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I.G.Y. Azalea

@steelydad.bsky.social

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Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 2d

Hideaway? They should have Hid this piece of shit album Away, what a stinker

Here to stay is ABYSMAL, this is the nadir of the era

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 2d

Brent Musburger would have crushed in this era, he was making overt gambling references in the 90s, this would be child’s play for the man

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · Jan 1

they should make the whole plane out of Skattebo

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 2d

Aaaaahahahha this game fuckin rules

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 2d

lol, normal shit

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 2d

We have no breaking point, unfortunately

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 2d

Hell yeah lol

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

Think about the lulz had

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

you can use “old Macdonald” for a campaign song

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

V O T E
D I LL O

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

This is the real problem nobody is addressing.

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

yeah that’s absolutely the vibe there

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

Yes.

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

The riffing is awful, the Lebowski subreddit is just guys racing to make the first relevant and humorous reply and get the most up votes or whatever, it’s throwing feed to a flock of chickens in the pen, watching them scramble for likes lol

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

For many years in my 20s I had a paper subscription and felt like such a smug, irony laced adult lol, heady times

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

just seems weird to me idk

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

I’m a Poster on social media, but do not contribute anything on reddit. that feels like a bridge too far for me, for reasons I have not deduced. I’m not even a reply guy, just a Lurker

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

It’s the YA fantasy novel cola wars

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

dawg what

IGN @ign.com · 3d

Disney has signed a "substantial seven figure" deal for Impossible Creatures, a best-selling British fantasy series featuring fantastical beasts that the publishing world has dubbed as the next Harry Potter.

Disney Pays Millions For Harry Potter-Like British Fantasy Novel Series Impossible Creatures

bit.ly

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

throwback to

a man wearing sunglasses says " that 's right " in yellow letters

ALT: a man wearing sunglasses says " that 's right " in yellow letters

media.tenor.com

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

libs:

a man wearing a hooded jacket is surrounded by a crowd of people

Alt: a man wearing a hooded jacket is surrounded by a crowd of people, everyone’s going fucking crazy over what the guy in the middle just said I think it’s some shit like “I just ended this man’s whole career” 🤜 🎤

media.tenor.com

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

The only clue I left myself was a little rubber cap for the mouth part that I discovered when I felt around to check my pockets to make sure they’re empty before putting on sleepwear. the game was afoot

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

Literally just Weed Saw-ed myself as I spent the last 20 minutes retracing steps to find it in the cup holder of my truck, from when I had to go outside to retrieve my work phone so I could charge it lmao

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

William Carlos Beltran Williams

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 4d

If you could go back in time, which theologian would you fight? For me, John Calvin was predestined to catch an ass kicking

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