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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · Aug 15

I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.

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The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 19m

I think comin' in here was a big mistake!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 54m

No one fights like I do, but enemy of Koopa's is friend of mine!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 1h

There must be some food around here somewhere! Hmmm... Looks like a lunchbox!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 2h

Ahhh, you're no good. Your brother is a party pooper. Come. Help me find a normal brain!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 2h

Come on!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 3h

Lesson number one: Not only should art look good, but it should taste good!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 3h

Let's catch that crummy Koopa, and cool his cockamamy crime!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 4h

I'll look out for the danger, and you steer.

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 4h

Plumber's Log 7-11: King Koopa had taken over the Shamrock Kingdom, and stolen the little people's pot of gold coins, and all their good luck with it.

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 5h

That was a real Koopa Troopa!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6h

Uh-oh! Don't answer it! That could be Mama, and she's gonna be mad, Mario, cause I faked the call about her winning the lottery!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 6h

We gotta warn Toad and Captain Abidab!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 7h

Let him go, Koopa! I'm the one you want!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 7h

Ah! Plumber's slinky! Is that it?

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 8h

Thanks!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 9h

Yay! We did it!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah! He's got the witch doctor, and all we can do is stay here and commit itchicide!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 10h

Did you hear that, Luigi? The sergeant's gonna give us a test, to see if we're trustworthy!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 10h

Not again!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 11h

Come in, dearie!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 12h

Whoa! Be careful! Watch out now! Be careful!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 12h

Oh, I tell ya, beaut! I love the colors!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 13h

Uh, we need rooms for the night!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 13h

You got it, you chubby little chunk a lunch meat!

The Super Mario Bros Super Bot! @supershowbot.bsky.social · 14h

Fire Flowers? I know where there's a mine just plum full of Fire Flowers! Hehe! Come on!