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I cant even read I just b on here
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · Jan 6
taking u to my mind palace nd its just Here
courage the cowardly dogs house in the middle of nowhere at night
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you think I'm spooky? @buildabearco.bsky.social · 1d
The universe is a sick pervert who doesn't want me to shower because she loves my Boy Stink
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 2d
(bored king thinking of new torture methods) make the wench with bangs wear a hat
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 2d
creatures have vendettas against me
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 2d
ending my shit in front of everyone at the job I begged god for
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 3d
“yeah theres a chair right there”
“a whut”
“…a chair?”
“huh??”
WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 3d
the lioness’ chicken nuggies are soggy
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 3d
Im amazed with the amount of people that walk into a place 1) not knowing what they sell 2) not knowing what they want ,and 3) not knowing what anything in the world is at all
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 3d
the lioness does not concern herself with letting the oven fully preheat
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 4d
communicating telepussically
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 4d
just a tony soprano kind of day (panic attack, beefing w my mom ,and overeating )
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 5d
mastodon js a disgusting creature underserving of both the megalodon ,and mammoth association shameful display
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 5d
Good evening, Pal! ( thats how I jmagine a gertrude would reply)
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 5d
just 2 make things harder
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 5d
should I go to the courthouse nd name myself gertrude
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 5d
“you cant be racist towards white people”
I can try
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 5d
I want to be a train when I grow up
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 6d
little autistic english children in 1825 whose special interests are soot and ash
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 6d
if I had a dick Id stick it in the vibraphone tubes & play a jiggy tune to completion
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 6d
siri no longer answers my prayers
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 6d
(leaving an interview 4 a job I dont even fucking want) hey siri how to devolve back into a fish
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 6d
fish really just have it made huh
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 6d
or those fish that have parasocial relationships with sharks
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 6d
some creatures r born in paradise like mudskipper s
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 6d
music sounds so much gooder when youre stressed to the point of staring longingly at your firearm
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🛎️ @syrkvt.bsky.social · 6d
no post is a banger without the allie seal of approval
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