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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 26m

"Ooooh, a #girlmom could neeeever understand what I, a #boymom, goes thru, ooooh, my son(s) are so messy and crazyyyyy" Lady, I got one of each and they both keep trying to burn the house down and eat rocks, wtf are you TALKING ABOUT????

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 11d

Watchin #Moomins 1969 with the kids. This is the best.

Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 19d

Goddammit, I am BUSY, Robert, I can’t just sit around occupied by salacious thoughts of Lee Pace!

Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 20d

Who tf are Ban and Dill???

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Will Graham's Boxers @gramgramsboxers.bsky.social · 28d

Interviewer: when did you realize you felt something for one another?

(This interview is 110% real. I authenticated it myself)

#Hannibal #Hannigram #HannibalLecter #WillGraham

That's easy to answer. I knew I felt something the very first time we met in Jack's office.

For me it had to be when he jumped in the back of that ambulance and ripped off his suit jacket like some sort of strip tease.

Then made direct eye context with me while he was performing emergency surgery with his hands inside someone's abdominal cavity.

That kind of thing does something to a man.

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 27d

Not to be An Old, but wtf is a #performativemale? Are we just making up dudes to be mad at now? Are you guys not already worried about the fascists?

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 27d

"Astrology is just biological essentialism with more steps" really blew the doors and windows out of my brain.

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · 29d

There are #TwoWolves inside of me. Oh God, Oh God! Help! Someone please call 911. How did this happen? Oh God, THEY'RE DIGGIN THEIR WAY OUT, THEY’RE GETTINGOUTOHGODGODGOD

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · Sep 29

#Halloween is for queers, girls, and other assorted freaks. Homophobes, TERFs, and other bummers not allowed.

Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · Sep 29

IT'S #HALLOWEEN Movie time!

Today's viewing: #Nosferatu (2024)

Why is it a Halloween Movie?: Vampires, rats, rotting corpses, period piece, blood, gay, horny, religious iconography, magic, Willem Dafoe.

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Xiran Jay Zhao @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social · Sep 26

Born to watch the cave entrance at night, stuck living as a dysfunctional modern human 😔

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · Sep 26

This is a #CallOut post for my wife who, despite being a highly accomplished engineer, has not yet made me dishes that wash themselves, water that is less splashy, or a teleporter. Wtf is that degree even for???

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · Sep 24

There are #TwoWolves inside of me. They were not very tasty.

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · Sep 24

There are #TwoWolves inside of me. There are infinite wolves inside me. I am boundless, eternal, and all consuming. There's also a 7-11.

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · Sep 23

There are #TwoWolves inside me. Actually, there are 15 wolves inside me. I am North Carolina's Albemarle Peninsula.

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · Sep 23

WE CAN GO NICHER

Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · Sep 23

There are #TwoWolves inside of me. I am zoo that's part of a SSP for wolves. Hopefully there will soon be more wolves inside of me.

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · Sep 23

There are #TwoWolves inside me. I am a mecha in a furry anime.

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · Sep 23

There are #TwoWolves inside of me. This #werewolf romantasy just got real kinky.

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · Sep 22

There are #TwoWolves inside of me. I have died while hiking in the wilderness and they are eating my intestines.

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · Sep 16

The only item on my To Do List is "Lounge whorishly" and thus far I am AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · Sep 13

EAT PUSSAAAAAAAY

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · Sep 10

Everyone look my kitty cat and her little footprints in the blanket. #cats

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Pumpkit Spicey @dreadkithulhu.bsky.social · Sep 6

Who's the villain and who's the hero in your marriage?

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Switchback Hyperloop @switchloop.bsky.social · Sep 7

These 2 dudes from #Roku City look like the Seme and Uke from that one yaoi meme. #OohMarinerSama #MmmBravesChan ( #baseball fujoshis, is this accurate? Idk anything about baseball, much less who tops)