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King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 6h

Well, now I want mashed potatoes

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King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 6h

Alabaster pecan pie

That, uh, that phrase just suddenly popped into my head.

#CandleDumpling

So did that hashtag.

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King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 8h

I dwell along the underground
Where the fish sing songs of shame
Where hamburger buns feel all alone
And the cabbage has all the game

The rivers flow like bricks of wicker
Teeth are obsolete
The snow it falls like sacks of veal
And the laughter’s like spoiled meat

#poem #poetry #yup

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King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah… I did this.

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King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 20h

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

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King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 21h

Morning, world. You big turd.

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King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, so what do I need to be doing to fight back against Agent Orange, beyond going to protests?

Is there a guide?

A checklist?

My brain needs more that just: “Speak out! Let your voice be heard!”.

I mean, ain’t no one hearing me on social media y’all.

#protest #resist #revolution

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King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 1d

Action Comics 38 from 1941.

Cover by Fred Ray.

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King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 1d

I have one penny in my pocket
Two pennies in my shoe
There are three pennies in my desk at home
And four in my Mountain Dew

I've got five pennies in the garden
Six over by the gate
Seven pennies are hidden all over the city
And that makes twenty-eight

#poem #poetry #yup

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King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 1d

BOOM!

Congratulations!

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King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 1d

Trust me, I would love to.

King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 1d

Kull the Conqueror 9 and 10 from 1985.

Covers by Barry Windsor Smith.

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Jim Zub @jimzub.bsky.social · 1d

Thursday to Saturday - I'm at New York Comic Con celebrating Conan the Barbarian, D&D, Marvel superheroes and more!

Signing times at Artist Alley I-34 and events and a book giveaway with Penguin Random House.

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Danny Lore @weredawgz.blacksky.app · 3d

Hi hi

ko-fi.com/weredawgz

Support Danny Lore

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King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 1d

I just learned that there is a great controversy over the scene in @jamesgunn.bsky.social's Superman where our hero saves a squirrel while doing battle with a Kaiju.

I guess some people are actually angry that he took the time to save the squirrel.

For me, saving the squirrel IS Superman.

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King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 1d

What do you want me to say?

I'm actually in a good mood for once.

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King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 1d

Whoa!

The Itty Bitty Booklight!?

Waves of nostalgia are flooding over me...

May...
Not...
Survive!!!!

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King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me about DC KO.

Will there be an abundance of aggression? A high volume of violence? A good deal of grappling? A bunch of brawling? A slew of squabbling? A crap ton of combat?

The title alone suggests a profusion of pummeling and punching along with a plentitude of pugnacious pinching!

#DCKO

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Tegan O’Neil @teganoneil5000.bsky.social · 2d

I’d be a liar if I said the event of the week wasn’t issue #25 of Conan the Barbarian, featuring Alex Horley painting the entirety of a King Conan yarn by Jim Zub … this is fantastic. about as gorgeous as the old boy’s ever looked, like he stepped right off a paperback book cover. should win awards.

Conan the Barbarian #25, cover by Alex Horley. King Conan is about to have his shit rocked, boy howdy.

Conan the Barbarian #25, by Jim Zub and Alex Horley. A nice page of King Conan just chilling in the garden and playing swords with his pal.

Conan the Barbarian #25, by Jim Zub and Alex Horley. Centerspread of Conan looking as good as he ever has. My dude. He’s just wasting a whole battlefield full of fighters. Absolute wreckage with a sword and an axe.

Conan the Barbarian #25, by Jim Zub and Alex Horley. Conan has been crucified, with nails, by an evil monkey wearing a cape accompanied by a giant snake just chilling in the background. My god. What a comic. That we should live to see such wonders.

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King Steeven the Perpetually Fatigued @steevenorrelse.bsky.social · 1d

I've decided that each and every post I put here today will be accompanied by a GIF that may, or may not, have anything to do with the post itself.

Posts. Replies. Quote Posts. Nothing is safe!