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Irreverent & Mediocre. Probably further left than you Leftist atheist supporter of the gay trans communist agenda. The Holy Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social The Many Faces @portraitsofjesus.bsky.social The Backup @sweetjesus3000-bu.bsky.social

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · Feb 9

👇👇THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS 👇👇

“…spending lots of time online posting about what people in power are saying and doing is not going to accomplish anything. If anything, it’s exactly what they want”

www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...

You Can’t Post Your Way Out of Fascism

Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them, Janus Rose writes.

www.404media.co

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 17m

My Top 3 vacation destinations are all communist lol:

1. China
2. Vietnam
3. Cuba

I’ve been to Cuba 3X. I love & will always want to return.
I was in Beijing once, but decades ago. It’s very different now.
Vietnam is the total mystery

(Of course I must wait until I can afford vacations again)

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2h

“Have your AI assistant call my AI assistant”

I guess that’s where we are now, isn’t it?

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10h

New PFP

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 1d

Maxime must be an immigrant then, because nobody likes him

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 1d

The plagiarized tweet

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 1d

OH. MY. GOD. 🤦🏻

I was really hoping this was from a parody account, like the earlier tweet from Three Year Letterman below, and not the actual state department, but, alas….

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 1d

It’s finally gotten chilly out there.
Dammit I’m not ready to start wearing a coat yet!

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NotAllFunnyandgames @ginamyhill-jones.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, we always blame the one who initiated the divorce.
This relationship was abusive… so yeah, we want a divorce.
Go away.

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 1d

“Canada’s Boycott America Movement Is Hurting Innocent Bystanders”

Take it up with your president & the congresspeople who support him.

And hey @cnn.com ,a better headline would have been:

“Trump’s Trade Destruction Policies Are Hurting Innocent Bystanders”
#BuyCanadian #BoycottUSA
#Canada 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Canada’s boycott America movement is hurting innocent bystanders | CNN Business

Virginia Distillery CEO Gareth Moore was bullish on his company’s American single malt whisky sales north of the border when 2025 kicked off.

www.cnn.com

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 1d

Canada’s boycott America movement is hurting innocent bystanders | CNN Business

Virginia Distillery CEO Gareth Moore was bullish on his company’s American single malt whisky sales north of the border when 2025 kicked off.

www.cnn.com

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 1d

Billionaire’s Bunker is the new Money Heist.
Must be from the same people.

a woman in a red hoodie is making a funny face in a netflix advertisement .

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

“The Smiling Faces of Antifa” in retail sales is a disgusting, mocking statement from modernity.
#Antifa #Greed #Mockery

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

They’re going to Vegas too?

Then yeah. They’ll get it.

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

It’s been a few years now since the Raiders moved to Nevada. I’m surprised they haven’t won a Super Bowl already. I figured that would come quick after the move to Vegas.
#Raiders #Vegas #NFL #SuperBowl #Football

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

There’s little that’s more despicable than dishonesty and corruption from health services.

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Antifa Snack Coordinator, yeah 🎶FDT🎶 @waffa.bsky.social · 2d

@charlesornstein.bsky.social

Look into a lovely little "rehab company" in SoCal called 55 Silver and its wonderful CEO...

There's a good story to research and follow as they deal with lawsuits and possibly indictments

Charles Ornstein @charlesornstein.bsky.social · 2d

Drug Rehabs Lure In Patients for Insurance Money—Then Leave Them on the Street

Operators promise high-end treatment, help addicts sign up for insurance then pile on charges for little in return, say former patients and insurers.

www.wsj.com

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

New PFP

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

Move to Canada.
Even the $25 for 6 months travel insurance we pick up for trips to the US has better no-hassle coverage than many American health plans.
Pretty sad state of affairs down there.

ProPublica @propublica.org · 2d

Few patients appeal a health insurance denial, but a little-known process that requires insurers and plans to seek an independent opinion can force insurers to pay for what can be lifesaving treatment.

Here’s what experts say you need to know.

How to Fight Your Health Insurance Denial with an External Appeal

When a health insurer refuses to pay for your treatment, you may have the right to have the denial reviewed — and potentially overturned — by an independent provider. Here are six steps experts sugges...

www.propublica.org

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

Move to Canada.
Even the $25 for 6 months travel insurance we pick up for trips to the US has better no-hassle coverage than many American health plans.
Pretty sad state of affairs down there.

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

“Knowing you can always count on me, for sure
That’s what friends are for”

What’s that like?
Seriously, I’d like to know.

That's What Friends Are For (Official Video)

YouTube video by DionneWarwickVEVO

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

Will the new health-conscious-woke maga oppose a ban on non-stick just because it's California implementing it?

Probably, but this is something that should have been passed decades ago, for the health of all.

"(There are) really good options for alternatives and it's really just cooking technique"

As California moves to ban non-stick pans, culinary experts say British Columbians should consider the same | CBC News

As you’re pulling out pots and pans to cook Thanksgiving dinner this weekend, some culinary experts are warning Canadians about the pitfalls of a common, convenient tool you might be turning to: non-s...

www.cbc.ca

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

New Banner

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

Been posting about baseball a lot these past few days (like 4 or 5 posts), and I’ve been getting blocked like crazy!

The anti-baseball OR anti-Blue Jays OR anti-Mariners people are really touchy!

a man in a black shirt is talking to someone and saying `` calm down a bit '' .

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

Looking like the Jays will fall in the opener. Bottom of the 9th
#Mariners #BlueJays #ALCS #Baseball #MLB

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

I repeat

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 18d

You know that Hegseth meeting with the military brass is about putting troops on your streets, right?
Combined with rounding up the Antifa “terrorists,” most likely.

If you know people in the service, I suggest you talk to them & remind about ethics & morality, their real duty & the constitution

a black and white drawing of a boy with the words antifa rocks written on it

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