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Swordie @ Trying to Read
@swordie.bsky.social
Yeah, I'm that milkybois guy from the forbidden bird app! Hi! I draw dudes with their abs out most of the time. Talks about GMing too. Lots of sketches and memes to be found here. Consult your physician before consuming. 28, she/her, ace. 🇺🇸🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈✊🏿
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they jerking you with the tater mitts for your sins
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 AM
So, the dream I had was REALLY weird. It's actually the first dream where I wasn't myself, but some dude lol

The entire premise of the dream is this: apparently this dude wanted to watch some porn but keeps getting interrupted by his older brother coming back often to demand things of him. And he +
February 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
...Okay. I thought I had Mewgenics down pat but I've lost like 90% of my runs when I set the Combat Speed to 4x and 2x. Act II is kicking my ass and the furthest I got was the final boss of the crater before I threw. So uh, yeah, I'm starting to flop at Mewgenics
February 14, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Hey, Mewgenics crowd on Bluesky (if there is any)... show me yalls best cats atm
February 14, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Oh yeah, I had a dream where the company I enjoyed working at got a new guy. A treasurer, I think, but for some reason his position is obsolete so he's just around doing mostly nothing. A lot of employees wanted him out. And I hated my lead. So in the break room area, I crawled through a tight vent+
February 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I got almost 40 hours in Mewgenics already. Send help the game is too fun
February 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Another object-based design!!
February 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Yall... Armitage may be my most favorite cat in Mewgenics right now. I haven't gone to the desert yet and this man is Level 8. This cat has seen some SHIT (like fighting Guillotina 3 as an old man), but he's become powerful as a result. Did I mention he's gay?
February 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I called out sick because I want to play Mewgenics
February 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
MEWGENICS TOMORROW AAHHHH I'M GONNA NO-LIFE THE GAME
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva (Blu-ray) is $14.97 on Amazon buff.ly/3HAEtMO #ad
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I've had 2 occasions where I just. Got splashed with like a pint of water tonight on shift. Wtf did I ever do to water man
February 9, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Fashion fashion
February 7, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Random object-based design :)
February 6, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I want to play Scav Prototype / Casualties Unknown with someone but I'm gonna be a complete washed newbie lol
February 5, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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Shoebill Stork harpy boy!
August 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Red-tailed hawk harpy! He claims to be the "original All-American aviator". A cocky fellow who demands royalties from the bald eagle and other raptors for voice acting them.
September 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Oof, did I call him another Plant/Void? Nope, he's a Machine/Plant kaiju boy!
September 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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He's been redesigned :)
October 9, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Inkcap Bard!
October 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Shield dude!
October 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I kinda went a little different from this emoji triplets prompt, oop

But spoopy prison clowns, because why not
November 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Well RIP Pinterest time to look for a new site
February 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Pinterest CEO says in layoff email: "We’re doubling down on an AI-forward approach – prioritizing AI-focused roles, teams, and ways of working"

So it's time for me to move to another platform to save images
February 1, 2026 at 5:55 PM