Switchback Hyperloop
@switchloop.bsky.social
Queer parent, zookeeper, several thousand scorpions in trenchcoat.
Fill a traffic cone with yaoi and yuri manga, call it the Porn-u-Copia. Thank u, goodnight.
December 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Fill a traffic cone with yaoi and yuri manga, call it the Porn-u-Copia. Thank u, goodnight.
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
God, I love #DepecheMode. Such range. They got horny goth-cowboy yearning with 'Personal Jesus', and then they turn around with 'I Just Can't Get Enough', a song made entirely of cartoon soubd effects.
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
God, I love #DepecheMode. Such range. They got horny goth-cowboy yearning with 'Personal Jesus', and then they turn around with 'I Just Can't Get Enough', a song made entirely of cartoon soubd effects.
Who tf are Ban and Dill???
October 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Who tf are Ban and Dill???
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Interviewer: when did you realize you felt something for one another?
(This interview is 110% real. I authenticated it myself)
#Hannibal #Hannigram #HannibalLecter #WillGraham
(This interview is 110% real. I authenticated it myself)
#Hannibal #Hannigram #HannibalLecter #WillGraham
October 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Interviewer: when did you realize you felt something for one another?
(This interview is 110% real. I authenticated it myself)
#Hannibal #Hannigram #HannibalLecter #WillGraham
(This interview is 110% real. I authenticated it myself)
#Hannibal #Hannigram #HannibalLecter #WillGraham
Not to be An Old, but wtf is a #performativemale? Are we just making up dudes to be mad at now? Are you guys not already worried about the fascists?
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Not to be An Old, but wtf is a #performativemale? Are we just making up dudes to be mad at now? Are you guys not already worried about the fascists?
"Astrology is just biological essentialism with more steps" really blew the doors and windows out of my brain.
October 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"Astrology is just biological essentialism with more steps" really blew the doors and windows out of my brain.
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. Oh God, Oh God! Help! Someone please call 911. How did this happen? Oh God, THEY'RE DIGGIN THEIR WAY OUT, THEY’RE GETTINGOUTOHGODGODGOD
October 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. Oh God, Oh God! Help! Someone please call 911. How did this happen? Oh God, THEY'RE DIGGIN THEIR WAY OUT, THEY’RE GETTINGOUTOHGODGODGOD
#Halloween is for queers, girls, and other assorted freaks. Homophobes, TERFs, and other bummers not allowed.
September 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
#Halloween is for queers, girls, and other assorted freaks. Homophobes, TERFs, and other bummers not allowed.
IT'S #HALLOWEEN Movie time!
Today's viewing: #Nosferatu (2024)
Why is it a Halloween Movie?: Vampires, rats, rotting corpses, period piece, blood, gay, horny, religious iconography, magic, Willem Dafoe.
Today's viewing: #Nosferatu (2024)
Why is it a Halloween Movie?: Vampires, rats, rotting corpses, period piece, blood, gay, horny, religious iconography, magic, Willem Dafoe.
September 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
IT'S #HALLOWEEN Movie time!
Today's viewing: #Nosferatu (2024)
Why is it a Halloween Movie?: Vampires, rats, rotting corpses, period piece, blood, gay, horny, religious iconography, magic, Willem Dafoe.
Today's viewing: #Nosferatu (2024)
Why is it a Halloween Movie?: Vampires, rats, rotting corpses, period piece, blood, gay, horny, religious iconography, magic, Willem Dafoe.
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Born to watch the cave entrance at night, stuck living as a dysfunctional modern human 😔
September 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Born to watch the cave entrance at night, stuck living as a dysfunctional modern human 😔
This is a #CallOut post for my wife who, despite being a highly accomplished engineer, has not yet made me dishes that wash themselves, water that is less splashy, or a teleporter. Wtf is that degree even for???
September 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This is a #CallOut post for my wife who, despite being a highly accomplished engineer, has not yet made me dishes that wash themselves, water that is less splashy, or a teleporter. Wtf is that degree even for???
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. They were not very tasty.
September 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. They were not very tasty.
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. There are infinite wolves inside me. I am boundless, eternal, and all consuming. There's also a 7-11.
September 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. There are infinite wolves inside me. I am boundless, eternal, and all consuming. There's also a 7-11.
There are #TwoWolves inside me. Actually, there are 15 wolves inside me. I am North Carolina's Albemarle Peninsula.
September 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
There are #TwoWolves inside me. Actually, there are 15 wolves inside me. I am North Carolina's Albemarle Peninsula.
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. I am zoo that's part of a SSP for wolves. Hopefully there will soon be more wolves inside of me.
September 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. I am zoo that's part of a SSP for wolves. Hopefully there will soon be more wolves inside of me.
There are #TwoWolves inside me. I am a mecha in a furry anime.
September 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
There are #TwoWolves inside me. I am a mecha in a furry anime.
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. This #werewolf romantasy just got real kinky.
September 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. This #werewolf romantasy just got real kinky.
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. I have died while hiking in the wilderness and they are eating my intestines.
September 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. I have died while hiking in the wilderness and they are eating my intestines.
The only item on my To Do List is "Lounge whorishly" and thus far I am AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.
September 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The only item on my To Do List is "Lounge whorishly" and thus far I am AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.
EAT PUSSAAAAAAAY
September 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
EAT PUSSAAAAAAAY
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Who's the villain and who's the hero in your marriage?
September 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Who's the villain and who's the hero in your marriage?