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Princess Rose! @goldscale.bsky.social · Feb 12

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

Yeah, but it's a friendly competition! It'd start some fires we can't put out. . .

[She's right, he knows she's right but. . .]

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

. . Walu, baby.

[ Grimacing at the IDEA of being any sort of kind to Wario. ]

He's, like . . th'WORST. And we know Bowser! How many times has garlic - breath screwed you over so he could get ahead ? ?

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

. . . That seems kinda mean, Dais. We don't like him, but that doesn't mean we should-- like, target him down! Plus he'd notice and call us out on it. . .

[Still holding onto a shred of hope that his brother would be decent, but...]

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

. . . That seems kinda mean, Dais. We don't like him, but that doesn't mean we should-- like, target him down! Plus he'd notice and call us out on it. . .

[Still holding onto a shred of hope that his brother would be decent, but...]

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

[ For his submission to her CONSTANT need to win, he earns a loving kiss on the cheek. ]

HAH – ! Maybe if he laid off all th'snacks – ! ! [ SNICKER! ]

Tell y'what, we'll BOTH target him in th'races, 'kay? Every shell of mine is gonna have his name on it!

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

Waluigi's your silver medal, Daisy. Always will be, too.

[He offers a smile, scratching his cheek.]

Yeah, Wario's not gonna screw Waluigi out of another go-karting cup this year. No sir, no ma'am! He blamed me last year for HIM being too fat to get in his go-kart.

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

Waluigi's your silver medal, Daisy. Always will be, too.

[He offers a smile, scratching his cheek.]

Yeah, Wario's not gonna screw Waluigi out of another go-karting cup this year. No sir, no ma'am! He blamed me last year for HIM being too fat to get in his go-kart.

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

[ An immediate nod of approval is given, along with a playful grin. ]

'Course, but only by / me /, right? Obviously you'll be beatin' th'asses of everyone else ~ !

[ The HIGHEST form of compliment she can deliver in this sort of conversation. A loser, but only to her efforts! ]

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

Well, with the new Mario Kart courses being confirmed, I suppose I wanted to look my best for when I --

[PAUSE. Remembers who he's talking to.]

-- Get my ass walloped during a go kart race?

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

Well, with the new Mario Kart courses being confirmed, I suppose I wanted to look my best for when I --

[PAUSE. Remembers who he's talking to.]

-- Get my ass walloped during a go kart race?

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

[ With a snicker, she quickly follows after, wearing something new herself! Casual, for sure, with a jacket and pants. ]

Heya, handsome. Tryin' out some new clothes?

[ Rounding him until she's standing in front of Waluigi, smoothing down the front of his shirt. ]

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

[Almost flies into a wall, his shoes skidding across the tile.]

AHHHH---Oh, Daisy! Hello, amor!

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MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

[Almost flies into a wall, his shoes skidding across the tile.]

AHHHH---Oh, Daisy! Hello, amor!

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

[ Well, if it's on the table – , winding back, and WHAP! All while wearing a beaming grin! ]

Damn right'cha are, Twinkle Toes!

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

[Waluigi is dressed in his new fit from the MK:W direct. Spanks his own ass.]

Looking good, Waluigi! Waaaahahahah!

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

[Waluigi is dressed in his new fit from the MK:W direct. Spanks his own ass.]

Looking good, Waluigi! Waaaahahahah!

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MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Jan 31

(( low waluigi muse. gonna be on my steven and vivian today.

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MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Jan 31

(( low waluigi muse. gonna be on my steven and vivian today.

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D.K. @junglehijinx.bsky.social · Jan 31

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MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Jan 31

(( me, nodding and agreeing so hard my head comes off

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Jan 31

bsky.app/profile/herf...

(( we ball, chat. ))

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MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Jan 31

(( He cannot let Apricot into his kitchen. She will either turn the burners up when he's not looking, put her hand on a freshly frosted cake, or steal his food.))

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Jan 31

(( i need you all to know that i tried REALLY hard to not make vivian look like a baddie. i really did.

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MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Jan 31

((its our gospel, and our gospel alone, jazzy. /silly

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Jan 31

[SPITTING OUT COFFEE ALL OVER WARIO.]

Vivian @fireyjinx.bsky.social · Jan 31

Do you need a booster seat when your twink and bear drive you around or?

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Jan 31

(( malewife waluigi is definitely real, and it will continue to be real as long as another asteroid doesnt hit the fucking earth /silly + /pos

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MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Jan 31

(( Gonna ball out. Mostly rarepairs and stuff, since when the fuck has anyone wanted to Date Waluigi.

Also, I'm excluding the main ship, aka @sarasalands.bsky.social because it's already obvious waluigi's a daisy simp. /gen

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MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Jan 31

(( layout for @fireyjinx.bsky.social to perceive.

credits for da art:

pfp/1: cinna-vee
pinned/2: thatoneegghead
header/3: mooneyedmoth

i aint great at layouts. but i liked how this one came out.))

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Vivian @fireyjinx.bsky.social · Jan 31

Temp Pinned
#MarioRP #MVRP
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠMayor Pauline @newdonkmayor.bsky.social · Jan 30

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MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Jan 30

(( "youre wrong, give waluigi 2 dollars right now" is so funny to me im fucking wheezing irl and not just because im sick as fuck ))

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🎷junior🎷 @enterbowserjr.bsky.social · Nov 22

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⠀⠀⠀ and mario DROOLS!
⠀and the koopa prince gon’
⎣⠀⠀ BRING THE PAIN! ⠀ ⎦
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MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Jan 30

((because my brain thought it'd be funny, non contagious piranha plant virus so he's got like vines and shit. sam manson and undergrowth danny phantom season 3 but its waluigi

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Jan 30

(( YEAH! I wanna give waluigi some fuckass powers (not to say daisys were!!/gen)

but can you imagine him getting a taste of that superstar shit and it sorta activates his neurons

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