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👟Ethan🌿

@suitcasedad.bsky.social

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 20h

💀💀no

👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 20h

also, i've finally been playing through Split Fiction with my boyfriend and both of us are obsessed!! (please no spoilers)

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Corvid Dallas Multipass (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @genuscorvidae.bsky.social · Dec 1

Taking my meds!

If you've forgotten yours, this is a reminder! Hello!

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 20h

also, same woman last night: i know about this!! is this BDSM??? (holding a giant potato masher)

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 20h

boyfriend: MA these are stripper heels

his mom: I DON'T CARE I LIKE THEM

👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 20h

at first i was like "WHO WOULD ASK THAT" and then she dug into her closet to find the exact shoes she was wearing and i almost pissed myself laughing at how it looked like the perfect ball crusher's heels. (I WILL TAKE PHOTOS NEXT VISIT)

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 20h

last night after thanksgiving dinner, my boyfriend's mother had one too many champagne and was telling us about the time she was minding her own business at a bus stop and someone came up to her and asked "are you a ball crusher?"

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 3d

that's about it!!! sorry!!

👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 3d

it is true

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 3d

im gay

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 3d

could this be...?

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heliumbunny @heliumbunny.bsky.social · 3d

they're gonna smoke the fucking labubu

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 3d

NEED to know the thought process of this person walking into our dispensary and asking us for labubu dolls

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PC-98 Bot @pc98bot.gang-fight.com · 6d

Disc Station 5 // Compile // PC-98

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 8d

can I please take a break from donkey shit nonsense on my days off i'm begging you

👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 8d

she said if anything, there will be "global cooling"... because the ice caps are melting... which is cold... which will make the world cold..... my head fucking hurts

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 8d

my neighbour today told me there is "no evidence" of global warming...

while wearing a bikini.... in october....

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 9d

my god mama pao is cracking us UP this sea-Son

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 9d

my boyfriend's ceruledge is to my quaquaval what jimbo is to jasmine kennedie

pokemon go screenshot where my quaquaval, a diva pokemon, is COVERED by a rude ceruledge standing right IN FRONT OF HIM when there is so much fucking room

👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 14d

anyway i'm having a ball celebrating my 5 year anniversary with my boyfriend on a 2 day trip! 😊 life is good

👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 15d

also this dude was like 50

👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 15d

idk what compels a person to roll down the window and yell a racial slur at a stranger. can't even remotely relate to that sentiment

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👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 16d

(all morning in my head)

🎵don't🎶put it off🎶
🎵call sokolov🎵

👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 19d

arrested shooting someone in a car in north york

👟Ethan🌿 @suitcasedad.bsky.social · 19d

One of our customers was on the news for murder and im really sorry to the victim but im just thankful that he won't be coming around anymore

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