It has dawned on me that @celebrityhottub.bsky.social doing a French accent is just Dexter saying “omelette du fromaaage”

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- dashare.zone ADMIN

"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"

* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window

“Hello, Disney Imagineers? I have an interesting one for you that just came across my desk.”

Play silksong. It feels harder than it truly is but feels amazing to get good at. 2-D Platformer

Well well well

Never unmute the post, you were always right the first time

Take my power Mariners

SEATTLE, LETS DO THIS

How to Join ICE

theonion.com/how-to-join-...

Bingo. HSAs aren’t used for medical expenses by these worm people. They just leverage the triple advantage and max out contributions while paying whatever bill they want out of pocket. Theyre counting on people in reality-based medically-binding positions like you to not look that far into it

Same week my son picks out the very same Dan Brown’s illustrated children’s book fro our public library hmmmm 🤨

She said it best

Couldn’t be me I’m from South Florida I would have had to do quality control inspection before asking any questions

FUSC

University of Scared Coaches
University of Shaking Cowards
University of Seeking Comfort
University of Scrotum Contractions

See you next time, dweebs

IT STARTED HERE. IM FRAMING IT

SEE YOU IN SIMPTEMBER NEXT YEAR CONDOMS

Not a catch. Keep fighting!!

Full blown child labor breathing

I don’t wanna see another pass tonight

“THE IRISH STARTING TO READ A BEDTIME STORY TO THE TROJANS!”

Noah Eagle, you magnificent bitch

Offer him a shot, he deserves it