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Irreverent & Mediocre. Probably further left than you Leftist atheist supporter of the gay trans communist agenda. The Holy Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social The Many Faces @portraitsofjesus.bsky.social The Backup @sweetjesus3000-bu.bsky.social

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 4d

One for the trolls! Wow your friends! Laugh at the fascists!
#Obama #trump #Nobel #Halloween #Costume

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 15h

lol America will now have a foreign military presence on their soil 🤦🏻

“US Announces It Will Allow Qatar To Build An Air Force Facility In Idaho”

US announces it will allow Qatar to build an Air Force facility in Idaho | CNN Politics

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced on Friday that the US will allow Qatar to build an Air Force facility at Mountain Home Air Force Base in Idaho, which will host Qatari F-15 fighter jets and...

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 15h

Broke my heart. That team was SO UNBELIEVABLE. They were PERFECT. Their victory was an absolute LOCK

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 15h

I still have my Expos clown hat!

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 15h

The Blue Jays are the only good thing about Toronto

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 15h

Well of course, who could forget this?
It’s just that the Mariners are the only team I ever get to actually go see lol

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 15h

I’m totally torn. Toronto is Canada’s team, obviously, but Seattle has always been “my team” since they’re so close (I’m in Vancouver)

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 15h

New PFP

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 15h

YIPPEEEEEE!

My two favourite teams are in the ALCS!
I don’t know who to cheer for!
The perfect series! Either way, “my team” is headed to the World Series!
#GoMarinersGo #GoBlueJaysGo #ALCS #MLB #Seattle #Toronto #Baseball #Mariners #BlueJays #IWinEitherWay

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 16h

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Hart Cunningham @hpsc24.bsky.social · 16h

What the USA thinks it's #1 in (and its actual rankings):
Life Expectancy: 46th
FreePress: 42nd
Healthcare: 30th
Education: 26th
Happiness: 23rd
Freedom: 17th
What the USA is #1 in:
Military Spending
Number of Billionaires
Incarceration
Bankruptcy filings
Medical debt
Gun deaths

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 16h

Like famine or a plague of locusts

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 16h

In case anyone wondered how it went

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 17h

*made for

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 17h

I sensed that. That’s why I posted it. All part of my seduction plan.
I’m rewriting it though…

L is for the way you lust after me
U is for ur flesh sans clothing, so free
S is very very very sexy
T is…can’t think anymore, way too horny

Like it?

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 1d

“More Worth Saving”

Maybe I’ll get that tattooed on my forehead.
It’s like a DNR kinda.

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 1d

L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very,very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore can
LOVE

Frank Sinatra - L.O.V.E. (lyrics)

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 1d

I’m very very sick

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

That’s some good stuff right there
#Vegan 🌱

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

Season Opener Tonight!
#Canucks #Flames #GoCanucksGo #FuckTheFlames #CalgarySucks #Hockey #NHL

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

New PFP

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

If they wind up playing the Seattle Mariners, I won’t know who to cheer for

I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

It’s been 9 years since the Blue Jays last appeared in the ALCS.
And they’re on their way back now after taking out the Yankees in four !
#GoTorontoGo #BlueJays #MLB #Baseball #FUYankees

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 2d

“Water Enhancers”

We used to just call it “Kool-Aid”

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 3d

Any time a potential act comes up in conversation that you don’t think the American government would ever do, go back and check America’s history.

What you will find is that they have done it before…and probably will again.
#Murica

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 The Man of Your Erotic Dreams @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 4d

It’s almost Halloween!
#StephenMillerIsAFascist #Halloween

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