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Tallulah Bunkbed

@tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social

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Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No crypto or MAGA. Peddle that shit somewhere else.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 5h

Today's art projects: applesauce and apple pie filling

One a cutting board in a bright kitchen sit Mason jars in two sizes. In the foreground, applesauce in 8 ounce jars; in the background, apple pie filling rests in pint jars. I peeled a boatload of very hostile apples.

Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 6h

A close friend returned from glamorous travels with marvelous stories and gorgeous pictures. I was overjoyed for her, and to see her again.

Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 1d

Egg bagel with a generous schmear of cream cheese, lox, sliced not-at-all tomato, capers if possible.

Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 1d

Don't like fajitas

More for me

Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 1d

I'd ask what's going on here but I'm afraid someone would tell me

Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 2d

Listen: sometimes I'm torn between twisting my villain mustache and Nairing the damn thing but if anyone needs mustache help I am SO THERE.

Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 2d

Still punk rock as I match my damn socks

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 2d

This glass of wine says I'm veggie until I plate carnitas

Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 2d

You're a vegetarian

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not saying oak trees are angry but they are throwing down acorns like they should detonate

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 2d

You never know when someone's Jacques Cousteau

Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 2d

Of course! And thank you!

Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 2d

Which fits the Byrds song

Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 2d

I'm making blankets for cat shelters. The only thing that won't work for me is wool because I'm allergic. Thank you so much for helping.

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 3d

You know those cameras trained on bigass bird nests that stream Nature in all its glory to screens all over the world?

The city of Portland needs cameras streaming idyllic shit like restaurants with outdoor dining

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 3d

"Antifa-led hellfire"

www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

PORTLAND: Fake News Ignores Antifa Violence, Residents’ Pleas for Help

For years, an Antifa-led hellfire has turned Portland into a wasteland of firebombs, beatings, and brazen attacks on federal officers and property —

www.whitehouse.gov

Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 3d

Only you truly get me, stuffed mushrooms

Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 4d

What's your sign?

A sign from a very small building on a very small island says, "Confined space. Do not enter."

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 4d

Now that nobody's babysitting chemical companies maybe toxic polish will stick to my nails again

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 4d

Balls of scrap yarn are welcome. As Georg says, laceweight is too light, but everything else I can work into cat blankets. Many thanks!

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 5d

Sun60?

Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 5d

For your own safety don't walk toward me with your hand in a bag of chips

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 5d

Link

Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 5d

What if we all just post the word Link over and over again repost it and like then until even the normies are bothered?

Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 5d

So she's a shitty writer as well

Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 5d

The Way of the Robot Vacuum is mysterious

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Tallulah Bunkbed @tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social · 5d

WHAT. So awesome.

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