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Stephaniel DelMarijuana @steviedelmar.bsky.social · 10h

I don't know who this is, but I get less of a turnaround, and more of a "I have some shitty views, but they have even shittier views, and they're super mean, so I'm welcoming myself *and* my shitty views back in with y'all, because I forgive you for not embracing the shittiness of my views"

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PolitiConscience @supernovaskr.bsky.social · 18h

WAKE UP ⏰️

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1d

White Americans are not safe from ICE

WAKE UP CALL
TO WHITE AMERICA-ICE IS COMING FOR YOU TOO

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Red Lori Bright Eyes Pissed Off American @redloribrighteyes.bsky.social · 17h

Jeff Bezos fired two of my best friends this week

FUCK BEZOS

🦋 ~Bindi~ 🦋 @bindiatthebeach.bsky.social · 19h

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Stephaniel DelMarijuana @steviedelmar.bsky.social · 14h

Me: "Why isn't delta keyer actually keying out the black"?

Internet: "Have you considered that you are an idiot who doesn't know how to use fusion"

Me:"Yes, which is why I followed a tutorial, it was three clicks, please advise"

Internet: "Fuck you, it's you"

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Newfie912 @newfie912.bsky.social · 1d

It's all about the cruelty

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Stephaniel DelMarijuana @steviedelmar.bsky.social · 18h

Once

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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 19h

Brilliant joke from @andrewjrivers.bsky.social

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boneyardz.bsky.social @boneyardz.bsky.social · 1d

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Stephaniel DelMarijuana @steviedelmar.bsky.social · 20h

"Could you shut up and let me finish reading the text that came in while I was driving?!"

"No, I'm an Expedition, this stops when you leave" (that might be an exaggeration? It feels like it continues for a long time fr)

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Stephaniel DelMarijuana @steviedelmar.bsky.social · 1d

Me, opening the app for the first time in 8 hours, and seeing this at the tippy top of my feed

"Ah, well, hot damn"

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Stephaniel DelMarijuana @steviedelmar.bsky.social · 1d

Itty bitty batty kitty

What a cutie!

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 1d

"The new billboards are designed to inform troops of legal resources … 'The [Southern Command] strikes … represent the most blatantly illegal act that this administration has had the military carry out.'"

taskandpurpose.com/news/vet-group-billboards-caribbean-strikes/

Billboards outside US Southern Command urge troops not to 'break the law’ in Caribbean strikes

“Don’t let them make you break the law,” reads a billboard along the road to U.S. Southern Command, one of several set up by veterans.

taskandpurpose.com

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Stephaniel DelMarijuana @steviedelmar.bsky.social · 1d

Somewhere between "he's desecrating the whitehouse" (care very little) and "he's murdering people in the ocean" (care a lot). Its a lot closer to the latter

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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 1d

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Stephaniel DelMarijuana @steviedelmar.bsky.social · 1d

I hate the automatic braking, because, to date, it has never done it at an appropriate time. It is super wonderful to have a car freak the fuck out because it doesn't understand the car wash, and then ask me if I left anyone in the back seats it knows good and damn well are empty lol

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Stephaniel DelMarijuana @steviedelmar.bsky.social · 1d

Also, it is worth noting my grievance isn't with the "safety" features, it was with touch screens, which is largely unrelated, or at least the opposite of a safety feature. Locating the windshield wipers shouldn't involve 3 screen maneuvers. It's the opposite of safety at that point

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Stephaniel DelMarijuana @steviedelmar.bsky.social · 1d

I like them because you don't have to guess how close you are to the car behind/wall. Especially helpful with the transits and pickups. Use the mirrors for everything else lol

You work at a grocery store? Condolences if it's anything like mine was, hahahahaha...ahh. Yikes.

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Stephaniel DelMarijuana @steviedelmar.bsky.social · 1d

I assure you the new features do no such thing. Mostly they just make noise until you tune it out, at best. The little ass massage the Chevy's give you before you hit something is cool I guess

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Stephaniel DelMarijuana @steviedelmar.bsky.social · 1d

I'm just glad I don't have one of those Teslas you can likely render inert with a drop of water on the screen (one of like 300 reasons not to get a Tesla)

And if one more of these damn things brakes because of it's own shadow...hate. Hate them all. The reverse camera is nice. That's it.

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Stephaniel DelMarijuana @steviedelmar.bsky.social · 1d

Why, so they're a bigger hazard on the road?

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Stephaniel DelMarijuana @steviedelmar.bsky.social · 1d

I never wanted buttons to go. Touchscreens never quite work right, and even with my baby hands, I can't hit the right keys. Never had that issue with buttons

And don't get me started on car screens and the delay they cause vs. using physical inputs

The fountain pens may be nostalgia, lol

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Stephaniel DelMarijuana @steviedelmar.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, that's rad! I am still working up the nerve to try improv. I don't know what it is that makes it specifically daunting. Nice skeleton!

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 2d

Wishing you all a HAPPY HAMILLWEEN !!! 🎃 👻 😱 💀 🧙‍♀️ 🐈‍⬛

My costume this year is from one of my favorite Disney movies: Pinocchio.

How do you like me as Geppetto?

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David August ❌👑 @davidaugust.bsky.social · 2d

Happy logical operator Halloween! 🎃

Meme showing six logical operators illustrated with jack-o’-lantern images.
trick OR treat
trick AND treat
trick XOR treat
trick NOR treat
trick NAND treat
trick XNOR treat

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PolitiConscience @supernovaskr.bsky.social · 2d

Do not move to Texas especially if you have a traffic violation from another state that you've already paid dues & restitution for in that state. Our Dept. of Transportation will threaten to suspend your license unless you repay that restitution AGAIN, to Texas, under the Drivers License Compact.

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