Stephanie
@stephknee.bsky.social
Planning to be much nicer on here
What I don’t understand is why people don’t just steal them? I would
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What I don’t understand is why people don’t just steal them? I would
I’m on such a good run of remembering to lock my car 😌
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I’m on such a good run of remembering to lock my car 😌
And all of our political and media class will still be at their garden party every summer. Individual men may care about violence against women: a patriarchy does not
As noted elsewhere: is somebody going to ask Michael Gove about this, or should we chuck it on top of the big pile of things Michael Gove doesn’t get asked about
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
And all of our political and media class will still be at their garden party every summer. Individual men may care about violence against women: a patriarchy does not
Wearing a catsuit is so great 95% of the time but the other 5% is being nude from the knees up just to have a piss 😩
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Wearing a catsuit is so great 95% of the time but the other 5% is being nude from the knees up just to have a piss 😩
Does still really annoy me that we have endless Black Friday adverts when we don’t celebrate thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Does still really annoy me that we have endless Black Friday adverts when we don’t celebrate thanksgiving
We’ll never sort anything out in this country until we start thinking of our homes as shelter rather than as the only method of social mobility and wealth transfer available to most people - and no government is brave enough to do it
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
We’ll never sort anything out in this country until we start thinking of our homes as shelter rather than as the only method of social mobility and wealth transfer available to most people - and no government is brave enough to do it
I don’t know anything about economics and I hate this shit little country full of shit little people so I’m watching a travelogue about Capri instead of caring about a budget
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I don’t know anything about economics and I hate this shit little country full of shit little people so I’m watching a travelogue about Capri instead of caring about a budget
Reflecting on another of my rural driving habits: assuming “road closed ahead” signs are just a bit of banter - drove straight past four on my way back into the village
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Reflecting on another of my rural driving habits: assuming “road closed ahead” signs are just a bit of banter - drove straight past four on my way back into the village
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Got served in the fent shop by A MAN?!?! I don’t even think he was gay
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Got served in the fent shop by A MAN?!?! I don’t even think he was gay
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
I’d hate to be someone who doesn’t look adorable in a beanie at this time of year
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I’d hate to be someone who doesn’t look adorable in a beanie at this time of year
All my meals are planned around “what’s about to go mouldy” rather than “what would I like” and I feel sad for me
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
All my meals are planned around “what’s about to go mouldy” rather than “what would I like” and I feel sad for me
I never wanted to be the “someone” in the “someone will have to have a look at this” and yet here I am working out how to fix a curtain pull cord
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I never wanted to be the “someone” in the “someone will have to have a look at this” and yet here I am working out how to fix a curtain pull cord
Finally getting round to mending the zip on the Schöffel I got for four quid - learn basic sewing skills and you’ll be in bargain city baby
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Finally getting round to mending the zip on the Schöffel I got for four quid - learn basic sewing skills and you’ll be in bargain city baby
Took a bowl of washing up water out to throw on the garden and felt even more morally superior than usual to people who have dishwashers
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Took a bowl of washing up water out to throw on the garden and felt even more morally superior than usual to people who have dishwashers
You can’t even give stuff away to a charity shop without men trying to track you down, stay safe Linda
Ok Bluesky, let’s give this a go: I found this postcard in the back of a photo frame I bought at a London thrift shop.
It’s an unsent postcard from a woman called Linda to her parents. The front shows the Kremlin in Moscow and the stamp says 1984 (!).
I’d love to return it to Linda - can you help?
It’s an unsent postcard from a woman called Linda to her parents. The front shows the Kremlin in Moscow and the stamp says 1984 (!).
I’d love to return it to Linda - can you help?
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
You can’t even give stuff away to a charity shop without men trying to track you down, stay safe Linda
I never see the mail; is it always so feminine? This seems indistinguishable from any women’s magazine
You gotta love(!) the cognitive dissonance at the Daily Mail. The betrayal of our children and how I plan revenge against mine...
(also: who can blame them?!)
(also: who can blame them?!)
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I never see the mail; is it always so feminine? This seems indistinguishable from any women’s magazine
Yanks saying Glenn close when this is clearly Fiona Bruce
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Yanks saying Glenn close when this is clearly Fiona Bruce
Yankee candles are Pandora bracelets and they’re also both the hotel chocolat velvetiser
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Yankee candles are Pandora bracelets and they’re also both the hotel chocolat velvetiser
Thing is we’re not *meant* to live anywhere that has a winter - you don’t see chimpanzees in the snow do you
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Thing is we’re not *meant* to live anywhere that has a winter - you don’t see chimpanzees in the snow do you
Spent ten minutes choosing which design oodie I’ll get on the Black Friday half price sale and then decided I don’t need another one - busy afternoon
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Spent ten minutes choosing which design oodie I’ll get on the Black Friday half price sale and then decided I don’t need another one - busy afternoon
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Look folks, it's really, really simple.
Either we find our way to ecosocialism, or we're going to be ruled like serfs under a hereditary plutocracy gorging itself on everything good that's still up for grabs as the overheated, over-polluted world dies under our feet.
Either we find our way to ecosocialism, or we're going to be ruled like serfs under a hereditary plutocracy gorging itself on everything good that's still up for grabs as the overheated, over-polluted world dies under our feet.
Important - in a global order in which international rules are losing importance, one part of the emerging replacement is this neo-royalist approach involving interlinked states and companies. Once again, put away the deglobalisation simplisms.
1/This week has seen a blitz of what looks like corruption sandals: Saudi development deals for US military tech, Pakistani payments to Trump insiders for tariff relief, Swiss gold bars for a trade deal. Far from a payoff, this is a reordering of internat'l system.
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mxthh...
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mxthh...
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Look folks, it's really, really simple.
Either we find our way to ecosocialism, or we're going to be ruled like serfs under a hereditary plutocracy gorging itself on everything good that's still up for grabs as the overheated, over-polluted world dies under our feet.
Either we find our way to ecosocialism, or we're going to be ruled like serfs under a hereditary plutocracy gorging itself on everything good that's still up for grabs as the overheated, over-polluted world dies under our feet.
That sky advert with a clip of Elf is ruining my life goal of wanting to never see any of Elf. Seems like a version of Born Sexy Yesterday except Will Ferrell isn’t sexy
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
That sky advert with a clip of Elf is ruining my life goal of wanting to never see any of Elf. Seems like a version of Born Sexy Yesterday except Will Ferrell isn’t sexy