Swordie
@swordie.bsky.social
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Yeah, I'm that milkybois guy from the forbidden bird app! Hi! I draw dudes with their abs out most of the time. Lots of sketches and memes to be found here. Consult your physician before consuming. 27, she/her, ace. 🇺🇸🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈✊🏿
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Working on tabletop maps is so hard bruh
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He's been redesigned :)
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Pants are NOT ALLOWED!!!
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I'm in the mood to try to design more bikini boys. Can yall give me some objects to use as inspiration? :,)
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He's been redesigned :)
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Bro making fictional games / alternate reality games / unreleased games is so fcking cool, if I made any I too would go full-on delusional about it
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN "CAN'T FIND AN INSTANCE OF VISUAL STUDIO" YOU BLIND SON OF A *BITCH*
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I still think mimes are cute. It's the kind of cuteness that makes me wanna scratch em behind the ears
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Drew up some S.T.A.L.K.E.R factions... but they're bikini-fied <:3c
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More bikini-fied S.T.A.L.K.E.R factions!
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Man I miss making slutty man designs. I should fix that.
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grindagoat.bsky.social
put men this hot into real games and not just gacha please
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Good god I have to attend another baby shower can people STOP MULTIPLYING for like FIVE SECONDSSS
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catacalypto.bsky.social
sorry! I locked in but on the wrong thing
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neongrey.bsky.social
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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"If it's okay with me, can you let me draw lovey-dovey lovey-dovey sex [of your OCs]? I like it so much!"

Oh my GOD. Take all of my money. ALL of it.
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Update: Getting done with The Haar. I like the fact that the protagonist is a granny rather than a strapping highschooler. Man the billionaire and his goons are such pieces of shit lmao. This is a book where you cheer for the horrific monster as they're eating people in horrible, horrible ways
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I need to read The Terror after finishing My Sister, The Serial Killer along with The Haar...
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And yes, I'm using "Harry Potter stan" as a stand-in for certain demographics.

I'm sorry, but I don't think highly of people who want to feel their childhood nostalgia and fandom at the expense of literal human lives. I value my trans friends more than being able to enjoy a game or fanfic.
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I really, really don't like it when someone uses political incorrectness as a quick hint for "you're supposed to not like this guy". It isn't even because I'm not a Harry Potter stan and whatnot. It's because I genuinely think people can do better with making someone fucked up using other methods.
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Have yall ever made a BBEG so apparently effective that every single convo ends with the players talking about how they hate him? 🤣

I haven't even done the villain shorthand aka making him super politically incorrect LMAO
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Also MAN idk how people can stand for 12 hours starting out. The people who power through really are built different.
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I need to read The Terror after finishing My Sister, The Serial Killer along with The Haar...