Steve Hofstetter
@stevehofstetter.bsky.social
Human first, comedian second.
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The deadline to release the Epstein files is Friday.
I can't wait to find out what country we invade on Thursday.
I can't wait to find out what country we invade on Thursday.
December 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The deadline to release the Epstein files is Friday.
I can't wait to find out what country we invade on Thursday.
I can't wait to find out what country we invade on Thursday.
Being awake is too woke for them.
December 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Being awake is too woke for them.
Taking the hospital's birth prep course and most of the information for partners is "don't be a jerk." I'm 30 minutes in to a six-hour course and it's already told me to help around the house three times.
The bar for men isn't just low, it's six feet under.
The bar for men isn't just low, it's six feet under.
December 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Taking the hospital's birth prep course and most of the information for partners is "don't be a jerk." I'm 30 minutes in to a six-hour course and it's already told me to help around the house three times.
The bar for men isn't just low, it's six feet under.
The bar for men isn't just low, it's six feet under.
A lot has changed since I wrote this joke.
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
A lot has changed since I wrote this joke.
Donald Trump just announced that the US has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, giving Eric Trump just enough to oil put in his hair for the next two months.
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Donald Trump just announced that the US has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, giving Eric Trump just enough to oil put in his hair for the next two months.
Nick Fuentes admitted he’s never had sex.
Maybe he’s saving himself for child-marriage.
Maybe he’s saving himself for child-marriage.
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Nick Fuentes admitted he’s never had sex.
Maybe he’s saving himself for child-marriage.
Maybe he’s saving himself for child-marriage.
When I see a MAGA start a post with "you can't make this up" it is immediately followed with something they made up.
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When I see a MAGA start a post with "you can't make this up" it is immediately followed with something they made up.
Trump is so anti-woke, he's making it difficult to afford coffee.
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Trump is so anti-woke, he's making it difficult to afford coffee.
I don't think I have ever seen a better example of Dunning-Kruger.
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I don't think I have ever seen a better example of Dunning-Kruger.
The Department of Justice is taking so long to release the Epstein files, you'd think they were a citizen arrested by ICE.
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The Department of Justice is taking so long to release the Epstein files, you'd think they were a citizen arrested by ICE.
MAGA is crediting Trump for low gas prices.
The average price is the same this week as it was a year ago.
Hey, who was president a year ago?
The average price is the same this week as it was a year ago.
Hey, who was president a year ago?
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
MAGA is crediting Trump for low gas prices.
The average price is the same this week as it was a year ago.
Hey, who was president a year ago?
The average price is the same this week as it was a year ago.
Hey, who was president a year ago?
I’m glad CBS/Paramount lost the bid to buy HBO.
I don’t want to see a reboot of Game of Thrones where the Whitewalkers are written as patriots who just want to make Westeros great again.
I don’t want to see a reboot of Game of Thrones where the Whitewalkers are written as patriots who just want to make Westeros great again.
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I’m glad CBS/Paramount lost the bid to buy HBO.
I don’t want to see a reboot of Game of Thrones where the Whitewalkers are written as patriots who just want to make Westeros great again.
I don’t want to see a reboot of Game of Thrones where the Whitewalkers are written as patriots who just want to make Westeros great again.
Of course the size of my platform helped, but so did not backing down. Do not let greedy companies steal from you or push you around.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Of course the size of my platform helped, but so did not backing down. Do not let greedy companies steal from you or push you around.
If the 2026 elections swing by the same % as TN-7 did, democrats will end up with 248 seats in the House and 58 senators.
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If the 2026 elections swing by the same % as TN-7 did, democrats will end up with 248 seats in the House and 58 senators.
Just got my Spotify wrapped!
My comedy was streamed over a million times. Spotify barely paid me and instead spent the money funding fascism because they’re assholes. It’s an honor.
My comedy was streamed over a million times. Spotify barely paid me and instead spent the money funding fascism because they’re assholes. It’s an honor.
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Just got my Spotify wrapped!
My comedy was streamed over a million times. Spotify barely paid me and instead spent the money funding fascism because they’re assholes. It’s an honor.
My comedy was streamed over a million times. Spotify barely paid me and instead spent the money funding fascism because they’re assholes. It’s an honor.
No. Thanks for asking.
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
No. Thanks for asking.
“I’m the good guy!”, he thinks to himself as he DMs poorly written insults to strangers. “Picking fights with strangers is the right thing to do.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“I’m the good guy!”, he thinks to himself as he DMs poorly written insults to strangers. “Picking fights with strangers is the right thing to do.”
District 7 was a Republican stronghold. Aftyn Behn gained in EVERY county in her district and barely lost.
If that happens across the country, democrats will win over 300 congressional seats. Bring on the midterms.
If that happens across the country, democrats will win over 300 congressional seats. Bring on the midterms.
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
District 7 was a Republican stronghold. Aftyn Behn gained in EVERY county in her district and barely lost.
If that happens across the country, democrats will win over 300 congressional seats. Bring on the midterms.
If that happens across the country, democrats will win over 300 congressional seats. Bring on the midterms.
I am happy to release the files.
Vote Aftyn Behn in Tennessee’s district 7 TODAY.
Vote Aftyn Behn in Tennessee’s district 7 TODAY.
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I am happy to release the files.
Vote Aftyn Behn in Tennessee’s district 7 TODAY.
Vote Aftyn Behn in Tennessee’s district 7 TODAY.
Dear Tennessee district 7:
Please vote for Aftyn Behn tomorrow. She is wonderful and also it will make Donald Trump very sad.
Please vote for Aftyn Behn tomorrow. She is wonderful and also it will make Donald Trump very sad.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Dear Tennessee district 7:
Please vote for Aftyn Behn tomorrow. She is wonderful and also it will make Donald Trump very sad.
Please vote for Aftyn Behn tomorrow. She is wonderful and also it will make Donald Trump very sad.
BABE WAKE UP. NEW MARIA EMAIL JUST DROPPED.
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
BABE WAKE UP. NEW MARIA EMAIL JUST DROPPED.