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Star Trek memes and content with a bizarre sense of humor. Sometimes wholesome, sometimes kinda fucked up. Usually somewhere in the middle. Also in the habit of reposting Star Trek fan art.

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · Jan 23

We proudly stand in support of the LGBTQIA+ community during this dark time. Stay strong, friends! We will get through this! 🖖🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 3h

Late night doodle. 🖖🏻

star trek voyager fan art of the episode "Bride of Chaotica!" Captain Janeway is dressed as the villainess Arachnia. She's standing in front of Dr Chaotica's cliff-side castle stronghold.

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 5h

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 5h

Look how tiny her head is on the right! 🤣

a man with a skeleton mask on his face is wearing a tan shirt

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 10h

Phlox's Film Fest of Frights
Today's theme - Vampire movies!
(I lied earlier. I'm doing five.)

Now Showing: Sinners (2025)

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekEnterprise

Top left: It's movie night in the Enterprise mess hall, and the crew are watching Sinners (2025). On screen, Hailee Steinfeld and Michael B. Jordan are having an intimate moment.

Top right: Phlox is sitting in the audience. To no one in particular, he says, "I thought becoming a vampire was a bad thing..."

Bottom left: Phlox is smiling as he continues, "So far in this movie we've seen them exhibit exorbitant strength, robust libido, and a proclivity for making the most intoxicating music."

Bottom right: Phlox concludes, "I'm failing to see the bad part."

Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 10h

I'd read the fuck out of anything you wrote!

Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 12h

Phlox's Film Fest of Frights
Today's theme - Vampire movies!

Now Showing: Interview with the Vampire (1994)

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekEnterprise

Top left: For movie night, the Enterprise crew are gathered in the mess hall watching Interview with the Vampire (1994). On screen we see a vampire Tom Cruise pining after a vampire Brad Pitt.

Top right: Phlox is in the audience eating popcorn. He says, "Overly-grandiose acting aside, this story is captivating! The homoeroticism is palpable!"

Middle left: In a wider shot, we see Trip sitting next to Phlox. Phlox continues speaking, "We should organize a singles night. Make it a gay singles night!"

Middle right: Trip looks ahead, a beleaguered expression on his face. He says to Phlox, "Please, not after what happened last time."

Bottom left: Phlox looks sheepishly at him and says, "I said I was sorry."

Bottom right: Trip, still irked, replies, "Yeah, well you're not the one who had to clean it up."

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 14h

Phlox's Film Fest of Frights
Today's theme - Vampire movies!

Now Showing: From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekEnterprise

Top left: The Enterprise crew are gathered in the mess hall for movie night. Tonight's movie is From Dusk Till Dawn (1996), and the scene being depicted shows Richie (played by Quentin Tarantino) with dancer Salma Hayak's foot in his mouth.

Top right: Phlox is in the audience sitting next to Crewman Cutler. As he looks at the screen he says, "I'm all for some zesty foot play..."

Middle left: Phlox turns his head to face Cutler. He continues, "...but she's been walking around that filthy bar in naught but her bare feet."

Middle right: Front view of Phlox as he continues, "He could well wind up with some fungal or bacterial disease in his mouth."

Bottom left: Crewman Cutler leans closer to Phlox and says, "So what? He's a rapist and a murderer."

Bottom right: Phlox pops a piece of popcorn into his mouth as he says, "Very fair point."

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kat @spirk-trek.bsky.social · 16h

"For all the words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been.'"

Nurse Chapel seeing her reflection as "Number One," the role Majel Barrett was initially cast for in the first #StarTrek pilot.

M. Streeter, Phaser #fanzine, 1975 #ZineAppreciation

Vintage fan art done in half tones of Nurse Chapel seeing her reflection as "Number One," the role Majel Barrett was initially cast for in the original Star Trek pilot.

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 16h

Phlox's Film Fest of Frights
Today's theme - Vampire movies!

Now Showing: The Lost Boys (1987)

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekEnterprise

Top panel: For movie night, the Enterprise crew are gathered in the mess hall to watch The Lost Boys (1987). On screen is Kiefer Sutherland as David. He's talking to someone off-screen, "What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?"

Bottom panel: Phlox is in the audience looking slightly put off. He says, "Oh, please don't do this... I happen to LIKE Chinese food..."

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 16h

I've shared this before, but I really need a large velvet poster of this to hang above the head of my bed.

Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · 25d

warmup with Space Disco Boner Doctor

Bones in a bright disco outfit saying "I'm not coming out of retirement, Jim."

Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 16h

I need a velvet poster of this above my bed.

Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 16h

It's fucking fabulous and a half!!!

Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 16h

Hope the Phlox memes aren't getting too annoying yet. There are four today. 😁 (I may have gotten a little excited for the spooky season)

Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 17h

I'm about to jump into this one myself! My favorite of the series!

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spongynova 🐊🔞 @spongynova.bsky.social · 1d

ALIEN IDICTOBER ✨🖖 10 / Metron

I simply couldn't resist after seeing the awesome Lore drawings from @mostly-natm.bsky.social 😘

#spongyart #startrek #alienidictober

Digital drawing on a white background with a yellow circle. A metron is bending over in their cute dress, they say: we decided to test your species' sensualism... Near their feet some text: What will happen first? 10 likes dress above ass, 7 reskeet naked time, 5 comments make them sweat

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 17h

Thank goodness we've moved past the little rubber ball sensor.

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 17h

My favorite line from that movie: "The truth hurts, doesn't it Hapsburg? Sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts."

Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 18h

The captain that makes me wanna "hit it"

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Star Trek Tarot @startrektarot.bsky.social · 19h

Card of the day: QUEEN OF RODS. With self-confidence, you can reach truly amazing heights. Without self-confidence, even the simplest accomplishments can remain beyond your grasp.
#TrekSky #TarotSky #StarTrek #Tarot #StarTrekTarot StarTrekTarot.com

In "The Enterprise Incident", after the Enterprise has crossed the Neutral Zone into Romulan space, the Romulan Commander brings Kirk and Spock to her ship to accuse Kirk of espionage.

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 18h

Dracula is a terrific movie, and it was a real game-changer when it came out. But the real standout performance for me has always been Dwight Frye as Renfield. I've always thought it a shame that Frye wasn't utilized better in future monster movies. He could have been as big as Lugosi and Karloff.

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 18h

Phlox's Film Fest of Frights
Today's theme - Vampire movies!

Now Showing: Dracula (1931)

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekEnterprise

Top panel: The Enterprise crew are gathered in the mess hall for movie night. On screen is a scene from Dracula (1931) in which the camera is looking down into the hold of a ship only to see Renfield (played by Dwight Frye) standing at the bottom of the stairs with a wildly manic look on his face. The subtitle reads "(deranged laughter)."

Bottom panel: Trip and Phlox are seated together in the audience. Phlox, who is eating from a bowl of popcorn, turns to Trip and says, "This manic psychopath is more frightening than the actual monster in this movie!"

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a blue uniform is sitting in a chair with his arm outstretched in front of two other men

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 1d

a woman in a purple shirt is holding a water bottle in a kitchen .

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Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 1d

Masterpieces take time.

Star Trek Corrupted Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 1d

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