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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula)

@sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social

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She/Her🏳️‍⚧️ Queer/Lesbian✨ 30 or 40 years old 🪭🐦‍⬛🥟🧺🧫📻🕯️🔞

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · Jan 10

Anita Bryant is dead but the boycott of Florida citrus shall live on.

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 3h

Sam’s a good pick but I’m gonna go with Mr. Brady in The Brady Bunch movie.

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 6h

Take care of yourself too & feel lots better real soon✨

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 6h

Takes less effort and looks nicer to get seed native flowers in there that are capable of seeding themselves. I get bees now that i didn’t even know existed

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 6h

Not exactly but I will be getting called bunny a lot so not a bad guess.

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 6h

Statuesque✨

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 6h

just checked and it looks like I should expect to be ravished by marauding scoundrels in as little as 3 to 5 business days

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 7h

Girlies possess great wisdom

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 7h

I’m so sorry to hear that dear, do you have people to talk to?

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 8h

Oh I just absolutely love it!!!

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 8h

whenever that happens/whenever I’m ignored I just assume they haven’t seen my tummy✨

Me wearing jeans and a striped tee shirt +zip up worn open my tummy looks very nice💖

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 9h

🥹

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 9h

Y’all really think I have what it takes to be a kept woman made subject to the jealous ridicule of her social betters?🥺🥰

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 10h

It gets so loud in the spring and summer evenings for me now,, like just a wall of sound with whirrs and chirps in every direction

Emerald green Katydid the size of my hand

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 10h

you were ultimately responsible for building that network of support. Amid all the other emotions you’re feeling right now, I hope you give yourself a minute to just be proud of yourself for how far you’ve come💜

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 12h

Oh, so like they’re just gonna suspend payments to any vendor with an iron in the fire?

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 15h

Current arc

bedupolker
LAWFULLY FEMME
makeup level: 200
-looks nice in a balgown
-intimitating. only
shows her soft side to cuts and small, rabbits
laktylike but dom 100%
LAWFULLY NEUTRAL
- honorable sports gal
probably will live
to be 140
-mentor figure to the young
has a dark side that only comes Out at wild parties
LAWFULLY BUTCH
hud an unrequited girl crush in high school, so she became the unrequited girl crush
- pantsuit ceo
- makes happly. married women
themselves
probably has
12 or 16 lovers
CHAOTIC FEMME
NEUTRAL FEMME
-had straight As in high school but leamed to tuse fun in college once got drunk off of a shirty temple)
- pure, should bo protected
- ditzy ut time
- hip n trendly
no
- not like other girls
The lovechild of pastel and gore aesthetic
- only watches the good animes
- secretly a witch and/oc
evill
-can be your ungle or
yuor devil
TRUF
RAL
- hus euten nothing but
221 piolets vinyd recor
- might be an urt
student
- hans a siw blog
yust wants
maybe a
liberal revoluti
CHAOTIC NEUTRAL
,- the onty real gamer girt
• almost makes league of legends look cool (ALMOST)
- watches bad anime
sells illicit memes behind the dumpster
discovered she was gay from Exeiyaoi fanfic in micle schoo
NEUTRAL
BUTCH
Start here
are you a boy or a girt?
probably raised
by wolves
Keeps local thrift store in bunness with bulk purchases of plaid hannel
CHAOTIC BUTCH
punk/grunge/misc. scer
involving bluck, spikes, not showening
- once took a cool selfie in front of a motoreycle that wusnt
hers
- represses emotions
deep down just wants to be dominated by lawfally femme
I’m all over the place on it

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 16h

I used to get a few clean washcloths and a thing of hot water so I could change compresses out quickly but it’s still probably more time consuming than the microwave packs. Hope you feel better soon

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 16h

And to you sister

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 16h

Whatever it might be I’ll be wishing you the best. Hope you come through alright💜

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 16h

That’s a tough one but maybe try to make yourself ready for any possible outcome. Even if you’re weren’t trying to have that conversation it might happen anyway. Most people like that sort of organically left my life over time, even ones I’d hoped to keep. I think I’m better for their absence.

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 17h

So they find a nonsense study and can say to themselves “oh of course the common pleb doesn’t understand the price our premium product necessitates”… that’s how you get one of the largest food distributors in the world marketing potatoes as a luxury good

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 17h

price gouging caught up to Pepsi stock and frito-lay is still the most profitable area of the company.

If the shareholders want sales to go up but won’t consider the possibility they made things too expensive, they just have someone dust off old numbers til they can justify their position.

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 18h

I would put no faith in ANY of the claims being put forward in the redesign coverage.

The most outrageous is “the biggest redesign in 100 year’s” which is just plainly untrue on its face.

only slightly less outrageous is this idea that lays is making a change by putting a real potato on the bag..

A chart showing that lays has had at least three package redesigns more notable and had potatoes on the bag since 2007

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Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

really some of the best television of the year like genuinely funny and compelling in a way that I dont find often with superheroes

Spookiest Beatrice🏳️‍⚧️(The Hunt for Dracula) @sweetestbeatrice.bsky.social · 1d

oh i love 'em, a little reactive and grouchy sometimes and they'll just tear apart anything you put in front of them sometimes but overall a pretty darn likable critter

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