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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · Jan 26

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Smiling selfie of me on my couch wearing my glasses

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 6h

Finally got around to watching Materialists. What a gorgeous trio 🥵

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✨steph ✨🏳️‍🌈 @iridescentdreams.bsky.social · 21h

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 17h

I have GOT to stop booking early morning flights. I’m tired of waking up at 4am and getting through TSA half conscious

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Video Games Out of Context 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @indiegamesooc.bsky.social · 1d

Okami

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Caleb (fka The Keeper of That Beat) @shipatadistance.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know who needs to see this, but here's Wiglett vibing to Psychedelic Switch...

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 1d

If I was an actual Regional Manager (TM) I would die

Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 1d

Thank youuuu

Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 1d

Devastated. RDR2 introduced me to him, but his music got me through some tougher days during the pandemic.

Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 1d

To be vague that isn’t my official title, but my role is essentially that. I’m a little very gagged right now

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 1d

Young Michael Scott handshake the office meme

Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 1d

…REGIONAL MANAGER?

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13 Bred-End Drive @balambsprings.bsky.social · 3d

Get in the Frog suit Shinji or Rei will have to do it again.

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 4d

Well I did pick up a third tarantula. As well as a fourth, and fifth.

Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 4d

Once I start thirst trapping with them you may start growing concerned

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asd4486-Comms Open @asd4486.bsky.social · 4d

#Logan 想奶了

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 4d

For legal purposes I did not have sexual relations with that tarantula

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 4d

I wanna know what his eyebrows feel like

Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 4d

Lee Pace just got like, 10000x hotter in my eyes

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 4d

Hoping to pick up a third tarantula to complete my tarantula throuple today

Willow Pill instagram story. “Have you ever had sex with your pet tarantula?”

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cozy milly 🥀 @mischiefmilly.bsky.social · 8d

no talk me i'm pervert

A screenshot of an enemy called Forgiven Perversion, which is standing in the corner of the room facing the wall akin to the "don't talk me angy" cat meme

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 5d

What should have been a 5 minute in-person meetup with a guy on Reddit over aquariums plants turned into an hour long yapping session on our tank setups and future plans 🥴🥴🥴

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Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 5d

ICE went after rideshare drivers at O’Hare today, according to statement from Illinois Drivers Alliance

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UAntwerp FunMorph @uafunmorph.bsky.social · 5d

Fish suck... but species that feed on algae suck differently! 🐟 A new publication in Communications Biology by #UAFunMorph members Jana De Ridder, Peter Aerts, and Sam Van Wassenbergh, demonstrates how head motion patterns for generating suction are finetuned to the species' main diets.

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Plive 🐊 @plive.bsky.social · 5d

gratin!!

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