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Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 19h

“We appreciate our caregivers.”
Cool. Try appreciating them with money. 💸

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 1d

For seven years, informal caregivers have carried others, while the State has stood still. It’s time for fairness…
Since 2018, no indexation. No adjustment. No respect for those who hold the system together 😕

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 2d

Allerhellegen starter pack:
– Flowers & Candles
– Windproof lighter
– “Oh ass dat kal”
– Family gossip at the grave 🕯️💬

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 3d

Lighting a candle is a small act — but it carries generations of meaning. Each flame reminds us that love and memory don’t disappear with time. 🕯️
#allerhellegen #allsaitsday

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 3d

That moment you realize your ‘scary vampire’ costume makes you look like a tax auditor. 🦇💼🌚

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 4d

Halloween is the one night where strangers’ doors are open, kids scream, and sugar becomes a currency more powerful than Bitcoin. 🍫💰

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 4d

Government: refers to communiqué
Public: “Cool story, but… what’s the actual plan?” 🤔

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 5d

The CNS deficit isn’t just a number — it’s a warning. We need to act before it becomes a crisis. 🚨

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 5d

Stroke is basically your brain going on strike. Every minute wasted, 1.9 million brain cells die. Time isn’t just passing, it’s vanishing. 🧠💥

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 6d

BE FAST can save lives:
B – Balance loss
E – Eyes blurred
F – Face droop
A – Arm weakness
S – Speech difficulty
T – Time to call 112
Share it. Remember it. Use it. 🧠💜
#worldstrokeday

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 6d

If “inclusive education” means teachers juggling 25 individual learning plans with no support… that’s not inclusion, that’s survival mode. 🧠🔥

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 7d

🧑🏫 Inclusion must work for everyone — students and teachers. Supporting one without the other leads to burnout, not balance.

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 7d

Every time a volunteer quits because of excessive, useless government paperwork, we all lose. This is a direct drain on our social capital. Less Red Tape, More Real Action. #Volunteering #Luxembourg

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 8d

Vun de Scouts bis an de Sportsveräin. Déi Aarbecht vum Benevolat ass onbezuelbar. De Staat muss hinnen d'Liewe méi einfach maachen. Null Toleranz fir Bürokratie, déi d'Veräiner ofwiergt! #LuxPol #Benevolat

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 8d

The human body: exists in more than two versions
Society: “Error 404: Gender not found.” 😵💫

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 9d

💜💛 Being intersex is not a choice — it’s a natural part of human diversity. Respect begins with understanding, not with judgment. #IntersexAwarenessDay

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Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 9d

Can’t fix train delays, but yes — let’s secure the skies. 🚀🚉

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 10d

Benelux Air Defence: because friendship is best when it comes with missiles. 💥🇱🇺🇧🇪🇳🇱

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 10d

Today we celebrate 80 years of the United Nations — a reminder that cooperation, not isolation, remains humanity’s best tool to face global challenges. 🌍🤝

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 11d

🇱🇺 Oh look, it's UN Day!

Fun fact: Luxembourg has been in this global group chat since 1945 and we've got 49 Luxembourgers running the show behind the scenes 👀

Not bad for a country smaller than most people's backyard, right? 💅

#UNDay

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 11d

Imagine taking care of kids all day and not knowing if you’ll have hours next week. Stability.exe not found. 💾

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 12d

“We care about our children!”… also pays their carers like Uber drivers lol

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 12d

We ban plastic straws faster than we ban chemicals in kids’ food. Priorities. 🥤🍭

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 13d

California bans synthetic food dyes. EU: “Let’s just put a warning label and hope for the best.” 🤷

Sven Clement @svenclement.bsky.social · 13d

Luxembourg Airport about to feel like Disneyland — without the fun, just the lines. 🎢