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👟Ethan🌿
@suitcasedad.bsky.social
weed gay in retail HELL

34 / 📍toronto 🇨🇦
he/any 🏳️‍🌈🏳
still not sure how to exactly react when someone randomly says "xie xie :)" to me
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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This is allyship
December 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
whenever someone rudely makes us go fetch a different bag because they don't like the buds etc. etc., we wait in the back for 10 seconds (industry secret) and bring out the exact same bag and without fail they go "that's what i'm talking about" and are happy with the "new" bag
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
connections puzzle i'm making for my boyfriend but i wanna see if this is solvable!

TWIN BABY TAKE KITTY
IVORY TRIPLE DOUBLE POTATO
BLACK TOPIC DOG CALIFORNIA
NEW QUEEN SUM ARIZONA

any bored puzzleheads feel free to try and solve it :)
December 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
guys can i just rant about a really frustrating convo i just had because i wanna puke
December 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT MY BABY 🍄
December 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
someone was a little short on money and said 'i think i tipped you a couple bucks over time idk just take it off of that' and left 😭
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i got emotionally invested in a side character from alice in borderland s3 and i'm gonna be so devastated if they don't make it
December 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
just told a customer to "have an enjoy day" i think i need more coffee
December 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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The only Disney live action I care to see 👀
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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"I asked ChatGPT"

"I asked Grok"

Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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who wouldn’t want this pervert steeping his green ass in your beverage
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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The cab inspector just visited
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
there's a REALLY cooky dooky guy i've been serving for almost 2 years, and every time he gets hash he says "i'm gonna eat it right now!" and i just assumed it's a weird joke, and today i found out that he literally chews and swallows it like toffee
December 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
apparently some sad shit happens in ep 4 of the gay hockey show so I will be stopping after ep 3
December 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Dealing with the public will never not make me think of this. You'd think "take a picture [of the packaging]" would be obvious, but alas.
December 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
😭😭😭 i tell people to take a photo if they have trouble remembering the name and LET ME TELL YOU how many times someone shows me a PICTURE OF A JOINT
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
trying to consciously hold on to more kind interactions throughout my day
December 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
family-owned doesn't mean that everyone working at the place is part of one family...
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
can i just say this season of Canada's drag race is *CHEF'S KISS*
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
however I got some itty bitty rubber santa hats that are meant to cover your vape so life is kind of good right now
December 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
(venting to boyfriend about work)
boyfriend: how do you not pull all of your hair out
December 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
my coworker is very likely quitting (done with customer base & management) next month and my mental health is already taking a hit from it
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
the thc percent is not something that's always the same because many conditions vary from batch to batch

"ok then tell them to stop changing it??"
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM