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Oh well- here we are again, on the Lost Light. Taking order after order until the day is done, lock up, catch some charge and start again. We’re exploring the cosmos, it’s a long journey ahead of us— but we’re going to make it! { Continue … }
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disclaimer : not starscream’s actual tears
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here at swerve’s you can order starscream’s rusty tears! just something about seeing that decepticon cry is * so sweet!
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windy. LET ME BEAT UP GOLDBUG SHAKING MY CAGE
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rodimus and hotshot will be getting one free round of drinks ☝️
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windy. get his ass get his ass get his ass GET HIS ASS
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windy. to the tree that just threw a pinecone at me FUCK YOU
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( ten ain’t following allthat )
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( JAW DROPPED— what the HELL. ) TEN! ( BIG GUY INCOMING! getaway get OUT )
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windy. swerve might need a drink after this
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( this is the worst this is the worst, he doesn’t sound as firm as he WANTS. what the helly. )
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( oh wow— oh boy, step back— that customer smile has faltered. he has to be stern, c’mon swerve stand up for yourself! )

well i’m sorry, but i can’t do that— again you could end up in medbay, or crash- it’s our responsibility as bartender’s to make sure that doesn’t happen.
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windy. SOBBING AND SHAKING IN MY BOOTS, I CAAANT SUNDER
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windy. windswerve and lemonswerve tagteaming the bar
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it’s got engex in it, just not as high— i can’t chance sending you to medbay over a few drinks.

( nervous laughter, sunder is terrifying! ) the bar is open everyday, can always do more drinking right?

( yeah okay, he shouldn’t have caved to getaway’s provocations! )
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( he didn’t put any alcohol with getaway’s drink and judging by the reactions, getaway didn’t notice it. )

you’re getting cut off— ( and now to sunder. ) you should take it easy, you’ve been swaying since you down it.
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hes cutting down the alcohol though buddy you need to take it easy
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windy. SUNDERS WAS REGULAR NOT MOCKTAIL MY BAD MY BAD