acabylon bee
@acabylonbee.bsky.social
I got sunshine on a cloudy day
mutuals ONLY follow my private alt @acabylonc.bsky.social
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You making the conscious choice not to retweet me is literally killing this website
If Bluesky is to grow and become a viable alternative for the "Global Townsquare," which was the point, it needs to compete on engagement and virality is a part of that.
It isn't competing. Engagement here has been falling for a year. That's a problem if you, like me, want it to survive and thrive.
It isn't competing. Engagement here has been falling for a year. That's a problem if you, like me, want it to survive and thrive.
January 20, 2026 at 2:18 PM
You making the conscious choice not to retweet me is literally killing this website
A joke for the history buffs,
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM
A joke for the history buffs,
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So why are Shapiro stans and Kamala stans fighting? Neither of them will ever be President.
January 19, 2026 at 7:29 PM
So why are Shapiro stans and Kamala stans fighting? Neither of them will ever be President.
god be like "fuck it a hole is a hole"
Reminds me of this really cringy poster that hangs in the entrance of my in-laws' church.
January 19, 2026 at 10:47 PM
god be like "fuck it a hole is a hole"
dunk in him all you like but he's right—it's not sustainable for the same milquetoast smarmy bullshit to not go viral every single time
A tale of three apps. Identical post sent at the same time:
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
January 19, 2026 at 10:29 PM
dunk in him all you like but he's right—it's not sustainable for the same milquetoast smarmy bullshit to not go viral every single time
meanwhile im protesting that mary todd lincoln is being played by a cis woman in oh mary
Personally if I was Anne Boleyn I’d be far more upset that someone made a musical about my head getting cut off
January 19, 2026 at 10:10 PM
meanwhile im protesting that mary todd lincoln is being played by a cis woman in oh mary
i saw that tiktok and it is simply bullshit?
the nazis won one election that they tampered with heavily and they literally never bothered holding elections again
the nazis won one election that they tampered with heavily and they literally never bothered holding elections again
Someone on TikTok had a great point: Hitler was able to consolidate power and kill millions because the German people overwhelmingly supported him.
Trump doesn’t have that kind of support among Americans. A majority oppose MAGA and millions of activists are derailing his plans.
Keep fighting!
Trump doesn’t have that kind of support among Americans. A majority oppose MAGA and millions of activists are derailing his plans.
Keep fighting!
January 19, 2026 at 9:28 PM
i saw that tiktok and it is simply bullshit?
the nazis won one election that they tampered with heavily and they literally never bothered holding elections again
the nazis won one election that they tampered with heavily and they literally never bothered holding elections again
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imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
be careful dee. dr stokes is going to have you killed if you get too many more likes
January 19, 2026 at 9:16 PM
be careful dee. dr stokes is going to have you killed if you get too many more likes
blaming voters for trump deliberately forgives and forgets the worst presidential campaign the democrats have ever managed to bungle
it wasnt your party leadership or the consultant class!
it was your fault for not being annoying enough on social media
we forgive you if you donate more this cycle
it wasnt your party leadership or the consultant class!
it was your fault for not being annoying enough on social media
we forgive you if you donate more this cycle
January 19, 2026 at 9:08 PM
blaming voters for trump deliberately forgives and forgets the worst presidential campaign the democrats have ever managed to bungle
it wasnt your party leadership or the consultant class!
it was your fault for not being annoying enough on social media
we forgive you if you donate more this cycle
it wasnt your party leadership or the consultant class!
it was your fault for not being annoying enough on social media
we forgive you if you donate more this cycle
he was thinking purely of peace????
The actual President of the United States...nothing more than a petulant child.
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
January 19, 2026 at 6:55 PM
he was thinking purely of peace????
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The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 AM
The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
exactly. law enforcement should cooperate with ice out of solidarity with their nazi brothers, not some executive order
The first thing Virginia Spanberger did after being sworn in as Governor of Virginia was repeal Youngkin’s executive order requiring state and local law enforcement to cooperate with ICE.
This is the kind of leadership Democratic governors nationwide should be emulating.
This is the kind of leadership Democratic governors nationwide should be emulating.
January 19, 2026 at 3:43 PM
exactly. law enforcement should cooperate with ice out of solidarity with their nazi brothers, not some executive order
yeah he definitely voluntarily retired, no notes
In the 2020 election, Joe Biden defeated Donald Trump by winning both the Electoral College and the popular vote. He then became Trump's president for the next 4 years, retiring undefeated.
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
yeah he definitely voluntarily retired, no notes
anonymous republicans will keep him from starting wwiii!
January 19, 2026 at 3:38 PM
anonymous republicans will keep him from starting wwiii!
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in the next bond film 007 should kill president trump
January 19, 2026 at 1:24 PM
in the next bond film 007 should kill president trump
i was confused. i thought he did win the nobel peace prize?? was this an ai generated image??
January 19, 2026 at 1:21 PM
i was confused. i thought he did win the nobel peace prize?? was this an ai generated image??
truly gen alpha doomed us all
Of all the US Citizens who should feel the greater shame right now, it isn't those who voted for Trump. It is those who did not vote at all. They were just as responsible, but believe they can deny it.
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 AM
truly gen alpha doomed us all
if your in the us you can just draw your gun
January 19, 2026 at 2:35 AM
if your in the us you can just draw your gun
athiest is such a funny misspelling. you may be atheist but im the athiest
January 19, 2026 at 1:35 AM
athiest is such a funny misspelling. you may be atheist but im the athiest
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My neck, my back,
January 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
My neck, my back,
schumer is open to greenland being the 51st state if it puts the senate in play
The incredibly lukewarm Democratic response on Greenland is being noticed in Europe, incidentally.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
But Americans who want to save the alliance with Europe must have no illusions about how bad a condition this transatlantic partnership is in.
January 18, 2026 at 11:42 PM
schumer is open to greenland being the 51st state if it puts the senate in play