While people were sitting on it dropping a dukie or having a wank. It didn't matter. Germs aren't real, don't believe in science. Look at how healthy I am.
February 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
While people were sitting on it dropping a dukie or having a wank. It didn't matter. Germs aren't real, don't believe in science. Look at how healthy I am.
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...probably
February 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM
...probably
His teeth look like the work of Dr. Szell.
February 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
His teeth look like the work of Dr. Szell.
Don't kink shame him. There's nothing wrong with a toilet seat fetish.
February 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Don't kink shame him. There's nothing wrong with a toilet seat fetish.
Used to, yes.
Now he shakes so much that most of the coke falls into the bowl. He'll sniff it out of the bowl too, as best as he can..
Now he shakes so much that most of the coke falls into the bowl. He'll sniff it out of the bowl too, as best as he can..
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Used to, yes.
Now he shakes so much that most of the coke falls into the bowl. He'll sniff it out of the bowl too, as best as he can..
Now he shakes so much that most of the coke falls into the bowl. He'll sniff it out of the bowl too, as best as he can..
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Or, one could report "Spokesperson for Berlin House of Reps. Green Party complains about history that is not covered up".
Speaking of sport, shouldn't you report on FIFA, and the prizes they distribute to promote the "glory of facism"?
Speaking of sport, shouldn't you report on FIFA, and the prizes they distribute to promote the "glory of facism"?
February 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Or, one could report "Spokesperson for Berlin House of Reps. Green Party complains about history that is not covered up".
Speaking of sport, shouldn't you report on FIFA, and the prizes they distribute to promote the "glory of facism"?
Speaking of sport, shouldn't you report on FIFA, and the prizes they distribute to promote the "glory of facism"?
If allowing the populace, everyone all at once, to know the truth might "bring down the country", then there's something very wrong with the country, not the truth.
February 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
If allowing the populace, everyone all at once, to know the truth might "bring down the country", then there's something very wrong with the country, not the truth.
Andromedan Galactic Council offers the coveted Andromeda Strain Vaccine to U.S. president Trump, in an effort to keep the intergalactic peace.
RFK Jr. advises against accepting because he is an intergalactic piece.
RFK Jr. advises against accepting because he is an intergalactic piece.
Trump threatens to invade new black hole in Andromeda galaxy unless it agrees to new trade deal.
A massive star in the nearby Andromeda galaxy has simply disappeared. Some astronomers believe that it's collapsed in on itself and formed a black hole. n.pr/4aomsxr
February 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Andromedan Galactic Council offers the coveted Andromeda Strain Vaccine to U.S. president Trump, in an effort to keep the intergalactic peace.
RFK Jr. advises against accepting because he is an intergalactic piece.
RFK Jr. advises against accepting because he is an intergalactic piece.
How do the a-holes around him keep a straight face?
"Some of these cars didn't work"?
Explain.
"Some of these cars didn't work"?
Explain.
February 12, 2026 at 7:18 PM
How do the a-holes around him keep a straight face?
"Some of these cars didn't work"?
Explain.
"Some of these cars didn't work"?
Explain.
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This is Dorian. He refuses to come inside from this rainstorm. Just really wants his mom to watch him jump in puddles. 13/10 good job buddy (TT: kirstengarrison)
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This is Dorian. He refuses to come inside from this rainstorm. Just really wants his mom to watch him jump in puddles. 13/10 good job buddy (TT: kirstengarrison)
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![Normal vegetables: you must store us at the right temperature, in the right humidity, or we will spoil and rot in no time.
Potatos: [in Eldritch Script] Where is the Fucking Soil?
Image of a bag of forgotten potatoes looking like a tentacle monster, trying to locate earth to grow in.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiescsomv6asluzkv3ynyqh27q4lmqygzgcdga5dx3lf2awdqiv5pq@jpeg)
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Bernie Madoff was a great investor.
- Jim Banks, probably
- Jim Banks, probably
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Bernie Madoff was a great investor.
- Jim Banks, probably
- Jim Banks, probably
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Is it the same $50k that was in the cava bag?
February 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Is it the same $50k that was in the cava bag?
Wow, let's invest in AI.
I mean it can make the mistakes that even 17 year old interns would never make, it's wonderfully fun.
Besides, the 17 year old interns aren't depleting the water table, where's the fun in letting your grand-kids have a planet to live on?
I mean it can make the mistakes that even 17 year old interns would never make, it's wonderfully fun.
Besides, the 17 year old interns aren't depleting the water table, where's the fun in letting your grand-kids have a planet to live on?
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Wow, let's invest in AI.
I mean it can make the mistakes that even 17 year old interns would never make, it's wonderfully fun.
Besides, the 17 year old interns aren't depleting the water table, where's the fun in letting your grand-kids have a planet to live on?
I mean it can make the mistakes that even 17 year old interns would never make, it's wonderfully fun.
Besides, the 17 year old interns aren't depleting the water table, where's the fun in letting your grand-kids have a planet to live on?
It is nice to see that not all of the illiterates are Magats. Good job cutting one some slack. 👍
February 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
It is nice to see that not all of the illiterates are Magats. Good job cutting one some slack. 👍
FBI concludes "The Bureau is full of shit, and like it this way"
*stares directly into the camera lens, making eye contact with you*
February 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
FBI concludes "The Bureau is full of shit, and like it this way"
Well, I should hope so.
I figure a raccoon could lead Pierre Prollynever by 29 points.
I figure a raccoon could lead Pierre Prollynever by 29 points.
February 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Well, I should hope so.
I figure a raccoon could lead Pierre Prollynever by 29 points.
I figure a raccoon could lead Pierre Prollynever by 29 points.
It is. Look at what average americana voted for more than once.
February 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
It is. Look at what average americana voted for more than once.
Thank you for sharing the knowledge.
February 8, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Thank you for sharing the knowledge.
Any tips on what percentage of the stations have bathrooms, and accessible bathrooms? (Sorry, I know you're not an information desk, but you already know so much more than millions of us).
February 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Any tips on what percentage of the stations have bathrooms, and accessible bathrooms? (Sorry, I know you're not an information desk, but you already know so much more than millions of us).
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I'm seated behind a P.O.O.
February 8, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I'm seated behind a P.O.O.
Yikes!
How much over-budget did that go, Douggie?
Was it more expensive than a roof for the Ontario Science Centre would have been? Is the station at Don Mills going to be called "Ford Friends Station"?
How many of the shitheads at Metrolinx attend your daughters' Stag and Dough parties?
How much over-budget did that go, Douggie?
Was it more expensive than a roof for the Ontario Science Centre would have been? Is the station at Don Mills going to be called "Ford Friends Station"?
How many of the shitheads at Metrolinx attend your daughters' Stag and Dough parties?
The inaugural train left from Kennedy Station at 7:29 a.m. — a minute early, and a contrast to the project's beleaguered timeline.
But as it left, it was immediately held at a red light, to the dismay of riders who waited hours in subzero temperatures and have pushed for transit signal priority.
But as it left, it was immediately held at a red light, to the dismay of riders who waited hours in subzero temperatures and have pushed for transit signal priority.
The Eglinton Crosstown LRT opens after 15 years of construction
Many transit fans braved the cold to be among the first to ride Line 5, which was originally set to open in 2020.
www.thestar.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Yikes!
How much over-budget did that go, Douggie?
Was it more expensive than a roof for the Ontario Science Centre would have been? Is the station at Don Mills going to be called "Ford Friends Station"?
How many of the shitheads at Metrolinx attend your daughters' Stag and Dough parties?
How much over-budget did that go, Douggie?
Was it more expensive than a roof for the Ontario Science Centre would have been? Is the station at Don Mills going to be called "Ford Friends Station"?
How many of the shitheads at Metrolinx attend your daughters' Stag and Dough parties?
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