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Little Critter Enthusiast | He/Him | Chicago | Grumpy Asian man | Aether - Adamantoise (FFXIV) | Ask me about my fish or arthropods 🦐🐟🪲🕷️
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Suggestive and NSFW at times
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They’re playing Mariah Carey and Kylie at the gym
@cuppabakedbeans.bsky.social are you in the room with me right now
@cuppabakedbeans.bsky.social are you in the room with me right now
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
They’re playing Mariah Carey and Kylie at the gym
@cuppabakedbeans.bsky.social are you in the room with me right now
@cuppabakedbeans.bsky.social are you in the room with me right now
Saw one clip of Heated Rivalry this morning and now I’m going to the gym to work on legs RIGHT NOW
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Saw one clip of Heated Rivalry this morning and now I’m going to the gym to work on legs RIGHT NOW
Playing FF Tactics makes me wanna go back to playing FFXIV, but that means revisiting some complicated feelings/memories
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Playing FF Tactics makes me wanna go back to playing FFXIV, but that means revisiting some complicated feelings/memories
It’s only day two of eating Thanksgiving leftovers and I just saw someone make Thanksgiving Nachos
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It’s only day two of eating Thanksgiving leftovers and I just saw someone make Thanksgiving Nachos
Snooooooow ❄️❄️❄️
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Snooooooow ❄️❄️❄️
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November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This aquarium maintenance thirst trap is brought to you by Thanksgiving leftovers for breakfast
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This aquarium maintenance thirst trap is brought to you by Thanksgiving leftovers for breakfast
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Went here and everyone knew me
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Went here and everyone knew me
I thought I turned off all of my alarms but I forgot about the one that is my upstairs neighbor going full woo hoo
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I thought I turned off all of my alarms but I forgot about the one that is my upstairs neighbor going full woo hoo
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HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🦃🦃🍴👅👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦💦💦🍂 🍂🍂SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST 👄💃🏽 PILGRIMS YOU KNOW 🦃🦃😩😩😏😏 IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE 👌🏼👌
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🦃🦃🍴👅👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦💦💦🍂 🍂🍂SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST 👄💃🏽 PILGRIMS YOU KNOW 🦃🦃😩😩😏😏 IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE 👌🏼👌
Ooooh they’re pulling out the Gaga Megamix
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Ooooh they’re pulling out the Gaga Megamix
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It’s that time of year again
November 28, 2024 at 1:42 PM
It’s that time of year again
Terrestrial tarantulas like to excavate burrows. They also like to fill their water dishes with soil, much to their owner’s chagrin 🚜 😒
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Terrestrial tarantulas like to excavate burrows. They also like to fill their water dishes with soil, much to their owner’s chagrin 🚜 😒
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Problematic aliens daddies club
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Problematic aliens daddies club
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Jonathan Bailey to me after laying back and pulling his knees up to his chest:
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Jonathan Bailey to me after laying back and pulling his knees up to his chest:
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wicked: for evil directed by robert eggers
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
wicked: for evil directed by robert eggers
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I’m getting bombarded with so many underwear ads on instagram
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’m getting bombarded with so many underwear ads on instagram
Madame Morrible right now
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Madame Morrible right now