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Stephanie
@stephknee.bsky.social
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Planning to be much nicer on here
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 13h
Low-effort sexy cat for early Halloween
Me in a black catsuit pink wig and weird pvc half head cat mask
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 20h
Had it on repeat for 30 minutes in my little Citroen at windscreen-shaking volume - even checked if I could adjust the bass settings up, like I didn’t put them up to max before I realised I had 6 gears
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 20h
Disgusted it’s taken this long for Spotify to play me this, it’s the best thing I’ve ever heard
open.spotify.com/track/0a2lFJ...
Tears/Lipgloss - Remix
open.spotify.com
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 20h
I’ve only been eligible for Covid when everyone was, and my flu jab status is variable 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 1d
Chose ‘going for a run and 15 minute makeup’ over ‘an hour on my makeup’ - just keep six feet away and we’ll be fine
Female gigachad
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 1d
LOUDER
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 1d
A marriage to a man who’s online revealing how he longs to be desired but ISN’T tried to catch me but I’m faster
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 1d
Thinking some thoughts about why men who claim to have never sent or received an unsolicited dick pic love to make jokes about them? 🎶 you’d love to know what it feels like for a girl 🎶
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 1d
Walking is all you need!
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 1d
I’m getting the opposite as my levels drop - take that, transphobes. I’m going running instead to try and get a fat ass 😄
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 1d
I think you’re the first to make this joke
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 1d
Right??? Over 40, the waist measurement is the danger sign
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 1d
If you ever feel bad about being tall ask yourself why the royals breed for it - they didn’t plan for titchy Elizabeth to get the throne but ever since they’ve been making sure Charles will be our last short king
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 1d
Is it just a very expensive suit or is the man in alarmingly good shape for a 43yo?
Prince William at the doctor who set
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 1d
Getting my flu jab today - what outfit will shield me from the death glares of a waiting room full of pensioners who’d LOVE TO KNOW why SHE’S getting one???
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 2d
Nothing enrages me more than what Gove used academies to do to our school system and I haven’t even got any children - deepfake teachers won’t join a union either
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 2d
How long do you think it will be before academies use this to solve their recruitment crisis
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Schools Week @schoolsweek.bsky.social · 2d
Exclusive: Teachers will use 'deepfake' technology to create an AI avatar of themselves to deliver catch-up lessons for pupils who have missed school

Watch one of the school’s ‘deepfake’ teachers in our story below

schoolsweek.co.uk/schools-trus...
'Deepfake' teacher avatars to help pupils catch up
Academy trust staff to use AI generator to introduce resources for pupils returning to school
schoolsweek.co.uk
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 2d
A fellow bounty enjoyer 🤝
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 2d
Ooh that sounds lovely?!
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 2d
Aldi are doing a pumpkin spice version of their knock-off Baileys, and I won’t lie I’m thinking about it
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 3d
The power I feel when a professional reply guy who came to MY mentions to scold has to give up and block ME ☺️ heavyweight champion of the worldddddddd
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 3d
You’re not doing very well here are you? “Be nice” three times in a row is very pedestrian
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 3d
You’re going to feel even stupider when you find out more about these particular “British eccentrics”
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 3d
Come on, you’re the one who thinks you’re the king of logic: “much nicer” is a comparative not an absolute
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Stephanie @stephknee.bsky.social · 3d
Are you one of them? You’re putting in a shift defending them for some reason
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