Sven Clement
@svenclement.bsky.social
Politician, Entrepreneur and Girl-Dad
Why join the navy if you can be a Pirate?
Why join the navy if you can be a Pirate?
buying overpriced "unsold assets" from developers isn't housing policy. It's a bailout. The State shouldn't be the safety net for failed speculation. Let the market correct itself. 📉🏠 #Luxembourg
December 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
buying overpriced "unsold assets" from developers isn't housing policy. It's a bailout. The State shouldn't be the safety net for failed speculation. Let the market correct itself. 📉🏠 #Luxembourg
"Dat ass eng Rettungsaktioun fir Spekulanten, bezuelt mat Steiergelder!" 🚨 D'Regierung spillt 'Bad Bank' fir Promoteuren, amplaz d'Präisser falen ze loossen. Mir soen NEE. 🏴☠️ #ChamberLu #Budget2026
December 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM
"Dat ass eng Rettungsaktioun fir Spekulanten, bezuelt mat Steiergelder!" 🚨 D'Regierung spillt 'Bad Bank' fir Promoteuren, amplaz d'Präisser falen ze loossen. Mir soen NEE. 🏴☠️ #ChamberLu #Budget2026
436 MILLION EURO. 💸 That's what we are paying in interest in 2026. We could have bought 872 homes for families with that money. Instead, we sent it to the banks. Great investment strategy... not. 📉🚫 #Budget2026
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
436 MILLION EURO. 💸 That's what we are paying in interest in 2026. We could have bought 872 homes for families with that money. Instead, we sent it to the banks. Great investment strategy... not. 📉🚫 #Budget2026
Playing Government Bingo today. 🎲 Rising Debt? -> "Polykrise!" Housing expensive? -> "Polykrise!" Fridge empty? -> "Polykrise!" It’s the perfect shield for when you have no plan. 🛡️🙄 #Budget2026 #Luxembourg
December 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Playing Government Bingo today. 🎲 Rising Debt? -> "Polykrise!" Housing expensive? -> "Polykrise!" Fridge empty? -> "Polykrise!" It’s the perfect shield for when you have no plan. 🛡️🙄 #Budget2026 #Luxembourg
Me: Can I have my tax adjustment now?
Gov: No, we have tax adjustment at home.
Tax adjustment at home: Waiting 5 years for a "reform" while inflation eats my salary. 💀
Gov: No, we have tax adjustment at home.
Tax adjustment at home: Waiting 5 years for a "reform" while inflation eats my salary. 💀
December 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Me: Can I have my tax adjustment now?
Gov: No, we have tax adjustment at home.
Tax adjustment at home: Waiting 5 years for a "reform" while inflation eats my salary. 💀
Gov: No, we have tax adjustment at home.
Tax adjustment at home: Waiting 5 years for a "reform" while inflation eats my salary. 💀
Cold progression is the government's favorite hidden tax. They let inflation raise your taxes so they can play Santa Claus later with your own money. 🎅🏼
We demand automatic indexation of tax brackets. Stop the games. 📉 #Luxembourg #Tax
We demand automatic indexation of tax brackets. Stop the games. 📉 #Luxembourg #Tax
December 19, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Cold progression is the government's favorite hidden tax. They let inflation raise your taxes so they can play Santa Claus later with your own money. 🎅🏼
We demand automatic indexation of tax brackets. Stop the games. 📉 #Luxembourg #Tax
We demand automatic indexation of tax brackets. Stop the games. 📉 #Luxembourg #Tax
Government: “We increased the benefits!”
Reality: “44% of people don’t receive them at all because the paperwork discourages them. Time for an upgrade to ‘Automatic Payment v2.0.’ 💻”
Reality: “44% of people don’t receive them at all because the paperwork discourages them. Time for an upgrade to ‘Automatic Payment v2.0.’ 💻”
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Government: “We increased the benefits!”
Reality: “44% of people don’t receive them at all because the paperwork discourages them. Time for an upgrade to ‘Automatic Payment v2.0.’ 💻”
Reality: “44% of people don’t receive them at all because the paperwork discourages them. Time for an upgrade to ‘Automatic Payment v2.0.’ 💻”
Imagine a shop where 44% of customers pay but never get their product because the receipt is too hard to read. 😰
That’s our welfare system right now. 44% non-take-up on essential aid. Automation isn't just cool tech; it's social justice.
That’s our welfare system right now. 44% non-take-up on essential aid. Automation isn't just cool tech; it's social justice.
December 18, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Imagine a shop where 44% of customers pay but never get their product because the receipt is too hard to read. 😰
That’s our welfare system right now. 44% non-take-up on essential aid. Automation isn't just cool tech; it's social justice.
That’s our welfare system right now. 44% non-take-up on essential aid. Automation isn't just cool tech; it's social justice.
Uptime is a metric, not a suggestion.
When your entire country's banking and admin depends on ONE provider, and that provider goes dark (again), you don't have a "strategy". You have a gamble.
And we just lost. Again.
#Luxembourg #DigitalFai
When your entire country's banking and admin depends on ONE provider, and that provider goes dark (again), you don't have a "strategy". You have a gamble.
And we just lost. Again.
#Luxembourg #DigitalFai
December 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Uptime is a metric, not a suggestion.
When your entire country's banking and admin depends on ONE provider, and that provider goes dark (again), you don't have a "strategy". You have a gamble.
And we just lost. Again.
#Luxembourg #DigitalFai
When your entire country's banking and admin depends on ONE provider, and that provider goes dark (again), you don't have a "strategy". You have a gamble.
And we just lost. Again.
#Luxembourg #DigitalFai
D'Regierung nennt et "Polykrise". Ech nennen et: Ausried fir näischt ze maachen. 🤷♂️ Highlights vum Budget? Spoiler: Äre Frigo bleift eidel, mee de Staat keeft onverkaafbar Luxuswunnengen. #Budget2026
December 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
D'Regierung nennt et "Polykrise". Ech nennen et: Ausried fir näischt ze maachen. 🤷♂️ Highlights vum Budget? Spoiler: Äre Frigo bleift eidel, mee de Staat keeft onverkaafbar Luxuswunnengen. #Budget2026
Government: ‘We must save the Triple A!’ 😰
Citizens: ‘Can we get affordable housing?’ 🏠
Government: ‘Have you seen our amazing rating yet?’ ✨
Citizens: ‘Can we get affordable housing?’ 🏠
Government: ‘Have you seen our amazing rating yet?’ ✨
December 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Government: ‘We must save the Triple A!’ 😰
Citizens: ‘Can we get affordable housing?’ 🏠
Government: ‘Have you seen our amazing rating yet?’ ✨
Citizens: ‘Can we get affordable housing?’ 🏠
Government: ‘Have you seen our amazing rating yet?’ ✨
📉 The government has a €1.48 billion deficit, and the priority is the ‘Triple A’?
You can’t eat a rating, and it won’t keep you warm in winter...
We need politics for people, not for Wall Street. ❌ #Budget2026
You can’t eat a rating, and it won’t keep you warm in winter...
We need politics for people, not for Wall Street. ❌ #Budget2026
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
📉 The government has a €1.48 billion deficit, and the priority is the ‘Triple A’?
You can’t eat a rating, and it won’t keep you warm in winter...
We need politics for people, not for Wall Street. ❌ #Budget2026
You can’t eat a rating, and it won’t keep you warm in winter...
We need politics for people, not for Wall Street. ❌ #Budget2026
What should Europe do with the 5% GDP?
[ ] Send to US Defense Industry 🇺🇸
[ ] Throw it in the harbor 🌊
[X] Invest in EU Tech & Jobs 🇪🇺🚀
[ ] Send to US Defense Industry 🇺🇸
[ ] Throw it in the harbor 🌊
[X] Invest in EU Tech & Jobs 🇪🇺🚀
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
What should Europe do with the 5% GDP?
[ ] Send to US Defense Industry 🇺🇸
[ ] Throw it in the harbor 🌊
[X] Invest in EU Tech & Jobs 🇪🇺🚀
[ ] Send to US Defense Industry 🇺🇸
[ ] Throw it in the harbor 🌊
[X] Invest in EU Tech & Jobs 🇪🇺🚀
Hey @USA, we remember 1773! You taught us that paying taxes/tribute without representation is a bad deal. So why are you asking for 5% of our GDP now? We’ll keep our money for our own industry, thanks. ☕️🚫 #BostonTeaParty #Sovereignty
December 15, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Hey @USA, we remember 1773! You taught us that paying taxes/tribute without representation is a bad deal. So why are you asking for 5% of our GDP now? We’ll keep our money for our own industry, thanks. ☕️🚫 #BostonTeaParty #Sovereignty
Parliament next Wednesday: ‘We passed the budget!’
Young people: ‘Great, can I buy a home now?’
Government: ‘No, but you can rent from us until retirement.’ 🤡
Young people: ‘Great, can I buy a home now?’
Government: ‘No, but you can rent from us until retirement.’ 🤡
December 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Parliament next Wednesday: ‘We passed the budget!’
Young people: ‘Great, can I buy a home now?’
Government: ‘No, but you can rent from us until retirement.’ 🤡
Young people: ‘Great, can I buy a home now?’
Government: ‘No, but you can rent from us until retirement.’ 🤡
Next week, Parliament votes on the budget. €444 million are planned to buy housing. 🏡💶
But the government forgets the most important part: enabling people to become owners.
We demand rent-to-own instead of state rent! #Mietkauf
But the government forgets the most important part: enabling people to become owners.
We demand rent-to-own instead of state rent! #Mietkauf
December 14, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Next week, Parliament votes on the budget. €444 million are planned to buy housing. 🏡💶
But the government forgets the most important part: enabling people to become owners.
We demand rent-to-own instead of state rent! #Mietkauf
But the government forgets the most important part: enabling people to become owners.
We demand rent-to-own instead of state rent! #Mietkauf
Future students: “Where do I apply?”
Programme: “404 Intake Not Found.”
Programme: “404 Intake Not Found.”
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Future students: “Where do I apply?”
Programme: “404 Intake Not Found.”
Programme: “404 Intake Not Found.”
Luxembourg’s Master in Logistics and Supply Chain Management is globally recognised, ranked 1st worldwide. 🥇
An academic programme co-developed with MIT is a national asset. Decisions about its continuity must be transparent. 🔍
An academic programme co-developed with MIT is a national asset. Decisions about its continuity must be transparent. 🔍
December 13, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Luxembourg’s Master in Logistics and Supply Chain Management is globally recognised, ranked 1st worldwide. 🥇
An academic programme co-developed with MIT is a national asset. Decisions about its continuity must be transparent. 🔍
An academic programme co-developed with MIT is a national asset. Decisions about its continuity must be transparent. 🔍
Me at the cashier: “It said 2.50 on the shelf.”
System: “Define 'said'."
System: “Define 'said'."
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Me at the cashier: “It said 2.50 on the shelf.”
System: “Define 'said'."
System: “Define 'said'."
Price accuracy is a fundamental consumer right. When shelf prices and checkout prices differ, trust in the retail sector erodes. ⚖️
December 12, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Price accuracy is a fundamental consumer right. When shelf prices and checkout prices differ, trust in the retail sector erodes. ⚖️
Developer logic: "Can't afford my overpriced box? Here, sign this contract that binds your children to my bank account."
What a generous offer. 🤡
What a generous offer. 🤡
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Developer logic: "Can't afford my overpriced box? Here, sign this contract that binds your children to my bank account."
What a generous offer. 🤡
What a generous offer. 🤡
They broke the housing market. Now they want YOU to pay for it with 50 years of debt.
Don't let them normalize slavery. 🏴☠️ #Luxembourg
Don't let them normalize slavery. 🏴☠️ #Luxembourg
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
They broke the housing market. Now they want YOU to pay for it with 50 years of debt.
Don't let them normalize slavery. 🏴☠️ #Luxembourg
Don't let them normalize slavery. 🏴☠️ #Luxembourg
If human rights were a software update, some countries would still be running the 1948 beta version. 🕹️
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If human rights were a software update, some countries would still be running the 1948 beta version. 🕹️
Human Rights Day reminds us that rights are not self-executing. Around the world, press freedom is shrinking, courts are under pressure, and minorities are targeted. Our commitment must be active, consistent, and backed by policy. 🌍
December 10, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Human Rights Day reminds us that rights are not self-executing. Around the world, press freedom is shrinking, courts are under pressure, and minorities are targeted. Our commitment must be active, consistent, and backed by policy. 🌍
Kids today: “I made 20% on crypto.”
Me at their age: trading Pokémon cards for candy 🍬
Me at their age: trading Pokémon cards for candy 🍬
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Kids today: “I made 20% on crypto.”
Me at their age: trading Pokémon cards for candy 🍬
Me at their age: trading Pokémon cards for candy 🍬