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Tailsteak

@tailsteak.bsky.social

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Cartoonist of One Over Zero, Leftover Soup, Roll To Save, and Forward, roughly in that order. I also make board games and roleplaying games and furry art, much of it pornographic. Warrior Poet, Philosopher King. he/him

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Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 4h

Wordle 1,576 6/6
nerdlegame 1362 3/6
Dungleon 1345 4/6💠
Squardle 1347 4 Guesses Remaining

Weird session today. A good day to adapt to the unexpected. I'll keep that in mind.

Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 5h

a man holding a knife next to another man that says practice

Alt: The scene in Inglorious Basterds where our Nazi-hunting heroes let the Nazi live, but carve a swastika into his forehead so he can never hide what he is from the world.

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Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 1d

Wordle 1,575 3/6
nerdlegame 1361 3/6
Dungleon 1344 4/6💠
Squardle 1346 4 Guesses Remaining

Y'know what? I like this diamond better.

Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 1d

When you attempt the impossible and fail, don't act surprised: what did you think would happen?
When you attempt the impossible and succeed, don't act surprised: you meant to do that!

Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 1d

As would all of my characters.

Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 1d

I like to think the Muppets would be 100% behind the Portland protests

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Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 1d

1/0 be like:

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 1d

Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 1d

It's always been weird that voting for someone also means voting for their spouse to become queen.

Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 1d

Robble robble.

Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, they already *tried* isolationism.

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Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 1d

Same.

Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 1d

Lee's choker cameo is a coincidence, but read S*P anyway.

Randy Milholland @choochoobear.bsky.social · 1d

Comic: somethingpositive.net/2025/10/10/o...

October 10, 2025

First Comic Previous Comic Next Comic Today’s Comic Latest Updates

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Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 1d

Disco Elysium | Minecraft
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Stardew Valley | FNAF

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 1d

I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it

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Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 1d

He compares his beloved to the Hoover dam and thus to Herbert Hoover, but that's the wrong Hoover to reference - this just *sucks*, and nature rightly abhors it.

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Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 1d

It's like Santa. If you teach your kids that it's a game, they get to become the next Santa when they grow up. If you lie to your kids until they find out on their own, they resent you and, by extension, attach negative emotional memories of betrayal to what should be a beautiful day.

Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 2d

I've spent the past few days in a Disco Elysium rabbithole fugue state, and it wasn't wasted time - it unlocked some Forward stuff for me - but I can't afford to fall in again, so I'm unplugging the ethernet until I get shit done. Sorry for being incommunicado, can't be helped.

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Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 2d

Wordle 1,574 3/6
nerdlegame 1360 3/6
Dungleon 1343 3/6♦️
Squardle 1345 5 Guesses Remaining

Good sesh today. Really feelin' it. Gonna be a good day. I could use one of those.

Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 2d

1010 in binary is 10 and I think that's beautiful.

Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 2d

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred...

Hundredth monkey effect - Wikipedia

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 2d

i have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

bitch

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Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 2d

a person 's hand is holding a wooden block on a table

Alt: a system that inherently undoes what you do

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Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 2d

Just got this pic of Lee from @sethtriggs.bsky.social , he's streaming right now!
piczel.tv/watch/sethtr...

Seth's pic of Lee Caldavera (human, they/them), wearing a bikini and holding a sign that says "Robots have feelings too".

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Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 3d

Wordle 1,573 3/6
nerdlegame 1359 4/6
Dungleon 1342 4/6♦️
Squardle 1344 5 Guesses Remaining

Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 3d

Girl, call me Snidely Whiplash, the way I wanna run a train on you.

Tailsteak @tailsteak.bsky.social · 3d

(If you physically attack a balloon drone, and the cops can argue in court that you weren't *100%* sure there wasn't a human cop in there, they can get you on attempted murder for disassembling a weapon. It's like baby armour, but an Schrödinger's endoskeleton instead of an exoskeleton.)

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