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Ninja eyes peeled on underrated longs and bubbly shorts. My Focus: Tech/[Alt] Energy/Value/Disruptors/Monetary Policy and Cycles. My tales are not advice. - Same TFTF as on that other 🐦 site. Still allergic to charlatans. talesfromthefuture.substack.com

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Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · Nov 14

Always remember Elon Musk’s lies from April 2019.

1. All FSD Teslas are appreciating assets! NPV ~$200k(!).

2. FSD 🚗 can make their owners ~$30k per year (robotaxi rentals to others)

3. Millions of Tesla robotaxis on the road by 2020 “FOR SURE”.

Lies, damn lies and Tesla $TSLA presentations

Tayray 🇦🇺 @tayray.bsky.social · Nov 14

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Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 1d

Also, wasn’t crypto supposed to be a safe haven?

Look at the dumps over the past 24 hours ( except for the two stablecoins, obviously. Btw, I still think that Tether is fraudulent. But that’s a story for another day... #usdt #timestamp #cryptobubble ).

Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 1d

😂

Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe the Norway invasion is planned for the weekend. Trump first wants to establish a beachfront in Greenland. /s

Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 1d

Bullish! /s

Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 1d

His Majesty expected to win a Nobel Prize today. He didn’t.

So he wrecked the markets, starting with a new, asinine trade war…

$DJT 🤡

www.cnbc.com/2025/10/10/t...

Trump threatens 'massive' tariff hike on China over rare earths dispute

Stock markets dropped on Trump's bellicose Truth Social post that said China is "becoming very hostile" in seeking tough export controls on rare earths.

www.cnbc.com

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Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 2d

Gemini…

- mixes up stablecoin issuer Figure (that company just did an IPO) with Figure AI (the humanoid robot company).
Not the same company

- only mentions their old Figure 02 robot, no word about Figure 03.

Screenshot:

Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 2d

AI still has a long way to go.

Example below… (which is ironic, because humanoids need VERY advanced AI).

I was wondering (since Figure AI just released its new Figure 03 humanoid robot) if there’s news on a @Figure_robot (X) IPO.

Gemini’s / Google’s answer is embarrassingly wrong!

(See 👇 )

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Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 2d

Rate this meme... $TSLA $TSLAQ

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Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 2d

Exactly, Tesla is (according to the current stock bubble craze) worth more than the rest of the car industry combined….

Insane valuation, a house of cards:

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Michael Paarlberg @mpaarlberg.bsky.social · 3d

This sounds very sustainable and not at all like a ponzi scheme

Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 5d

“Nvidia plans to invest in OpenAI, which is buying cloud computingfrom Oracle, which is buying chips from Nvidia, which has a stake in CoreWeave, which is providing AI infrastructure to OpenAI.”

Circle jerk secured.

#AIbubble #timestamp

www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...

The AI boom's reliance on circular deals is raising fears of a bubble

A spate of recent deals among AI's biggest players has tightened the circle of companies and investments underpinning the technology’s explosive growth.

www.nbcnews.com

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Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 3d

“The NHTSA is reviewing incidents where FSD-enabled Teslas blew through red lights or traveled the wrong way on roads.”

Blowing through red lights?
Driving on the wrong side of the road?

These are just mjnor corner cases, right? Right? /s

$TSLA $TSLAQ

www.theverge.com/news/797618/...

Tesla is facing an investigation over Full Self-Driving traffic violations

Tesla is the subject of yet another investigation.

www.theverge.com

Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 3d

Isn’t it hilarious that Ferrari $RACE (certainly not a big proponent of EVs!) will likely ship its first EV before Tesla’s vaporware Roadster 2 goes on sale?!

(Ferrari will likely ship in H2 2026).

$TSLA $TSLAQ

www.wired.com/story/ferrar...

Ferrari Reveals Its Electric Powerhouse, and What Could Finally Be Real EV Sound

More than 1,000 hp, 192 mph, and regen braking with more than half the force of an emergency stop aren't enough for the Italian carmaker—it might just have solved the EV sonic problem once and for all...

www.wired.com

Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 3d

PS: Tesla’s “new” stripped-down Model Y, already nick-named “Model Trash”.

Says it all. $TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp

insideevs.com/news/775115/...

'Model Trash': Even Tesla Fans Are Slamming Its Hyped-Up Cheaper EVs

After yesterday's release, Tesla fans are slamming the new

insideevs.com

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Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 3d

And the new Nissan LEAF from a few weeks ago - this is a completely redesigned EV for 2026+, at under $30k starting prices.

Again: Tesla offers nothing in this price segment, anywhere in the World.

Tesla’s EV portfolio is completely outdated, relies on a single EV (Y).

electrek.co/2025/08/19/2...

The 2026 Nissan LEAF is the most affordable EV with prices starting under $30,000

The new 2026 Nissan LEAF will arrive at US dealerships any day now. And it’s even cheaper than the OG...

electrek.co

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Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 3d

$GM Bolt news from yesterday:

electrek.co/2025/10/08/g...

GM unveils new Chevy Bolt - same package, new battery, low $29k price

GM has unveiled the new Chevy Bolt and we got some hands-on time with it at an unveil event in Hollywood, CA.

electrek.co

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Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 3d

I’m old enough to remember whenTesla promised a $25k mass-market EV model.

Both $GM and Nissan now offer sub-$30k EVs again:

New 2027 Bolt EV
New 2026 Nissan LEAF

(Plus dozens of EVs models in Europe and Asia at these price brackets. The two cars above are just examples for North America. $TSLAQ

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Anadarko @anadarkocapital.bsky.social · 3d

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Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 3d

What could go wrong? 🙈

““With $MEME, we offer investors a tool to capture that power through an actively managed ETF that can rotate quickly into the stocks dominating the conversation today...”

You couldn’t make this up. #timestamp

www.cnbc.com/2025/10/08/t...

The Meme ETF is back. Is it late to the party again?

In its first go around, the ETF's launch coincided with the Nasdaq Composite's peak.

www.cnbc.com

Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 5d

Source: www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

OpenAI Is Good at Deals

OpenAI/AMD, Antifraud Co., M&A scoops, World Cup tickets, Gary Gensler’s cell phone and Citadel Insecurities.

www.bloomberg.com

Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 5d

Matt Levine nails it in his latest BBG column.

This.

$NVDA etc. #AIbubble

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Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 5d

The AI boom's reliance on circular deals is raising fears of a bubble

A spate of recent deals among AI's biggest players has tightened the circle of companies and investments underpinning the technology’s explosive growth.

www.nbcnews.com

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 6d

He could’ve fought, but he faked bone spurs. So someone else had to go in his place - most likely a working class kid whose daddy couldn’t afford to bribe a doctor. Now he’s talking shit about how it should’ve been fought.

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Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 9d

“Former Trump spiritual adviser and Texas megachurch pastor Robert Morris pleaded guilty to sexually abusing a 12-year-old girl…”

I’m unfortunately not surprised. Drain the swamp? LOL.

Also, and without knowing the case details:

Why does this creep only have to serve 6 months for this crime?!

MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 9d

Robert Morris "served as a faith adviser to President Donald Trump."

Robert Morris, Texas megachurch pastor, pleads guilty to sexually abusing a child

Under a plea agreement, Morris was given a 10-year sentence, but he will serve only six months in an Oklahoma jail.

www.nbcnews.com

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Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 9d

“This vehicle was nicknamed the “Model 2,” and would have offered the most affordable entry point into the EV market, at least in the West….”

Hmm, no.

Various European carmakers already offer $25k EVs today, even more will in the near future (2026+), for example VW with the ID Polo (former ID2).

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Tales From The Future @talesftf.bsky.social · 10d

Here’s my anticipation (from a few weeks ago), see second tweet: