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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 22h

It’s fascinating watching y’all post about Pokemon and realizing I play the games so vastly different from most

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 1d

None of the housewives are super good people I don’t think, but Mary Cosby is an actively BAD person

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 1d

INTERNET, it’s time to do your thing!!!!

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 1d

For a moment I thought you were drinking it out of a martini glass and I had questions

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

a pixelated image of a woman wearing an orange dress

ALT: a pixelated image of a woman wearing an orange dress

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

I still don’t have it 😭😭😭

J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

Smores. Duh.

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

The plot thickens:

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

A better morning now 👀

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

I see you, tiny king

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

this is how I dress for a road trip.

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David Mack @davidmackau.bsky.social · 2d

kinda bad that half the internet runs via one company. would be great if we had some sort of federal trade commission who could theoretically stop monopolies like that from happening. pipe dreams!

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Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 2d

Can the Manhattan Project avoid building the nuclear bomb?

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

I also could never go to his apartment because his “mom was staying with him” and she “brought his niece with her”. Truly embarrassed about how long I pursued this man 🚩🚩🚩

J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

Random memory just surfaced:

I once briefly dated a guy who told me his last name was one thing, but when we finally slept together he had an entirely different last name tattooed massively across his back and he had 0 explanation other than “it’s complicated”

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

She is flawless

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

POV:

winnie the pooh is sitting in a cave covered in honey and says `` i want some of your honey '' .

ALT: winnie the pooh is sitting in a cave covered in honey and says `` i want some of your honey '' .

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

A respectable 5’8” and a size 9.5

(But where I’m lacking inches in height I make up elsewhere…😅)

Mikepole @michaeldrummey.bsky.social · 2d

6’4” and size 13 😈
Enjoy for mcm too 🖤🩶🤍

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

Actual footage of me:

winnie the pooh is hanging from a tree branch

ALT: winnie the pooh is hanging from a tree branch

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

Jesus Christ you’re 6’4”??

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

Who robbed the Louvre right answers only

J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

Yet ANOTHER reason to not own a Ring or any other doorbell camera

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 3d

Amazon’s Ring is partnering with Flock

• A network of AI-powered cameras used by ICE, federal agencies, and police

• Authorities can request users to share footage to assist with 'evidence collection and investigative work'

(via Techcrunch | 404 Media co)

J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 2d

Having to leave Palm Springs is the worst part of my vacation every year

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 3d

Leaving Palm Springs tomorrow. These are the scariest Sunday scaries ever.

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