Swordie @ Trying to Read
@swordie.bsky.social
Yeah, I'm that milkybois guy from the forbidden bird app! Hi! I draw dudes with their abs out most of the time. Talks about GMing too. Lots of sketches and memes to be found here. Consult your physician before consuming. 28, she/her, ace. 🇺🇸🇵🇭🏳️🌈✊🏿
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they jerking you with the tater mitts for your sins
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 AM
they jerking you with the tater mitts for your sins
So, the dream I had was REALLY weird. It's actually the first dream where I wasn't myself, but some dude lol
The entire premise of the dream is this: apparently this dude wanted to watch some porn but keeps getting interrupted by his older brother coming back often to demand things of him. And he +
The entire premise of the dream is this: apparently this dude wanted to watch some porn but keeps getting interrupted by his older brother coming back often to demand things of him. And he +
February 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
So, the dream I had was REALLY weird. It's actually the first dream where I wasn't myself, but some dude lol
The entire premise of the dream is this: apparently this dude wanted to watch some porn but keeps getting interrupted by his older brother coming back often to demand things of him. And he +
The entire premise of the dream is this: apparently this dude wanted to watch some porn but keeps getting interrupted by his older brother coming back often to demand things of him. And he +
...Okay. I thought I had Mewgenics down pat but I've lost like 90% of my runs when I set the Combat Speed to 4x and 2x. Act II is kicking my ass and the furthest I got was the final boss of the crater before I threw. So uh, yeah, I'm starting to flop at Mewgenics
February 14, 2026 at 12:28 PM
...Okay. I thought I had Mewgenics down pat but I've lost like 90% of my runs when I set the Combat Speed to 4x and 2x. Act II is kicking my ass and the furthest I got was the final boss of the crater before I threw. So uh, yeah, I'm starting to flop at Mewgenics
Hey, Mewgenics crowd on Bluesky (if there is any)... show me yalls best cats atm
February 14, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Hey, Mewgenics crowd on Bluesky (if there is any)... show me yalls best cats atm
Oh yeah, I had a dream where the company I enjoyed working at got a new guy. A treasurer, I think, but for some reason his position is obsolete so he's just around doing mostly nothing. A lot of employees wanted him out. And I hated my lead. So in the break room area, I crawled through a tight vent+
February 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Oh yeah, I had a dream where the company I enjoyed working at got a new guy. A treasurer, I think, but for some reason his position is obsolete so he's just around doing mostly nothing. A lot of employees wanted him out. And I hated my lead. So in the break room area, I crawled through a tight vent+
I got almost 40 hours in Mewgenics already. Send help the game is too fun
February 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I got almost 40 hours in Mewgenics already. Send help the game is too fun
Another object-based design!!
February 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Another object-based design!!
Yall... Armitage may be my most favorite cat in Mewgenics right now. I haven't gone to the desert yet and this man is Level 8. This cat has seen some SHIT (like fighting Guillotina 3 as an old man), but he's become powerful as a result. Did I mention he's gay?
February 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Yall... Armitage may be my most favorite cat in Mewgenics right now. I haven't gone to the desert yet and this man is Level 8. This cat has seen some SHIT (like fighting Guillotina 3 as an old man), but he's become powerful as a result. Did I mention he's gay?
I called out sick because I want to play Mewgenics
February 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I called out sick because I want to play Mewgenics
MEWGENICS TOMORROW AAHHHH I'M GONNA NO-LIFE THE GAME
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
MEWGENICS TOMORROW AAHHHH I'M GONNA NO-LIFE THE GAME
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thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
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Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva (Blu-ray) is $14.97 on Amazon buff.ly/3HAEtMO #ad
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva (Blu-ray) is $14.97 on Amazon buff.ly/3HAEtMO #ad
I've had 2 occasions where I just. Got splashed with like a pint of water tonight on shift. Wtf did I ever do to water man
February 9, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I've had 2 occasions where I just. Got splashed with like a pint of water tonight on shift. Wtf did I ever do to water man
Fashion fashion
February 7, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Fashion fashion
Random object-based design :)
February 6, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Random object-based design :)
I want to play Scav Prototype / Casualties Unknown with someone but I'm gonna be a complete washed newbie lol
February 5, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I want to play Scav Prototype / Casualties Unknown with someone but I'm gonna be a complete washed newbie lol
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Shoebill Stork harpy boy!
August 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Shoebill Stork harpy boy!
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Red-tailed hawk harpy! He claims to be the "original All-American aviator". A cocky fellow who demands royalties from the bald eagle and other raptors for voice acting them.
September 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Red-tailed hawk harpy! He claims to be the "original All-American aviator". A cocky fellow who demands royalties from the bald eagle and other raptors for voice acting them.
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Oof, did I call him another Plant/Void? Nope, he's a Machine/Plant kaiju boy!
September 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Oof, did I call him another Plant/Void? Nope, he's a Machine/Plant kaiju boy!
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He's been redesigned :)
October 9, 2025 at 8:34 AM
He's been redesigned :)
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Inkcap Bard!
October 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Inkcap Bard!
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I kinda went a little different from this emoji triplets prompt, oop
But spoopy prison clowns, because why not
But spoopy prison clowns, because why not
November 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I kinda went a little different from this emoji triplets prompt, oop
But spoopy prison clowns, because why not
But spoopy prison clowns, because why not
Well RIP Pinterest time to look for a new site
February 3, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Well RIP Pinterest time to look for a new site
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Pinterest CEO says in layoff email: "We’re doubling down on an AI-forward approach – prioritizing AI-focused roles, teams, and ways of working"
So it's time for me to move to another platform to save images
So it's time for me to move to another platform to save images
February 1, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Pinterest CEO says in layoff email: "We’re doubling down on an AI-forward approach – prioritizing AI-focused roles, teams, and ways of working"
So it's time for me to move to another platform to save images
So it's time for me to move to another platform to save images