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Time for a cuppa tea and a careless wispa, and back to work. Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaarrrrgghh!
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The perks of WFH
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Air ambulance in my park. Happens every few years as it’s a known spot to land. It’s a great service but obvs never one to be joyous about witnessing.
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Jumped on a bus after the gym then got me head stuck in my phone, looked up and realised the bus was on diversion and I was heading off to Crystal Palace! Feck. Hopped off and walked down a road I hadn’t been down for ages to get home and spotted some new graff!
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Heeee heeeeee ooooooohhh
Got to be startin something got to be startin something
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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When is a drawing of a foot worth $2m? When it’s a newly discovered Michelanglo. ‘Study for the right foot of The Libyan Sibyl on the Sistine Chapel ceiling’, c.1511-12, will be sold at Christie’s NY in January.
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Good / standard day on the new job. Some nice people, some a bit annoying, some a bit shit. And of course all the money people are already nervous about all the deadlines on day one. I just smile at them, and ignore their bad vibes.
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’m starting an exciting new job tomo so I’m polishing my lucky horse brasses and sharpening my nib.
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Just suddenly caught up with the drop in temps after dark and shimmied like Shirley Bassey as the cold bit.
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Picking Rosemary down the bottom of the garden. Nice.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Happy Doctor Who day!
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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"The circle is the synthesis of the greatest oppositions. It combines the concentric and the eccentric in a single form and in equilibrium. Of the three primary forms, it points most clearly to the fourth dimension."

- W.Kandinsky -

🖼️ : "Circles in a Circle", 1923, oil on canvas

#Quotes #Art
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Dirty bastard. Sit on my face slut.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Wandering back from the pub after a couple of doubles and a bifter I realised I can almost achieve the same effect just by taking my varifocals off. I’m kind of there but not there and I don’t care.
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Moon sliver over the park.
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Dog, pub, glow. Sunday.
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Fucking dog literally hauling me to the pub.
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Wet paw prints
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Lazy cunt
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Don’t forget to wipe yer nozzle down if you’ve been frothing up a lot of milk this morning.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Smell my beans babe. Go on, sniff it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Rocket and dill from the garden. Which by coincidence is also the name of my bleep tech folktronica band.
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM