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ScaredyPugz🧙‍♀️🎃☮️🌈🎀👶🐸👁 @whiterabbit324.bsky.social · 1d

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Aunty Em @everycourthouse.bsky.social · 1d

So, China is buying soy beans from Argentina instead of America but we are giving Argentina billions of dollars? Also, Argentinians have free healthcare but Americans do not and our government is now shut down because it doesn’t have enough money to give Americans even a discount on healthcare?

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 2d

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Rebel Bishop @starrmoone.bsky.social · 18d

Facts!!!

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 2d

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Stoneheft @stoneheft.bsky.social · 3d

Is/was Jenna an athlete or something? No one's ever heard of her. Is she casting shade out of jealousy or just ignorance?

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Uncle Poo Poo @mch1968.bsky.social · 3d

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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 3d

Robert gets surprisingly reliable advice by listening to his own tail.

sidewalk chalk drawing of a small lizard listening intently to the end of his tail. The lizard's body is drawn on a garden rock and his head is drawn on a separate smaller stone.

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 3d

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Your pissed off grandma @anomaly100.bsky.social · 3d

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Stoneheft @stoneheft.bsky.social · 3d

If you don't keep people poor and make them keep breeding, the military has no desperate young citizens to send overseas.

Don't you want to be poor and have your kid die overseas so that the GOP can make sure the billionaires can have bigger boats?

Stoneheft @stoneheft.bsky.social · 4d

Did he hit the tree with his tail-rotor?

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dystopai010101 @dystopia010101.bsky.social · 5d

ANTIFrog says, "Release the Flies" 🐸
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#EpsteinFiles

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Stoneheft @stoneheft.bsky.social · 4d

No. I don't remember that. I was distracted by the new distraction...
Some immigrant from some Mexican country (Venezuela) stole Donold's "Nobull Piece (of shit)" Prize.

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Stoneheft @stoneheft.bsky.social · 4d

I heard that God called Donold on Thursday and admitted He was getting a little tired of Jesus hanging out with poor people and wasting money on food for people that are just going to die anyway.

It's only a matter of time before He makes Donold the second coming... Jesus II, the obliterator.

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Vixxie🇨🇦🇸🇮❤️🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @zajec.bsky.social · 5d

Nope she didn’t.. she didn’t call you.. she didn’t accept it on your behalf.. you didn’t get it in any way shape or form! You’re a pedophile.. when you release the Epstein Files you will get your award then! 🤡

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 4d

ONE WEEK FROM TODAY: Make your voices heard. Join us in a peaceful protest across our country against the most corrupt, deceitful & criminal Administration in U.S. History. We say NO KINGS, NO CROOKS, NO SPRAY-TAN CONMAN! 👎

Check for a location near you at: www.nokings.org

#BeThere 👍

No Kings

As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...

www.nokings.org

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Stoneheft @stoneheft.bsky.social · 5d

They joined ICE assuming they'd be paid in full at some point... They are rather gullible.

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Helianthus 🔔🇺🇦 @theseeduneed.bsky.social · 5d

😆 This is the way!

🪬🇺🇦🌻 mon petit choufleur 💙🇺🇸🪬 @asassytart.bsky.social · 6d

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 6d

“Hurry up, Lurch — I have to get to my cognitive exam. I was up all night studying.”

“I’m not Lurch, Dad. I’m Eric.”

“How’s your mother, Eric?”

“She’s dead.”

“You should have told me. I could have stuck her in the weeds — I can use the tax deduction.”

“You did that already.”