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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Sep 3

i HeArD yOu ThE FiRsT tiMe, AlRiGhT ?!?!?!?!?????? ? ? ? ? 😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 25

wHUH ? ?
SO IS TEAM TEEBFLY A NO GO THEN

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 25

stormfly , we are RIZZING . we are RIZZLERS .

( WE ? ? )

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 25

stormfly , can you remix the song to have it say that ?

( still dancing ? ? )

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 25

i think you're really cool by the way

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 25

oh yeah , jazz ! this is nice !

( STARTS DANCING )

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 25

wait , hang on , i got a stupid grubhub ad . . . at least they' re not the scary dancing people . . i-

stormfly . . i think i got a virus :^( .

( trying to usher his friend back to their private public huddle, showing flappy birds on his phone )

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 25

WaITEAITWAITWAITWAIIT ,
EEEEEK --
STORMFLY ! ! !

ASK HIM HOW MUCH HE LIFTS. THAT' S MASCULINE . && THEN WHATEVER NUMBER HE SAYS . . TELL HIM I CAN LIFT TEN TIMES THA-
WAIT . I CAN GET THE CALCULATOR APP OUT , I' LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I' M REA-

READY !!

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 25

.... . . .
appease him ?

( acting like jazz is an Aztec diety ? ? )

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 25

. . . .
. . . . stormfly . . .
do you think . . he likes our music . . .

( leaning down , whispering but still yelling , like jazz isn' t right there , actively participating in their conversation )

you' re really good at that stuff . . can you lioke . .

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 25

. . does he even have optics ?
i'm not judging if he doesn't- iF i SHOW MY OPTICS, WILL YOU SHOW YOURS ? ? wait. don' t just blurt that out. you'll sound WEIRD. don' t be WEIRD in front of JAZZ.
jazz is so cool . ...

. . .

YOU 'RE SO COOL , JAZZ !!!!!!

💭 stupidstupidSTUPID ! !

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 25

wE' re lioke ! officia-
. . i have a badge ! !
i have - a lot of . . ethic committee . . badges . .
..becausenooneelsereallyknowsaboutu-

JAZZ ! !

💭 OMPOMPOMPOMP it's JAZZ. HE 'S TALKING . ABOUT ME . TO ME. HE'S ? IS HE DISAPPOINTED ? I CAN' T TELL. i wonder what color optics he has

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 25

w-well , there 's, you know , lioke - not lioke . . a lotta bots on it. . . But- but that ' s okay though because you know lioke... mecha are busy && not everybot wants to . . squabble over . . how to uh. ... fight .. fair . . when death is unfair but uh th-

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 25

YEAAH ! ! you know , i mean , it ' s not . . . Lioke . . the largest . .. there's only lioke . . Three people .. on the committee.. BuT I' M LIOKE. BIG. SO. it makes THE COMMITTEE LOOK BIG .
but YEAH- YOU KNOW. LIOKE.

it' s pretty Awesome 😎 .
i' m awesome

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 25

NAWWT THAT ANYBOT MENTIONED , BUT INCASE ANYBOT FORGOT , I AM A PROUD CORE MEMBER OF THE ETHICS COMMITTEE !
SORREE TO INTERRUPT . . .

just thought . .
..... . . incase anybot was wondering . .
. . .
um.
i got a Badge -

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 16

sorry . practicing self love

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 16

stupid sexy trailbreaker

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Aug 2

cuddling an entire ship' s supply of energex in his sleep , truck engine revving rumbling little purrs as he rubs his face against the barrel .
a thigh hoisted && thoroughly hooked across it , arms hugging it tightly to his koala wrap .

making happy , sleepy little noises

‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Jul 27

you guys Both should be cut off .

all competition && blunder && bluster aside .
you dudes need a safe escort to berth.
maybe even the medbay--
after all this . .

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Jul 27

this is kind of getting concerning .
especially if they' re so. like. i mean. the Drinks- && stuff.
aren't the . . Most trustworthy of sourced concoctions.. you know ?
but they're just being piled on by slushed up pride, like .

you know, like-
ethically . .

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Jul 27

. . i' m Allll one for some friendly competition (<- lies guy who is lazy & nonconfrontational),
&& i know it's like-
fun && all . . to see. like.
. . not the nicest of mechs like.
not be all composed && . Like.
capable of meanness cause of it.. && stuff, but - like-

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Jul 27

BRAiNSTORM-- ? ? ?
WOAH , WAIT .
IS THAT LIKE. APPROVED . THOUGH. LIKE. CERTIFIABLY - LIKE. LEGAL . THOUGH, CAUSE, LIKE . WELL. YOU KNOW.
. .uh. BRAiNSTORM ? ?

&& LIKE. WHO WERE THE POSITIVE SOURCES WHO SAID YES TO THIS ? ?
&& ARE WE
POSITIVE
THEY'RE ALL OKAY .

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Jul 27

i don' t really Know things . .
but i' ll Say them

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Jul 27

so, like, BOOM! && like- yeah, like-

honestly , i.
i don' t really know what i'm talking about here. i'm just kinda spitballing . .
figured i kinda had to say.. like.. something . .
considering i like.
practically live in the bar. So. um.
like.
anyway , dudes-

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‎‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ‎ ‎‎‎ trails. @v1rtuousv1ce.bsky.social · Jul 27

i think HE thinks it's weak because you're like the size of an ant, so , like, maybe, just maybe, bro, he's like. Underestimating you. && your liquid strength . because of your diminutive size.
HOWEVER. .ants are like.
SUPER TOUGH , RIOGHT? SO. LIOKE.
CONUDRUM !

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