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I.G.Y. Azalea

@steelydad.bsky.social

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Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 7h

Running out of space on my relatively new iPhone is absolutely ruining my shit right now 😩

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 8h

Oh?

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 9h

Turns out being left in hot cars did have a few side effects

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 21h

the “Jaws” franchise clears all comers by a mile imo

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 1d

how soon until we get the “ICE Bonus Army” march lol

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 1d

Sadly, yes, this is correct

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 1d

This is usually the point where I either completely implode the nation or start a new game.

Dang.

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not trying to unnecessarily shit on jacksonville; I’ve spent my entire life living either 2 hours west, 2 hours southwest, or two hours south of the city, it’s just like a cousin I don’t enjoy spending very much time with lol

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 1d

Well for one they usually stink, very Jax coded

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 1d

Deep fried, friccasdeed

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 1d

hang it in the louvre

Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 1d

Game-winning touchdown

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 1d

5. You can really hurt someone with hotel dry cleaning bags and such

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 1d

lol I know exactly what you mean

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 1d

They’re the closest I claim to an nfl team these days and it’s never a dull moment lol

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 1d

Having said that he’s never, ever gonna be That Dude who can take the next step, which is a shame

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 1d

That t law touchdown was as insane as it was stupid, the perfect encapsulation of jags football

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao, god’s perfect himbo

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t even need context for this statement, it applies in every facet of life unfortunately

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 2d

“if you have a foreseeable figure pls dm me”

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

these weirdos about to have a huge moment in time

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

Keeps a spreadsheet of various interaction trees so you can restore to a more favorable point in time

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

Libertarian expansion where you can help your ai gf sign emancipation of a minor papers

I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

It’s laying the whole stupid system bare lol, I also cynically believe this was made in part to get more east coast people watching vs the old days where east coast sickos only stayed up for pac 10 after dark and betting on Hawaii, now theyre gonna have B10 and ACC fans regularly in the viewing pool

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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 3d

Duke Cal is a banger tho