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Little Critter Enthusiast | He/Him | Chicago | Grumpy Asian man | Aether - Adamantoise (FFXIV) | Ask me about my fish or arthropods 🦐🐟🪲🕷️
Suggestive and NSFW at times
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Suggestive and NSFW at times
Profile pic by twang.art on Instagram (bigtwange.bsky.social)
Okay I feel better🦵
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Okay I feel better🦵
Saw one clip of Heated Rivalry this morning and now I’m going to the gym to work on legs RIGHT NOW
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Saw one clip of Heated Rivalry this morning and now I’m going to the gym to work on legs RIGHT NOW
Playing FF Tactics makes me wanna go back to playing FFXIV, but that means revisiting some complicated feelings/memories
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Playing FF Tactics makes me wanna go back to playing FFXIV, but that means revisiting some complicated feelings/memories
Snooooooow ❄️❄️❄️
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Snooooooow ❄️❄️❄️
They were still a wood elf!
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
They were still a wood elf!
Sharing because the resemblance is somewhat uncanny
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Sharing because the resemblance is somewhat uncanny
This aquarium maintenance thirst trap is brought to you by Thanksgiving leftovers for breakfast
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This aquarium maintenance thirst trap is brought to you by Thanksgiving leftovers for breakfast
I thought I turned off all of my alarms but I forgot about the one that is my upstairs neighbor going full woo hoo
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I thought I turned off all of my alarms but I forgot about the one that is my upstairs neighbor going full woo hoo
Terrestrial tarantulas like to excavate burrows. They also like to fill their water dishes with soil, much to their owner’s chagrin 🚜 😒
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Terrestrial tarantulas like to excavate burrows. They also like to fill their water dishes with soil, much to their owner’s chagrin 🚜 😒
Black Friday sale got me
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Black Friday sale got me
I’m getting bombarded with so many underwear ads on instagram
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’m getting bombarded with so many underwear ads on instagram
Madame Morrible right now
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Madame Morrible right now
My sexuality? English men looking directly into the camera while doing something absolutely ridiculous
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
My sexuality? English men looking directly into the camera while doing something absolutely ridiculous
D-d-d-o I w-w-want another t-t-tarantula
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
D-d-d-o I w-w-want another t-t-tarantula
