Stephanie
@stephknee.bsky.social
Planning to be much nicer on here
Got to take a photo before I topcoat it and risk losing all the definition 😔
January 27, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Got to take a photo before I topcoat it and risk losing all the definition 😔
Searching for five minutes for my sculpting gel - tub is down my top so it stays warm and malleable, and I completely forgot 😩
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Searching for five minutes for my sculpting gel - tub is down my top so it stays warm and malleable, and I completely forgot 😩
If the other parties can’t do stuff on “reform will make promises and then eat their words” they have no business in comms
NEW: Former academic Matt Goodwin has been announced as Reform UK's candidate for the Gorton & Denton byelection.
January 27, 2026 at 2:24 PM
If the other parties can’t do stuff on “reform will make promises and then eat their words” they have no business in comms
I always assumed the Harry Potter books were so popular because a lot of people are a bit thick
January 27, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I always assumed the Harry Potter books were so popular because a lot of people are a bit thick
I went to the massive cock subreddit and nobody there knew you
"They've radicalized the Massive Cock subreddit" I say to no one in particular while my wife fills out divorce papers
January 25, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I went to the massive cock subreddit and nobody there knew you
If reform win, Labour will get more right-wing. If Green win, Labour will get more right-wing
The outcome of this by-election will almost certainly define government policy for the next three years.
If Reform wins, expect Blue Labour to ramp up
If it's the Greens, the growing calls for a leftwing pivot will be vindicated and those voices around the Cabinet table will push for a rethink
If Reform wins, expect Blue Labour to ramp up
If it's the Greens, the growing calls for a leftwing pivot will be vindicated and those voices around the Cabinet table will push for a rethink
It's clear that the Green Party are the way to keep Reform out of Manchester.
We are already on the ground in Gorton and Denton - and we are going to be campaigning for every single vote.
A new Green MP representing the community.
Let's go!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
We are already on the ground in Gorton and Denton - and we are going to be campaigning for every single vote.
A new Green MP representing the community.
Let's go!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM
If reform win, Labour will get more right-wing. If Green win, Labour will get more right-wing
Ban meta glasses - easy
Use the existing laws we already have to actually punish men for harassing women and make them afraid to do it - too difficult I guess
Use the existing laws we already have to actually punish men for harassing women and make them afraid to do it - too difficult I guess
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Ban meta glasses - easy
Use the existing laws we already have to actually punish men for harassing women and make them afraid to do it - too difficult I guess
Use the existing laws we already have to actually punish men for harassing women and make them afraid to do it - too difficult I guess
You would not credit how common a kink this is, you get told about it without even asking
January 22, 2026 at 4:56 PM
You would not credit how common a kink this is, you get told about it without even asking
Getty images edging us so bad with this
January 22, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Getty images edging us so bad with this
My GP: you can’t request a repeat prescription any earlier than 3 working days before you’ll run out. Also, you must allow 2 working days before you collect it
No idea why everyone is anxious Wes
No idea why everyone is anxious Wes
January 22, 2026 at 3:02 PM
My GP: you can’t request a repeat prescription any earlier than 3 working days before you’ll run out. Also, you must allow 2 working days before you collect it
No idea why everyone is anxious Wes
No idea why everyone is anxious Wes
I have known precisely one man in my entire life who has nicer handwriting than a woman - he was in my film class at university and let me tell you the ladies were mesmerised
NOT ALL MEN! Oh.
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 PM
I have known precisely one man in my entire life who has nicer handwriting than a woman - he was in my film class at university and let me tell you the ladies were mesmerised
Filling in a form that demands capital letters and it’s so difficult to stick to it!! How do men write like this all the time
January 22, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Filling in a form that demands capital letters and it’s so difficult to stick to it!! How do men write like this all the time
Feel like he does stuff that signifies his national treasure status, but I’m not aware of anything he’s done to *earn* that status?
Alan Carr, chateau man
Alan Carr, chateau man
Comedian to buy his own Scottish castle in new TV series
dlvr.it
January 22, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Feel like he does stuff that signifies his national treasure status, but I’m not aware of anything he’s done to *earn* that status?
When I subtweet someone
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 21, 2026 at 10:34 PM
When I subtweet someone
Trying to find anything to watch on streaming is like “is the blandly handsome 45yo white man with brown hair, a strong jaw and no discernible personality other than angry outbursts a cop or an architect in this one”
January 21, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Trying to find anything to watch on streaming is like “is the blandly handsome 45yo white man with brown hair, a strong jaw and no discernible personality other than angry outbursts a cop or an architect in this one”
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the UK and the US are both shite.
January 21, 2026 at 6:36 PM
the UK and the US are both shite.
If my newest nail doesn’t pop off on Reddit I’m storming off the entire platform, AGAIN
January 21, 2026 at 6:31 PM
If my newest nail doesn’t pop off on Reddit I’m storming off the entire platform, AGAIN
Do you have one person you can’t stand but your timeline can’t get enough of?? For me it’s this guy who does nothing but “share” other people’s videos with the comments off so no one can embarrass him by assuming it’s his own content and force him to correct them, and incredibly mid dad jokes
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Do you have one person you can’t stand but your timeline can’t get enough of?? For me it’s this guy who does nothing but “share” other people’s videos with the comments off so no one can embarrass him by assuming it’s his own content and force him to correct them, and incredibly mid dad jokes
An American said that to me on tiktok “right now you’d be speaking German if it wasn’t for us”
I said “I do speak German. And French”
I said “I do speak German. And French”
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 PM
An American said that to me on tiktok “right now you’d be speaking German if it wasn’t for us”
I said “I do speak German. And French”
I said “I do speak German. And French”
Call me the woker but I hated the playboy bunny being on women’s clothes as a y2k fashion and I hate this revival of it too
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Call me the woker but I hated the playboy bunny being on women’s clothes as a y2k fashion and I hate this revival of it too
Reposted by Stephanie
trump getting his feelings hurt by european leaders is the culmination of this new type of guy that emerged in the last decade or so: guy who goes out of his way to be a huge asshole who then gets really offended when the people he's being an asshole to don't like him
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 PM
trump getting his feelings hurt by european leaders is the culmination of this new type of guy that emerged in the last decade or so: guy who goes out of his way to be a huge asshole who then gets really offended when the people he's being an asshole to don't like him
Honestly in such a crabby mood today, I want to be really rude to someone who won’t get a thrill out of it
January 20, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Honestly in such a crabby mood today, I want to be really rude to someone who won’t get a thrill out of it
I suppose the benefit of being weird about famous people you don’t know at all is you CAN switch overnight from “Brooklyn’s a useless nepo baby who deserves to be mocked” to “poor Brooklyn I hope he has a support network”
January 20, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I suppose the benefit of being weird about famous people you don’t know at all is you CAN switch overnight from “Brooklyn’s a useless nepo baby who deserves to be mocked” to “poor Brooklyn I hope he has a support network”
You won’t believe what I found in the thrift today: a floor-length real leather mermaid/fishtail skirt for a fiver!!! It’s the sexiest thing I’ve ever bought
January 19, 2026 at 6:33 PM
You won’t believe what I found in the thrift today: a floor-length real leather mermaid/fishtail skirt for a fiver!!! It’s the sexiest thing I’ve ever bought
So angry about Reddit ignoring my nail art I’ve made a TikTok so it can be ignored there too 😔
January 18, 2026 at 3:19 PM
So angry about Reddit ignoring my nail art I’ve made a TikTok so it can be ignored there too 😔