Tallulah Bunkbed
@tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social
Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No crypto or MAGA. Peddle that shit somewhere else.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
Ooooooh not the Kitchener stitch. I understand it in theory and in practice I end up with my hands tied together
Learn how to perfect the Kitchener stitch. This two-step technique offers a unique way to finish your knitting projects seamlessly.
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Kitchener Stitch in Two Simple Steps
Explore the Kitchener stitch and its historical connection to Field Marshal Kitchener. Learn this easy two-step knitting technique.
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December 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ooooooh not the Kitchener stitch. I understand it in theory and in practice I end up with my hands tied together
To the engineering student who tried teaching me how to juggle thirty years ago: I'm sorry about your solar plexis
December 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
To the engineering student who tried teaching me how to juggle thirty years ago: I'm sorry about your solar plexis
Happy Beethoven's Birthday to all who celebrate
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Happy Beethoven's Birthday to all who celebrate
...you will buy me a tuna...you will ignore your credit card statement...you will buy me a tuna...
December 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
...you will buy me a tuna...you will ignore your credit card statement...you will buy me a tuna...
Another day, another cute dog I want to take to the roller rink
December 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Another day, another cute dog I want to take to the roller rink
Snow was pretty but tomorrow morning commuters unfamiliar with black ice will bobsled past the house
December 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Snow was pretty but tomorrow morning commuters unfamiliar with black ice will bobsled past the house
He's no Aldo Nova but I guess he's pretty decent
December 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
He's no Aldo Nova but I guess he's pretty decent
It's Chapstick Pimple Season, yay
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It's Chapstick Pimple Season, yay
Reposted by Tallulah Bunkbed
If it's okay with you I'll just tuna casserole
December 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If it's okay with you I'll just tuna casserole
Listen, that might or might not've been a dream but if my fingertips ooze cinnamon bun goo all over your carpet please remember I didn't mambo counterclockwise
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Listen, that might or might not've been a dream but if my fingertips ooze cinnamon bun goo all over your carpet please remember I didn't mambo counterclockwise
Recently started working with the local food pantry again after a few years away
Got five new besties
Got five new besties
December 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Recently started working with the local food pantry again after a few years away
Got five new besties
Got five new besties
Been writing a paper all day about people who've been dead for 2000 years
Nothing that's never happened before happened lately, did it
Nothing that's never happened before happened lately, did it
December 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Been writing a paper all day about people who've been dead for 2000 years
Nothing that's never happened before happened lately, did it
Nothing that's never happened before happened lately, did it
If you're looking for a cold I would like you to have mine
Can I mail it to you
Can I mail it to you
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If you're looking for a cold I would like you to have mine
Can I mail it to you
Can I mail it to you
There are four cop cars with flashing lights and at least as many cops in front of my house and oddly enough they're not interested in three old fogeys asking each other what's going on over and over
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
There are four cop cars with flashing lights and at least as many cops in front of my house and oddly enough they're not interested in three old fogeys asking each other what's going on over and over
I feel sick but at least I look awful too
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I feel sick but at least I look awful too
It's Save Me, Delicious Broth season
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It's Save Me, Delicious Broth season
Me: Shit
Him: What
Me: We're about to get Christmas caroled
Him: Make a break for it and I'll pants the conductor
Him: What
Me: We're about to get Christmas caroled
Him: Make a break for it and I'll pants the conductor
December 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Me: Shit
Him: What
Me: We're about to get Christmas caroled
Him: Make a break for it and I'll pants the conductor
Him: What
Me: We're about to get Christmas caroled
Him: Make a break for it and I'll pants the conductor
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
Every night for years now between 10 and 11:30, my house fills with outrageous food aromas, but only briefly
We think the ghost is telling us she had a better recipe for whatever and would win Chopped
We think the ghost is telling us she had a better recipe for whatever and would win Chopped
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Every night for years now between 10 and 11:30, my house fills with outrageous food aromas, but only briefly
We think the ghost is telling us she had a better recipe for whatever and would win Chopped
We think the ghost is telling us she had a better recipe for whatever and would win Chopped
Annoy corporate chucklefucks who insist on "take this survey after your customer service call" by demanding that representative get a raise
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Annoy corporate chucklefucks who insist on "take this survey after your customer service call" by demanding that representative get a raise
Obviously, I should have considered what would happen if I woke up from a nap back in 1987
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Obviously, I should have considered what would happen if I woke up from a nap back in 1987
Having trouble keeping the Noahs and Ezras straight
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Having trouble keeping the Noahs and Ezras straight
What - no Kung Fu Theater?
Soul Train on one channel, Mid-South 'rasslin on another and Wild Kingdom on the third meant the cartoons were over.
These kids are missing out not having Soul Train on Saturday mornings! SMH.
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
What - no Kung Fu Theater?
Lulu is very halpful Lulu is a good halper Lulu halped
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Lulu is very halpful Lulu is a good halper Lulu halped