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Stevis will try to keep people safe

@stevis23.bsky.social

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Husband. Father. Physicist. Umpire. Striving for Neutral Good but probably ends up more Lawful Neutral. SALA Team Six. He/him. Why should we leave the country? They're the no talent ass clowns. Any reference to SALA are of course purely farcical.

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Just some guy @rocinante.bsky.social · 3h

I would like the Brewers (née Pilots) and Mariners to make the World Series so we can make boat jokes

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 5h

Don't want to meet your momma
Just want you to hit homer

Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 5h

I've been saying this since the emoluments clause. That's my social contact I am god damn certainly a party to it

Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 5h

You kids stop that before you break a window!

Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 5h

May I cosign this

Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

Melton for sure. By the time you got to Flaherty...I think it was pick your poison with who was left.

Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

I thought Skubal had another inning in him too, but they probably had a better sense of his arm fatigue in the dugout than I did from my recliner.

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

Props to Alan Porter who squatted 575 times tonight and was really good.

Jayson Stark @jaysonst.bsky.social · 1d

On the 575th pitch!

What. A. Game.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

JORGE POLANCO WALKS IT OFF

Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

Well.. still better than making an error while throwing to the incorrect base

Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

Are we just playing until someone explains the shoes on heads

Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

Now pitching for Detroit, Kirat Labuks

Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

One hit per pitcher is no way to go through life, sons #Tigers

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 1d

It simply should not be possible for the president to repeatedly claim that a major city is burning without a wall of live standups happening in that city clearly demonstrating that it is not

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 1d

American broadcast journalism has utterly failed and is a dead industry, there's nothing left worth saving

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Just some guy @rocinante.bsky.social · 1d

“The time before this game? Oh yes, I remember it. The mud brick of those walls was still wet. Hammurabi had not yet given us his laws. Enkidu roamed the wilderness, hairy and wild. The great Euphrates had just taught us to plant our crops by her life-giving banks.”

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

We happy few

Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

Flaherty before Kahnle? Surprising. #Tigers

Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

Mariners c'mon even White Castle would be out of sliders by now

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

BALL DON'T LIE

Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

That is horseshit.

Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

#Tigers

two men standing next to each other with the words if you were waiting for the opportune moment that was it

Alt: Pirates of the Caribbean: if you were waiting for the opportune moment that was it

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

ONE passed ball! A ha ha!

Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

They chant "Randy? Why but chant "fancy a shag?"

Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon of a squirrel wearing a green hat with the words now that 's comedy below it .

Alt: Slappy Squirrel's "now that 's comedy" end tag

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 1d

Kristi Noem: <pumps fist>

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

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