Nyek London
@stupidhoroscope.bsky.social
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Indie game dev gremlin. Making The Last Exterminator: www.thelastexterminator.com
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Thank you for my favorite input tutorial message of all time, Zortch 2
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I did not know that, that rules hard
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For those who have never been to Melbourne International Games Week before, just imagine being beaten to death by all your friends love and support for a week straight
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"I'm gonna go to the office today!"

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The visuals are so incredibly perfect
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"Whoever thought of vanilla and meat?"

girl, you did, what is wrong with you
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who are they, the crop cops?
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The Master System is such an underutilized aesthetic
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And for at least the last 10 minutes I was just scrolling making split-second decisions based on the key art, it's nuts
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Good lord, I just tried scrolling through the Nextfest games list, and after half an hour of scrolling I didn't even get to the end of it. There's so much stuff now!
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But yeah, it's definitely not a spit-and-polish job, they've definitely gone right back to the foundations and rebuilt a lot of the game from the ground up. It's now finally the game I wanted to play in the beginning.
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I mean, a lot of their fixes were basically "Just copy Mario Odyssey" to an almost embarrassing degree, but I fucking love Mario Odyssey so I'll heartily allow it.
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Man, the Yooka-Laylee remake is absolutely not what I expected. It's taken a game that I didn't really care for at all and turned it into something I had to tear myself away from. Really excellent work!
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In the vain hope that someday I may find an indie developer that is more tired than I am
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Love it when I open a Reddit link in Discord on my phone, and it opens a tab in safari in order to load the Reddit app, like letting that safari tab sit there like an idiot
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Walking into PAX: oh fuck me
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I never want to ‘discover a brand’. Please keep all brands away from me
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(I am being facetious, suffering is only the core part of any experience in some very, very select circles)
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(That and the Energy Star logo)
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But suffering is a critical part of the experience!
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(Also felt kinda nice to dust off my ancient autoexec.bat and config.sys skills)
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I've been using PCem for all my Win95/98 needs. Also a huge fan of how it's such an accurate emulator you have do go through the whole process of setting the BIOS, going through the POST screens, and installing stuff from disk images. Wonderful nostalgia trip!
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"Hey check out how hard I can Grack"