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☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 6

// shoves my way onto the tl hi i'm back from my trip

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

Y – WOAAAH ! !

[ Blinking in surprise, staring wide eyed up at Rose! With a snort, her head tilts in confusion. ]

Uh, my engagement ring, obviously? Had it for a while now, c'mon, Rosie – !

Princess Rose! @goldscale.bsky.social · Apr 3

I'm not sure I /want/ to meet them! I'm not much of a /hero-type/, Dai-

[ Pause. Craning her head down to stare.. . and then IMMEDIATELY swiping the hand up in her claws to get a better look. ]

DAISY. WHAT IS THIS.

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

C'mooon, Rosie . . ! You never come! How're you gonna meet 'em all if you never haaang ? ?

[ Pouting, hands clasped together! Not wearing her usual gloves, either - , hey, what's that on her finger ? ? ]

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

Mmm . .

[ VERY clearly having a mental debate, before sighing. ]

. . guess you gotta point.

. . how 'bout a FEW shells, then?

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

Yeah, but it's a friendly competition! It'd start some fires we can't put out. . .

[She's right, he knows she's right but. . .]

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

. . Walu, baby.

[ Grimacing at the IDEA of being any sort of kind to Wario. ]

He's, like . . th'WORST. And we know Bowser! How many times has garlic - breath screwed you over so he could get ahead ? ?

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

C'mooon, Rosie . . ! You never come! How're you gonna meet 'em all if you never haaang ? ?

[ Pouting, hands clasped together! Not wearing her usual gloves, either - , hey, what's that on her finger ? ? ]

Princess Rose! @goldscale.bsky.social · Apr 3

( My sister always wants to drag me out on adventures... 'meet my friends' this and 'race with us' that... )

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

. . Walu, baby.

[ Grimacing at the IDEA of being any sort of kind to Wario. ]

He's, like . . th'WORST. And we know Bowser! How many times has garlic - breath screwed you over so he could get ahead ? ?

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

. . . That seems kinda mean, Dais. We don't like him, but that doesn't mean we should-- like, target him down! Plus he'd notice and call us out on it. . .

[Still holding onto a shred of hope that his brother would be decent, but...]

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

[ For his submission to her CONSTANT need to win, he earns a loving kiss on the cheek. ]

HAH – ! Maybe if he laid off all th'snacks – ! ! [ SNICKER! ]

Tell y'what, we'll BOTH target him in th'races, 'kay? Every shell of mine is gonna have his name on it!

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

[ For his submission to her CONSTANT need to win, he earns a loving kiss on the cheek. ]

HAH – ! Maybe if he laid off all th'snacks – ! ! [ SNICKER! ]

Tell y'what, we'll BOTH target him in th'races, 'kay? Every shell of mine is gonna have his name on it!

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

Waluigi's your silver medal, Daisy. Always will be, too.

[He offers a smile, scratching his cheek.]

Yeah, Wario's not gonna screw Waluigi out of another go-karting cup this year. No sir, no ma'am! He blamed me last year for HIM being too fat to get in his go-kart.

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

[ An immediate nod of approval is given, along with a playful grin. ]

'Course, but only by / me /, right? Obviously you'll be beatin' th'asses of everyone else ~ !

[ The HIGHEST form of compliment she can deliver in this sort of conversation. A loser, but only to her efforts! ]

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

EVERYONE CLAP AND CHEER OR I'LL BLOW THIS WHOLE PLACE UP

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☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

i have THE best elder sister ever literally NOOOOOBODY ELSE comes close to her

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☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

( I dunnnoooo . . was kinda funny seein' th'reactions of everyone else when he got a bit too close! )

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

ROSIIEEE ~ !

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

[ An immediate nod of approval is given, along with a playful grin. ]

'Course, but only by / me /, right? Obviously you'll be beatin' th'asses of everyone else ~ !

[ The HIGHEST form of compliment she can deliver in this sort of conversation. A loser, but only to her efforts! ]

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

Well, with the new Mario Kart courses being confirmed, I suppose I wanted to look my best for when I --

[PAUSE. Remembers who he's talking to.]

-- Get my ass walloped during a go kart race?

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

[ With a snicker, she quickly follows after, wearing something new herself! Casual, for sure, with a jacket and pants. ]

Heya, handsome. Tryin' out some new clothes?

[ Rounding him until she's standing in front of Waluigi, smoothing down the front of his shirt. ]

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

[ With a snicker, she quickly follows after, wearing something new herself! Casual, for sure, with a jacket and pants. ]

Heya, handsome. Tryin' out some new clothes?

[ Rounding him until she's standing in front of Waluigi, smoothing down the front of his shirt. ]

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

[Almost flies into a wall, his shoes skidding across the tile.]

AHHHH---Oh, Daisy! Hello, amor!

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

[ Well, if it's on the table – , winding back, and WHAP! All while wearing a beaming grin! ]

Damn right'cha are, Twinkle Toes!

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

[ Well, if it's on the table – , winding back, and WHAP! All while wearing a beaming grin! ]

Damn right'cha are, Twinkle Toes!

MR. WISTERIA! @suavestepping.bsky.social · Apr 3

[Waluigi is dressed in his new fit from the MK:W direct. Spanks his own ass.]

Looking good, Waluigi! Waaaahahahah!

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

You chumps had BETTER be careful drivin' 'round my castle, understand ? ! Those flowers ain't so easy to keep bloomin'!

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☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Apr 3

DAISY ON TOP

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☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Mar 22

oh man just remembered i exist. had a whole mental moment.

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Feb 12

Psssht! 'COURSE it is!

They love me, why WOULDN'T they love you, huh? We're practically th' exact same, sis! ( ✨️ )

Princess Rose! @goldscale.bsky.social · Feb 12

@sarasalands.bsky.social , you're 100% sure it's a good idea to bring me around your.. friends? ( I'm not really familiar with any !💧 )

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Feb 3

// meant to fix 'thing's'. accidentally did it again. fuck it. it's there.

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Feb 3

typo btw. dungeon time

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Feb 3

What that girl sees in you, I have NO clue. Poor thing's probably been driven to some weird insanity by your garlic smell.

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☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Feb 1

Valentine's, huh? Guess I'll have t'prepare for all th' treats comin' my way soon! ( ✨️ )

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☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Jan 31

// ITS REAL AND TRUE TO US

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Vivian @fireyjinx.bsky.social · Jan 31

Do you need a booster seat when your twink and bear drive you around or?

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☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Jan 31

🌼

☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · Jan 31

i need to be able to break a man over my knee to want him