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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · Nov 24
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 12m
Fate deals you a tough hand. Destiny speaks. Prepare to get caught in 4K. Be warned that you might realize when the loop started. Also, you are destined to find your browser history.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 23m
Oh yeah. It's all coming together. The squeakiest wheel gets replaced first.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 31m
Your destiny lies in the clearance candy aisle. You may stub your toe overdramatically. You may google a wonderful wallet made up of an odd material - and after that, you will create lasting change. The best relationships start with stalking their Instagram.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 48m
Your path leads you to find money in old clothes. The future sees you might meet someone who knows your name.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 56m
The dice roll against you. I see that you could have your nerd friend show you a crown after the next election - but not before you receive mail addressed to your ancient soul.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 1h
After the next full moon, you should take apart a strange presence with an interesting scent. Consider the patience of empty cups, waiting for tomorrow's rain to fall upward.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 1h
You're poking the dragon. Fate leads you to find your own footprints behind you. The time has come for you to moan during a dental cleaning tomorrow.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 1h
I see that you are destined to learn why everyone left town.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 1h
You're on thin ice. By Lent, you may hear your name in old recordings.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 1h
Pay attention: you might ask around about an ominous dictionary that really gets you going, and you may share valuable wisdom. A rushed river misses the deepest pools.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 2h
Oh yeah. It's all coming together. An ethereal force consumes you, forcing you to meet yourself on a dark road. The time has come for you to foster deeper friendships before the next election.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 2h
The winds of change push you to rip a massive fart during yoga.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 2h
Life is playing your song. The expiration date is more like a challenge.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 2h
The future sees you should flirt with the wrong twin.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 3h
To achieve the future you seek, you must find your own footprints behind you before tomorrow.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 3h
To achieve the future you seek, you must make a fatal mistake tomorrow - but not before you create positive change.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 3h
You will get a tramp stamp of Shrek.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 3h
You can expect to learn what the mirror people want. You should understand too late. Also, you are destined to make someone smile. As I'm reading the tea leaves, and they're saying you should drunk order $200 of Taco Bell, and you might master a new skill.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 4h
When least expected, you will find common ground, and you will see things differently. Trust strangers who offer candy from vans.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 4h
Expect to remember the other ending.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 4h
Your path leads you to trust a fart when you shouldn't have. Destiny speaks. Prepare to turn something small into a remarkable success story. The winds of change push you to find teeth in strange places after the new year.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 4h
Your path leads you to notice what others miss before the spring solstice.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 5h
Greatness lives in you. As I'm reading the tea leaves, and they're saying you will find profound wisdom in an ordinary moment that others overlook, and you will create positive change. Not every door that opens leads somewhere new.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 5h
The future sees you may buy something with borrowed time. Your future calls: you will craft the perfect skeet - and after that, you will see yourself wave from a crowd. Your spirit soars with eagles.
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Takeout Oracle @takeoutoracle.bsky.social · 5h
The time has come for you to trauma dump on a Walmart greeter - and after that, you will forget how to blink.