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Can You Suplex a Train?

@suplexatrain.bsky.social

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Asking the most important question in gaming. Blame @Syncoplay.bsky.social for this nonsense. ░S░U░P░L░E░X░I░N░B░I░O░

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · Oct 24

Would you?

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 11h

Go ahead and log off. The Internet will never get better than this. We’ve reached the credits.

cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 11h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 1d

And so they walked on, neither understanding, both pretending they did.

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 1d

Can't risk it, bro. Might miss the boss fight 😭💔

Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 1d

Nah cause what if she calls right after and I’m still recharging. I can’t perform under those conditions 😭💖

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 1d

💕🥺 Saving my Limit Break for when she finally texts back 💕🥺

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 1d

XY⬇️⬆️🤼🚂

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 1d

Nintendo doing their part to try and find our beloved missing ninja

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 2d

Let's shred some documents and go for a burger! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 2d

Let's shred some documents and go for a burger! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 2d

It's been four days, twenty two hours and sixteen minutes since my last Fenix Down and I'm starting to molt.

Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 3d

I just realized that suplexing a train technically makes you an infrastructure problem.

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 3d

A little known fact about our favorite floofs

Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 4d

Did You Know...

... that Final Fantasy VI International added an oft-requested Job System to the classic RPG?

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 4d

You really want to have a bad day? Listen to the dramatic reading 🤣

The Petals Fall Twice

YouTube video by That Guy With A Voice

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 4d

A guy who could absolutely make your day just by posting DICK JONES! on Twitter with no other context.

RIP

Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 4d

It's a Malboro in short-story form

Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 4d

Haha, yeah, it was making fun of those at the height of their popularity. Written by Chip Zdarsky, best known as writer for a lot of Batman, Spiderman and Daredevil graphic novels

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 4d

(original was called "The Petals Fall Twice")

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 4d

This wasn't AI. This was written by an actual human over a decade ago as a "page from a book that never existed"

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 4d

Square didn't need to go this hard in their extended universe

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · Feb 27

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 5d

Oh, she likes trains too?

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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 5d

Can you really call the world "ruined" if smoked cheddar Big Bite™s still exist?

Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 5d

Kefka bought me a smoked cheddar Big Bite™ so now we’re friends. Empires can be rebuilt but trust like this is rare.

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