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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 2h

going to bed flushed and giggling✨💜✨

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 7h

I get to have a phone call tonight🥰

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 6h

🥰🥰🥰

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 6h

Oh damn I need to do my shot!!

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 7h

I get to have a phone call tonight🥰

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 8h

Are you challenging me to a jones off right now?

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 8h

That’s just my ongoing pinned comment from when she passed a while back but today felt right for a repost

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Reposted by Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula)

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · Jan 10

Anita Bryant is dead but the boycott of Florida citrus shall live on.

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

🫠

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

I really need a more concrete timeline on this whole “getting kissed” situation because the anticipation is getting low key debilitating,,

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

Oh,,

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

So you could say that your last trip to Sweden was for the explicit purpose of romancing dark haired Swedish women?

a man in a suit and tie says as far as i 'm concerned that 's the irish sweepstakes

Alt: Bob odenkirk in a suit and tie says “as far as i 'm concerned that 's the irish sweepstakes” while raising his brow with tears in his eyes he looks genuinely very emotional

media.tenor.com

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

and what color was her hair?

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah like I’m sure that’s not uncommon for people who have spent some time in Sweden. Tell me, what were you doing the last time you thought about taking a flight to Sweden?

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

I didn’t mean anything like that! I’m not trying to insinuate,, it’s just an observation I’m making about your extensive history regarding all that interest you’ve expressed in the past and the present and ongoing interest you express towards women of Swedish extraction for going on 10 years now.✨💖✨

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

I might need a bigger basket

Me in a blue gingham dress with cream petticoat and basket purse which holds up a set of dark red heels I’m pulling away from the other side of my neck I also have dark hair worn back a cream cardigan and sunglasses

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

So I’m realizing i have an outfit that reads as Dorothy from the wizard of Oz and I think it maybe goes kinda hard but idk.. not sure if makeup would make it read less Dorothy and I think if I actually braid my hair it will read as pippi long stocking

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

I might need a bigger basket

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

You’re forgetting the other 38% where you’re a delightful weirdo with a thing for Swedish women!!

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

Among other things!!

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

So I’m realizing i have an outfit that reads as Dorothy from the wizard of Oz and I think it maybe goes kinda hard but idk.. not sure if makeup would make it read less Dorothy and I think if I actually braid my hair it will read as pippi long stocking

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

Halloween costume decided

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

See! this is exactly the sort of banter everyone misses when you’re gone!

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

I believe in you!!💖

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

I see you’re unfamiliar with my game..

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

But I just said it’s not alowwwed!!!
Who could have foreseen this rapid deterioration of our social mores??😫

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