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@swolecialism.bsky.social

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i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · Sep 19

people sometimes ask me, bluesky user swolecialism.bsky.social, what exactly is Swolecialism? well, the theory is sometimes complex but this is praxis:

vice news article: "These Two Brides Completed A Tandem Deadlift During Their Wedding Ceremony" subhead "Individually, we are strong, capable women, but together we are stronger" and then a picture of two women in wedding dresses doing a tandem deadlift (with two side spotters)

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 1h

Well, canonically all those dudes survive. Maybe theyre getting kickbacks from the local hospitals

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 1h

Congratulations, fellas, you spent millions of dollars to make a BAR that only weighs 15lbs instead of 19

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 1h

The Russians pretended like they were gonna actually give their guys plates and everybody loses their mind

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 1h

Im still in awe that sig sold them a $4/shot bimetallic hotshot cartridge that is too hot to even train with, using all kinds of handloader horseshit, all to replicate the performance of .30-06 but a few mm shorter

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 1h

"Fuck it, we're doing Sep 5"

🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 2h

You will never convince me they didn't do the whole M17 thing because it looked more butch than the Beretta

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 2h

How many Abrams replacements have they tried for? Six?

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 2h

Seeing dudes try to step to the menswear guy makes me understand better the mentality of the regular Street Punks who keep hassling Kiryu in Act 3 of every Yakuza game when hes got all the abilities unlocked

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 2h

You can just share my video from me instead of sharing a screen recording of my video from a content farm account that isn’t on the scene btw.

amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 12h

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 2h

If you follow an anarchist, the good ones inevitably lead you to a first rate used book store

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 2h

How on earth has the navy been so bad at this for so long

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 2h

Ramirez! Crack those cold ones!

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 3h

Ramirez! Secure that beautiful bean footage!

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 5h

This account is for Big Bean posting (eating butter beans)

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 5h

Choose them by lot from every law school in the country

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 6h

Prior to 1995 they only had Vibes Levels

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 6h

We love a Budget Rivendell here at swolecialism posting industries

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 6h

Hell yeagh

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 6h

Was he? His dad was Lutheran

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 6h

Theres something interesting about the fact that the most irreligious asshole who ever lived is reverting to his childhood lutheranism in extremis

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 7h

Doocy: Does this help get you into heaven?

Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 6h

Its honestly really weird to me that people will get mad at the simple statement of fact "the FAA will send you to big kid jail for shining lasers at airplanes"

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · Mar 18

i will never acknowledge a mute list because i am a sovereign and free person and there's a fringe on that flag, your honor. the law of the sea says you have to look at my posts

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 8h

Also, a Cajun Jewish grandmother would be one of the most intensely powerful people on earth

🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 8h

Im too dumb for some of this advanced racism shit

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 8h

Man I skipped right past all that and had a delightful time imagining going to temple where everybody speaks Cajun

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