Talcott
@talcotts.bsky.social
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Widowed and nonbinary. I talk a lot about Star Trek, Ohio, cats, dinosaurs, and whatever I’m watching on TV. (They/Them)
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Hi new followers, here’s what you’re in for:

Weird bits of late-20th century nonsense from Columbus, Ohio (a city that’s as much a sitcom town as Springfield or Pawnee).
A fair amount of Star Trek talk.
Rambling about what I’m reading/watching/playing.
I write and post a poem every day.
Cat photos.
A March 1997 issue of Columbus Monthly with the title “Columbus People and Their Cats (or Columbus Cats and their People).” Ignoring the film I fade out 
one daydream overlaps another—

A man walks in to the saloon.

We're lost within a game store 
outside Cleveland, a labyrinth 
of shelves that felt unreal 
even in the moment.

I think a fight just broke out.

Bare trees shudder 
through small windows
and I wonder if clerks
watch the sky when 
no one else is here. A photo of the alley at sunset. Half-bare trees and garages in silhouette. Bits of light reflect of the top of trash cans and power lines. An orange cat snoozing on a blanket made of comic strips.
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thurberhouse.bsky.social
Look who stopped by #Thurber House: Mr. Elvis Costello himself! 😎

It's no secret that Elvis is a big #JamesThurber fan. He even made an epic new addition to Jamie's bedroom closet: "Elvis Costello: The singer who bit people!" 😉😂

#asseenincolumbus #asseenincbus #columbus #cbus #columbusohio
talcotts.bsky.social
They made a WORSE Taco Bell?!
talcotts.bsky.social
Paul Giamatti going from Harvey Pekar to Star Trek is some incredible pandering to me personally.
talcotts.bsky.social
Yes! And now with Klingons.
talcotts.bsky.social
It looks like the CW drama I want it to be, it’s great to see some old friends, and I’m excited to explore more of the 34th century setting.

(Still nothing to disprove my theory that the version of the EMH here is the one left behind in the Delta Quadrant, who woke up in a museum 700 years later.)
talcotts.bsky.social
Yeah. Maybe I’ll try the new one at University City sometime.
talcotts.bsky.social
Oof. But also I get it.
Mine is “customer service for textbooks.”
talcotts.bsky.social
Oh geeze. Yeah. That seems like a logistical pain to have that much overlap.
talcotts.bsky.social
(I do think part of the problem is the preparation, so maybe I’ll try again at another location at some point)
talcotts.bsky.social
I hadn’t really been paying attention, but I lived off of these when I was vegetarian in college, and knew they’d been removed when they narrowed the menu a few years ago, so I felt like I should get one while I can.

I wish I’d just left it a memory though.
talcotts.bsky.social
I can’t tell if the rereleased 7-Layer Burrito is a terrible mockery of the original, if my local Taco Bell burrito team is struggling with the Windows 98 system I assume is required to make one, or if certain foods just hit differently at 44 than they might have at 22.
talcotts.bsky.social
I just figured you were there for my panel presentation, “Uh-Oh, Spaghetti-O: American Culture in a Can.”

(Apparently Pasta Con has an academic component)
talcotts.bsky.social
brb, getting started on my ravioli cosplay.
talcotts.bsky.social
We all know it’s uncool to wear the band’s shirt to their show, but you want everyone to know that you have good taste and knowledge of that genre, so obviously the answer is a Hip-Hop Taz t-shirt from 1993.
talcotts.bsky.social
Torn between “join us!” and “save yourself!”
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I think so! After getting a boon from Hestia Melinoë declares “Flame of the hearth” in a very familiar tone.
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You’re welcome! It’s pretty great.
talcotts.bsky.social
I don’t know if it covers ALL events, but, for example, Eleven P.M. was with a live jazz orchestra. So if that counts, yes!

There is a $5 charge for when they get actual 35mm film in, but that’s pretty rare (just Hundreds of Beavers here).
talcotts.bsky.social
Was that just a “Faith of the Heart” joke in Hades II?!
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