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Was lovely and then sat in a pub garden I went from sunny boy to frozen at exactly 5pm.
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What is that? It’s mad and beautiful at the same time .
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Paleolithic man. *throws stones at beasts*
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QT this post with someone you wish was still alive.
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Oh god a 6 o’clock penché on a bicycle. I’ll be attempting that later obvs. #Strictly (late I know)
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But now for something classy. A classic rive-droite with befitting elegance, notes of toast, ripe red and black fruit and a hint of coffee on the nose, matched well with spices on the tits. It’s full-bodied with a firm structure a fine arse and a lingering finish just like your mum. Knock me out.
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Filth. That was lush. I know it’s school dinners but that’s exactly what I wanted but the quiche was great. Slightly sweet with the pumpkin and onions, a sharp tang from the pesto, and a big hug from the cheese bringing it all together. GF pastry too. Looks shit but has depth just like meself. 🖕