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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 43m

as a white person the most confusing thing about hip hop is that when they say "beat" they mean the track they rap over

I kept hearing about sick beats but then i listened to the track and it's just 4/4 again

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Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!) @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 1h

Hi! My name is…
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Slim Sadie, a very good and pretty dog available for adoption

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 50m

you deserved the nobel peace prize for this tweet

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 58m

"Daaaa Yankees Lose" pretty much sums up all of America rn

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 1h

yeah im going to need the cubs to win the national league

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 1h

going to need to hear what he did before passing judgement

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 1h

Who among us hasn't stumped scalding mashed potatoes on our spouse's head?

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Katie Porter dumped scalding mashed potatoes on then-husband's head, resurfaced divorce docs reveal

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 2h

(publishing a scientific paper with a sample size of 1) trying the same thing and expecting a different result if the definition of insanity actually

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 2h

in a couple of instances probably yeah

Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 3h

are shooters of priests ever the good guys throughout history

Pastor shot by ICE with pepper balls speaks out in first TV interview | CNN

Pastor hit by ICE pepper balls granted restraining order against government.

www.cnn.com

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 3h

in october they use real ghosts

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 3h

why aren't they playing narco

acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 12h

that's cool. the founder of reddit followed me on here because i said charlie kirk deserved to die. not that it's a contest

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 13h

funniest ever #DiedSuddenly coming

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14h

Trump got a Covid vaccine today.

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 13h

walked into that

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fact check: most people who don't know their beautiful, arent

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they're

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they'rent actually

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 13h

they'rent actually

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 13h

fact check: most people who don't know their beautiful, arent

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 14h

we will cut trump and his forces off from the sea

Beau @runningsignal.com · 14h

Dem Governors have more control over trade than they understand.

70% of international trade is running through the black dots. Most of the biggest sea ports, and most proximal to water.

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 14h

it takes a lot to make a stew

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 14h

im beginning to think he might not be a good guy

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 15h

pope leo with a speech bubble on the quoted tweet

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 15h

on long island they just call long covid "covid"

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 19h

i have to assume he asked an aide what a bus was and they told him "uh it's like a big limousine sir"

Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 1d

[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]

Andrew Cuomo tweet:

@ZohranKMamdani's "plan" provides no relief for working families who take the subway, and unnecessary benefits to wealthy New Yorkers who take the bus and can afford the fare.

I focus on working families, while @ZohranKMamdani the mansion boy focuses on helping the rich.

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 15h

long covid is what they call covid on long island

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 15h

the funny part is after millennia of calling jews christ killers they're all straight up like yeah of course we'd kill christ, he's using all your medicaid

Corpsy @corpsepilot.bsky.social · 1d

If Mary (the mother of Jesus in the biblical myth) were to show up pregnant and about to give birth at a modern Christian's door, would they be more likely to shoot her and use the "stand your ground" defense or would they call ICE?

Thoughts?

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · Jul 29

family guy had a huge staff of incredibly talented employees. not just the writers, voice actors, and animators, but hundreds of other team members that you never see who make it all work like a well oiled machine

it's extremely dismissive of ALL of their amazing effort to write that off as "lucky"

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 15h

no you were cooking

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